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Ejaculacid

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  1. Ejaculacid

    1.7.1 Day 0...

    Ur taking too long
  2. Ejaculacid

    Seriously what happened Rocket?

    Thinks have to break before you can fix them :)
  3. Ejaculacid

    Hi, i'm zealot and i stream DayZ

    Tried watching the stream it's just too awkward for me :/......
  4. Ejaculacid

    Server Locking

    Screenshot it n make a thread on server forums with server name. :D
  5. Ejaculacid

    Server Locking

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    Hi, i'm zealot and i stream DayZ

    You living in a cave? It's been all over the inturwebz
  7. Ejaculacid

    LAN Server?

    Nope. The SE10 server is alright, EU4, DE26, UK6 A few.
  8. Ejaculacid

    Found the rarest gun in the game?

    I wouldnt of bothered with camo, it's his n miss if you spawn in ocean. But i still prefer my british 50cal :D
  9. Ejaculacid

    Pending Hotfix: Build 1.7.1.3

    Hey rocket, you honor me with your dedication of hotfixes. http://www.twitch.tv/kodokai/b/321939757 Can we please keep the flying zombies in? :)
  10. http://www.twitch.tv/kodokai/b/321939757 Yeeeeh, didnt go to well.. Least flying zombies made it bearable
  11. Ejaculacid

    First bout with melee...

    Better than spawning on coast :(
  12. Winner! Praise the rednecks and hillbillies
  13. Ejaculacid

    I already love the hatchet

    melee is so random, dno if it was the fps lag on my server wen i recorded or the mechanic
  14. GET THE FUCK AWAY FORM THE COAST THE MOMENT YOU SPAWN. It was rule number one before the starting weapon got removed and still is the most important rule. Fuck that shit, i hit respawn until im in cherno.
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    First bout with melee...

    Just confirmed that as well' date=' we should fix that for Arma3 ;) [/quote'] You should poke rocket & drop the hint that if DayZ goes to Arma3 we should be allowed to parachute in choosing our landing destination :P
  16. Ejaculacid

    Pretty convinced everyone is a bandit.

    Scream at them over direct chat VOIP, they get scared n run off :D
  17. Ejaculacid

    First bout with melee...

    Since 1.7.1.2 xD I think with the current bug-ness of melee the safer option would be to sprint for the nearest maze of buildings
  18. Ejaculacid

    First bout with melee...

    Mines not illegal? I use the steam + .bat file Edit: I thought that was just a global warning? :S
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    First bout with melee...

    Lmao what you idiot, we were stuck in a death loop on SE10 apartments. You can even see their bodies scattered where they get respawning back in the same spot. Aftermath of the scene, not including the ones from apartments/hospital etc this went on bout 30 mins before i started recording I just watched the video, this guy is unbelievably thick as shit. http://sv.twitch.tv/kodokai/b/321946741 - 4:30 minutes, you see me die "you are dead screen" i login and ive reverted back Same at 6:50. etc - You should be sucking my dick at how i outplayed a group of 5 yanks who thought it would be funny to shoot me whilst i unarmed bar hatchet
  20. I kill people, sometimes i help them but its rare.... So mainly i murder people & i like it.
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