ReelStig

"THIS UNFINISHED GAME NEEDS THIS, AND THIS, AND THESE, AND WHY NOT THESE! GOD THIS UNFINISHED GAME DEFINITELY NEEDS THIS! OH AND THIS, OF COURSE AND SOME OF THAT. I MEAN WHAT WOULD IT BE WITHOUT THIS IN THE GAME! OH AND THIS, I HATE THIS! IT'S SO STUPID!" Unfinished. Fucking. Game. I don't know how many times people are going to have to say it, stop fucking bitching about shit that isn't in the game that you feel "oh so super necessary" to point out that it's not in the fucking game. For all you know it's already planned and you're just making yourself look fucking stupid. Thanks.

Spam V, and pray.

PLEASE make it so players can't force feed you if you're not surrendering/tied/handcuffed. I can't even count how many times I've been playing on experimental, run up to an unarmed player trying to chat with them, and they just force feed me a poisoned/rotten banana in like 2 seconds while I'm talking to them. Super fun!

Literally the stupidest fucking thing I've ever read.

Was this added in? I have yet to see one anywhere

seeing as how all Mosin's are surplus, yes, it is very likely to purchase one that hasn't been maintained and has been shot through 1,000's of times. The first thing to go on Mosin's (Circular receiver) are the barrels. Pitting on the inside of the barrel, as well as the bore of the barrel are the first to go on these rifles after many years of use, which causes (as you can guess) extreme losses in accuracy and bullet velocity so..., Yes. Mosin's will not always shoot perfectly straight. Guns are not just some magical pew pew machines that never stop working, you have to maintain them properly.

Hey guys, pick up the gun, load it with ammo, and play the fucking game. THANKS

No shit, it's still in Alpha. If you haven't noticed, there's only like, 25-30 items implemented into the game so far. /lock

Hahahahahahaha the truth man, the straight up truth. I worked the whole week of christmas including christmas, and I didn't make $5.1M the week before either. Get off your fucking asses, and start developing this game properly. Loving the updates thus far though.

Likes MLP > Thinks he can judge the quality of TV. HAHA

Zombie chasing you and you only have fists? Punch it in the head to knock it out and it will give you enough time to run away