BurritoBandit

It is in the wiki, so I would assume it is part of the game, not completely sure though. http://www.dayzwiki.com/wiki/M4A1_Holo No silencer though, so that one is probably hacked

AKs are, but I haven't seen an M4 in ages.

Rule one of DayZ: You will lose your stuff. Once you get passed that, just learn the basic mechanics of the game and have fun. And even if you die, its not "Perma" death, as you can earn all that stuff back. Not easily, but it's not impossible.

Obvious troll is obvious, wait, don't realize that yet, the responses aren't funny enough.

You are not getting it back until you kill more bandits, that happens in an alpha game where the humanity system was just reintroduced. Wait for another build where it is more stable.

I have no murders but my humanity is -16,000. Its broken.

I sent a PM

I didn't mean to direct that at you, just in general.

I wish I had $800 to spend on this stuff... Anyone wish to donate to the SpoiledKids foundation? They need more useless crap.

I don't think so...

Click on this pack, then click the arrow to the right. While in the gear menu.

Are you using six launcher? If not, use it.

Thanks for telling me where your vehicle is ;) Jk, I am too far north to steal your bike ._.

where are you? Il hand you some morphine. Edit: If you are nearby of course.

*grabs popcorn and waits for show*

Yes, but you have about a 5% chance of doing it right. You have to jump, wait until you are about 5 ft from the ground, and DC. You will need morphine... and blood bags...

I actually find these quite often, or the zed that makes no noise as it comes up behind you. Me and my friends call them Solid Snake zeds.

I have done this on accident before, I downloaded the files, and certain buildings didn't install right. Like I couldn't see the tents at stary once, and I could walk right through them, collect loot, and just walk right into the next one, as if they were never there. My friends could see them though.

I have only been affected by a hacker once. He teleported the whole server and started killing people, I logged out and joined a different server. No harm done.

I'm not arguing or saying you are wrong, but I have low knowledge of guns... How would a taped magazine cause a malfunction?

It's not hard at all, I've done it multiple times... You just gotta know where to find all the animals. Up north there is a pasture with atleast 3 cows at a time. With my M9SD it was too easy XD

If you happen to have links to any of theses interviews, I'd be grateful :)

Whats your steam name? Nevermind, sorry.

I thought skins were disabled, but also thought the humanity meter was taken off too, so.... yeah....

The snake one makes me want to play MGS3 XD