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Attach strong rope to M4's little bit between the handguard and the barrel, where you can attach straps, attach other side of the rope to the buttstock. See? No need for complex fucking crafting and finding unnecessary shit.

True, why are people so obsessed about how many women play DayZ? There's been more and more threads of that recently. I don't understand. Still I'll tell you what, I don't know what the fuck do you imagine when you hear a girl through Voice Chat, but if she has 100-200 hours logged in, she probably doesn't look like princess you imagine in your pussy hungry teenager mind. Do you really think what it'll be like when you get a girlfriend? Fuck, when I'm playing some game 3 or 6 hours straight or minding my own business I would be PISSED if someone called me because she wants to meet.

I would love to have animals like dogs. I'd handcuff the owner, and make him watch as I beat his doggie to death, then force feed the meet to him. CAN'T WAIT.

Si la palmas, la palmas. No hay mas que hacer. Empiezas de nuevo. Si haces combat log en un encuentro hostil, tu personaje se queda en la partida durante 30 segundos mas, por lo que te matarán. Hacer combat log es de cobardes. (Yeah, I know spanish)

This is something I've been thinking about for some days now. In my opinion, things like sickness, hunger and thirst, yeah, I can play with those, but things like heart attacks and fall damage+weight of gear+height, and keeping a diet and stuff like that? No, that's way too much, I could only accept it if it works FLAWLESSLY. I suggest the dev team + Dean, to fix bugs, flaws in the engine and other problems before implementing such complex features as the ones I mentioned above. I mean, updates in this stage of DayZ should contain (in my opinion, again) fixes, improvements of the gameplay and basic features (hunger, thirst..) and new items. Implementing complex systems like this in a game that is bugged in it's core is not going to bring any good. I myself stopped playing the game, simple, I have 130 hours logged in, each time I try to gear up I get my legs broken my walking around, exiting a house, or walking in the firestation, since the last update, and now you're implementing heart attacks. (I've been playing alone the last 20 hours because my group left DayZ long ago because they were bored of "Running Simulator 2014", but I still have hope in this game) I simply don't give a fuck about some people here who say to be "hardcore gamers", who say all of that ''ITZZ ALPHA" or "BEING PART OF THE EXPERIENCE OF DEVELOPMENT IS GREAT AND FUN", I don't want to hear any of that, I know what it is, the first day I bought SA I DID READ that window from begging to end TWICE. (Also, this community should be nicer to people who are new to Standalone, you want to atract players to this game, not drive them away because they asked a "newbie" question, I also agree that sometimes they really repetitive). Sure, it is fun, but Dean, dev-team or whoever the hell reads this, you want to keep this playable AT LEAST IN THE STABLE BRANCH, because it is NOW when DayZ is getting the attention of the gaming community, NOT AL FULL RELEASE, now, you see I only knew about Arma 3 when it's Alpha went out and I didn't know ANYTHING about it untill I myself bought it a week ago because I could no longer stand DayZ, so you want to keep the people playing, not going away, Alpha? Sure. But I suggest you make the Experimental Branch your testing playground for complex and realistic features untill all the major flaws in it are gone. Just my 2 cents.

I'll give you 5 cents in € if you get full kitted pristine M4, hunting backpack, 8 full mags in pristine condition, everything pristine in under 30 minutes, you have to record the entire gameplay in 1080p, 120FPS minimum and EACH GRAPHIC OPTION ON HIGHEST SETTING POSSIBLE.

Nope, the zombies are all and ONLY white males and females, turns out Chernarus was the perfect country :D . Shame there is a zombie apocalypse with no known source, such a coincidence, right governament? (Just kidding, poor zombie variety is poor zombie variety. Kind of realistic, I never saw a black person back when I lived in Ukraine, when I moved to Spain..well fuck.)

Did you mix disinfectant with soda?

Yep, that's why were getting little kids trying to play like him and crying when they fail.

This is not the place to post this, it says "General Discussion", there's nothing to discuss about this guy, his fanboys already have the space to tell him how "awesome" he is in his video's comment section. "Gallery" would be the place to post this. You call him a pro or whatever, I'm just going to say that he's not really that good at the game, and sometimes he really acts like a newbie. He good at making entretaining videos. But that's about it. The average DayZ player could kick his ass in-game anytime, oh but he's not putting that in his videos, right?

HELL YES! DOGS! Now I be able to handcuff someone and make him watch as I beat his dog to death (or poison him, OR CHOP THE DOG TO PIECES AND FORCE FEED THE MEAT TO THE OWNER! The emotion! The grief! The reaction! Don't get me wrong I love animals in real life, but that sounds like so much fun. I love this game.

No one will read it, and people who whine want attention, so they'll keep posting in General discussion.

I spawned IN Elektro. South of the town. Lots of people spawn there. It's not close. It's IN town.

I spawned in Elektro two times this weekend.

I once got to kill a 13 years old little kid in the game and recorded it. Yes, his response was ''Fuck you faggit, you guys are so gay that blablabla..''. But I'm not the great polite guy here either, I'm always swearing 24/7; English, Spanish, Russian or whatever language, I don't think it's cool, or however you call it, I'm just used to it. In that video I swear so much that it doesn't even make sense, even better, English is not my "native" language so I have that weird fucking Spanish person from Ukraine trying to speak English accent.

Get a 7870, I'm using one, and it works like a charm. Skryim on Ultra and I get 60 FPS or more sometimes.

Plot twist: You got the game yesterday.

No, I don't support rape in any way. Real life rape should be punished and the criminals should be tested on, instead of animals. What the fuck are they doing in Russia in the first place?

Raping in a videogame, when rape isn't accepted nor implemented in the videogaming scene nowadays, feels really empty, virtual, unsatisfying and robotic as much realistic the game is. Besides it's not worth it. You're both sitting behind the screen in a nice chair. It's dumb, I wouldn't even waste my time trying such a thing.

Yes. In the NWAF, more than a month ago. He killed 2 of my friends, me being the only survivor. He hovered fast as a rocket between us while spraying his M4, instantly headshotting both of my friends.

Fist fight those fuckers if there's any loot I want around, or run if I don't really have anything to keep my position for.

I discovered that weeks ago, I just kept it to myself. And didn't really used it to my advantage, but fuck I was surprised.

YES! Make these zombies "zombie" lore friendly.. Make LOTS of them but make them dumb and slow. But of course making lots of them is not possible so we'll have to stay will little-sized hordes, but faster, so there is some difficulty. Still headshot kill only is a must. The major problem for me about the zombies is that they are SO FREAKING robotic that the only reason I call them zombies is because their look and the fact that they want to eat my face off.

Well at least now they feed on dead corpses.

Oh, don't give that beaty some ugly RIS handguard or some little CQB stock, give this baby what she wants :D