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That's just like saying port Arma 3 to consoles, YOU CAN'T, the console hardware is too weak, and there is a shitload of trouble. Starting with the controls being WAY too complex for a console controller. And please, I don't want little kiddies playing this game.

Getting your legs smashed by the Earth while exiting a house Simulator 2014.

I'll join, I'll do anything, basicly, as long as it's behind the screen it's fun.

YOU TELL ME WHAT THE FUCK IS A MUSLIN. You're not the only one. The game is in alpha state, clever guy. You're in alpha.

Yes, Deen Hall is ded. DedZee is ded. It's all over, there is no help. Log in one last time and give your character a proper funeral.

Hardcore TDM: 2014 Hiking Simulator 2014 Sociopath Simulator 2014 Getting shot for beans: The Videogame (that's from someone's Steam review)

He'll have to rocket the fuck out of there.

Fuck friendlies, and fuck your "friendly" tactics and shit. I DO team up with unknown people. Just not when they run towards me screaming "FRIENDLY". I team up with people who make sense in the game like when I was entering Elektro and I encounter this guy who says "Are you going to kill me?", I respond "Probably not", and we both teamed up and looted Elektro.

This dude here just cloned himself all over the place and things went bad and his infencted clones infected the entire world. YOU LOOK ME IN THE EYE AND TELL ME IT ISN'T THE SAME PERSON: Yep. :D

I've gone through a hardcore server restart in Stable, joined the same exact server, and lots of doors were open, with loot still in. Not strange at all, and it's not NWAF only, it happens everywhere.

No way this forum is strict, check out the Bethesda forums. Mods there are so lazy that you can't even start a "polemic discussion" without getting your thread locked at 1st post.

I have a problem with my girlfriend, she's been really aggressive recently, I don't know if this is some kind of new sexual reference of hers, it's like she wants to eat me and then she moans and growls like if she was hungry for ****. I am really afraid to go there to the bedroom and try do something, maybe satisfy her? Pic of her by the way: No she's not a princess exactly, but I'm only in for the money, IS MY RELATIONSHIP BROKEN?

Get ready for Perks and "akimbo" (or however do these COD assholes call them) guns. Vehicle handlings will be ported from GTA V. And player will have no carry weight limit and there will be more Barrets M82 than Cans of food in Elektro. Also, you'll be able to spawn at friends location, and you'll be able activate Passive Mode, where you can't get killed. 8/10 servers will be No-KoS.

I just lost my character too. Damn he had some good stuff.

Okay, so after doing some really bad stuff and getting really bored, I decided to go help some newspanws, as life in DayZ these days can be really difficult, due to all of the glitches and bugs. Also, people seem to be desperate to get some "human interaction" in DayZ, so here you go: Basic tips: -Do it in high populated servers along the coast from Berezino to Solnichniy . -Don't wear military clothing, at least not a full set (nothing wrong with TTsKO pants), and obviously, NO GAS MASKS. -Always carry a gun with +50 rounds and a fireaxe, most newspaws are assholes who just lost it all and want to kill mindlessly, be ready to kill lots of them, even in front of the newspawn you are helping. They'll thank you. Also watch out for blood thirsty bandits like the ones I used to be part of. -MOST IMPORTANT: It is a rule, don't be a dumbass, get a Pristine Motorbike Helmet, and paint it with a Green Spraycan, while you're helping a newspawn in a high-pop server, another one will most likely try to sneak on you. I took like 6 hits to the head from 2 different newspaws while giving one guy food and a canteen, it didn't even make me bleed, the Motorbike Helmet is a life saver. -Wear the best civilian clothes you find in good condition. -Don't waste ammo on a "running" newspawn who tries to ambush you and fails, one hit with the fireaxe and he's dead. -Obviously go as packed up as you can on food and water, also bring a medikit full of bandages, you never know. And give the "Rags" of your previously killed newspawns (for whatever reason) to the newspawns you decide to help. -Feel free to shoot any newspawn between the eyes if he's too much of an asshole. You don't have to be there, and it's obviously not your obligation to help them. -Don't be too nice and trusting. Be correct and helpful. ------ I hope this gives you some gameplay ideas, and remember, IMMERSION is the most important part of it. Good luck to anyone who tries this playstyle :) . (I just got tired of being evil and backstabbing 24/7).

I once heard someone saying that going to the coast after gearing up to help newspawns in playing UNICEF. So it's kind of a bad joke/reference.

Just for cooking's sake don't forget to get their clothes off. And share with zombies.

If he's a newspawn yes. Hit as close to the head as you can and that'll be it for him.

Do as you wish, but you want to keep your head safe from being KO'd in one hit.

Sacrifice him to the demons, say you were "possesed" as an excuse. Or get one os us to KoS him.

Men and women are completely different, all that equality talk is bullshit, let a woman punch me in the nose, then let me punch HER in the nose, and see who gets in trouble. Who keeps the house and the children after divorce, even if she's a drama queen fucking liar? Equality my ass. People get dumbed down when they see a woman in the game, and that's when she get to kill him while his guard is down. This kind of situation has been explained here on the forums. Don't get me wrong, I have nothing against women, I respect and love them. Untill dumb fucking shit like equality and feminism appear and I get to hear what they say.

Maybe...?

Horrible idea, body dissapearing after death if you shoot first, so you don't get to loot your prey? That goes against everything DayZ stands for. DayZ allows you ANY playstyle you want if you're not cheating. You see, when I want to team up with someone, I will, but there's sometimes when don't want your interaction, or your help, or to hear where are you going, or to see how "cool" is your gear, I just want to ruin all of your hours of hard work and watch your character drop like a potato bag, as simple as that.

Every weapon that is handled with both hands has a slot for straps.

Newb gets owned by newb = Newb rage