Propulsion_Joe

Oh my god, they are violating the sanctity of the game! How dare they! These issues will resolve themselves in time.

Good stuff man!

If we ever happen to cross paths, I will be sure to make a medical experiment out of you as well :D

The pace was a little slow yesterday, not as much foot traffic encountered. The medical division knows that it was an aberration and will return to our normal figures of 50+ a day.

The Medical Division's work is never over. We aim for a quota of at least 50 a day.

Thank you for your psychoanalysis and contribution to the thread. Make sure you cite us in your references in your thesis!!

Welcome to SA :)

We were only able to put in a tiny amount of time today. I think 5 or 6 exterminations in about 40 minutes. No casualties. The lord's work will continue.

I like this. Reminds me of the early resident evil games. You would come across people's journals and scientists notebooks. They would give insight into what went wrong and offered helpful tips sometimes. I think it would be cool of they had some thing similar. Find a person's journal that tells a bit of story and maybe gives a subtle hint on how to craft something, or a loot spawn location. Beans for a fresh idea.

You think medical test subjects come willingly? No. Win their trust, win their life. That should let you know why we call ourselves that.

Exterminate all vermin in a mission to cleanse the lands.

The part about newspawns punching is the reason why my group kills them immediately when we see them. We cannot know people's intentions, so we judge them by their capabilities.

DHS Medical Division #002 saying hello: The face of friendliness!

The last thing these vermin need is something to make their noises more audible and annoying.

I wish. The more fresh spawns we kill, the more seasoned vets lives we save.