Senna s1979

What about having to get your hair cut? Hunting for a skilled barbour. Then the possibility of hunting for your favourite brand of shampoo as well! Fabulous! Then we could also have - Bathing! Make sure you get behind that foreskin! You never know when you could get lucky in the Zombie Apocolypse! Shaving! That fire axe just won't do! Find a Mach 3 big boy! Nose picking! Snotters-be-gone! And if your extra hungry you could eat it! Eye problems! Now you have to hunt for that pair of specs that will allow you to either read your map or see further than the end of your nose.... Or the rarest of the rare - bi-focals! Spots! That big red volcano on the end of your chin causing you problems? Hunt for a mirror and squeeze that bastard!

Pretty sure that's me who got shot off the ladder on the Fire Station :blush:

Rounding a corner and some idiot is having a scrap with a zombie. Swinging his crowbar like a madman with blood gushing from himself. He obviously gave up and logged off to leave the zombie swinging at the spot where he once was. I then killed the zombie and congratulated him on his efforts..

No in my opinion Streamers and their like is what's wrong with this game. They are the show-offs who have turned this into Call of Zombies 4: Back to Cherno. Away and fling shite at the moon.

You using Steam start-up parameters? Deleting those solved this for me.

What about a platoon of paratroopers dropped in (from a AC 130 flying above) with a team of scientists in hasmat suits (from some shady organisation) to collect some 'samples' of possible infected i.e us players!

You won't. All i noticed was i crashed a lot. So i deleted the launch options from Steam start-up and it's all gravy ;)

My very first life on SA i got jumped by 3 stooges. I got handcuffed, stripped, force fed rotten fruit and when they realised they didn't have a key for the handcuffs (and i had struggled to get out of them for 20 minutes) they killed me. For what? All i had was a baseball bat, torch and my clothes. They did it because they could. From that moment onwards i have sworn if i run into a group and i have a weapon and they tell me to drop it, they will be getting the hot lead before they can prise it from my cold dead hands. I will always stop and talk to lone survivors, often helping by chucking them some supplies or pointing them to some loot (i even escorted one guy to a military base so he could get some weapons as he had been jumped and killed by some bandits). But then i have also been sniped from seemingly nowhere for no reason other than i happened to stop to have a look around :lol:

Are you gaming on a laptop? Never heard of your processor. What socket is it? i.e 775, 1155, 1156, 2011.... etc That's the biggest bottle neck you have. You need to be rocking at least 3GHz i3 to get something half decent out of DayZ imho.

@ the OP. Until you get a splitting or fireman's axe, just run. The zombies give up after a few seconds.

Badass by name.....

£2 coin for us rich cunts.... Although i have no intention to nor have ever auto-ran.