#BASEDGOD

This clown. I play on US188/NY84 a lot so you're more than welcome to attempt to kill me. You'll just be another player who couldn't hack it and ended up taking a long dirt nap. .50 cals hurt, brah.

I think zombies should be more difficult but the code doesn't support mass zombie spawns. If they could get it to work correctly, random zombie spawn events would be pretty cool but this is my idea, not Rocket's. Who knows what he will do in the future. Then again, anyone with half a brain knows that during a real life zombie apocalypse, the biggest threat will always be other humans.

This is the only thing I'm worried about but I digress. I don't have a problem with alt-f4 faggotry because I am armed with a L85 AWS, M107 and an M9SD(no mags lol). One shot killing works wonders for that bullshit. If you're shooting the Zeds in the body with the pistol...the fuck is wrong with you, boy?

With the alt+f4 faggotry this is not an option. Go into the editor or the armory and shoot stuff.

What they need to add is random zombies out in the boonies and zombie "events" where a mass zombie spawn will happen and move into a city or some other location and wreak havoc on the people who are in the area. Imagine if 100+ zombies spawned north of the NW airfield and descended on it while a few groups of people are looting it. Hilarity.

Camps are not hard to find. They are usually in the most obvious spots. Go around the edge of the map and you'll probably find a few camps and if you want to spend more time being an asshole, think of the most unobvious spots and this is usually where the people who think they are smarter than everyone put their tents.

This thread sucks.

Yep. My two biggest peeves. People who have a dick so small they have to cheat or use hacks to achieve something. Call it trolling but it's being a faggot because something isn't going right in their lives. The other is shitty admins who reset servers when you smoke them or kick you for killing them.

More back story for old players? What story is in the game to begin with? You assume the role of a hapless civilian in a shitty world and attempt to survive encounters with ol' Zed and a bunch of ruthless, bloodthirsty humans. If you want a heroic story, I'm sure the Hallmark Channel is looking for more writers...

Every thread I go into that says this game is a glorified DM, I read it as such; I DIED AND I'M MAD. ABSOLUTELY IRATE. I'M SO ANGRY I'M GOING TO MAKE A POINTLESS POST ON THE FORUM HOPING THAT PEOPLE UNDERSTAND MY FURY. AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGHGHAAAAAA IRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAATE!!! No one cares, bruh. You are literally bringing nothing new to the table with this tear filled paragraph of whinerdom. Want to make a change? Make a post with logical and factual points with well thought out suggestions on the suggestions forum. I'm almost positive the mods and Rocket himself spend more time reading that forum rather than the "General" forum because it's filled with a lot of whiners filled up with a lot of hot air. Basically, they have better shit to do than read your gripes in your pseudo-dairy on the forum.

It's just a rare pop. Will trade my AS50 for a twelver of the Dew.

STAY BASED. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8m5CIcbytfM

Do you really think during a real zombie apocalypse that "zombies" would be the biggest threat to anyone with half a brain? The enemy will always be other humans. If you're getting killed by shambling corpses, you deserve to die. Next.

Camping is cheap? Welcome to real combat. Running and gunning is unrealistic and BF3 and CoD do a much better job of doing that than this game. You got shot because you suck. It is literally that simple. I've died on my character only to a couple of situations. Bugs, hackers and getting flanked by a larger group than previously thought. You need to stop checking your map in the middle of a field. Quit going into Cherno and Elektro for those "epic lootz". Berezino is much better for that purpose. You need to effectively use the terrain to your advantage. tl;dr you are playing like a retard. Fix it.

Heyy guiz, des gunz are 2 realistic, pls make me last longer when im gettin shot at so i can hide and log off because i suck at dis game. plz

Good. I hate shitty crybaby admins. Every dirty trick in the book should be used against admins who ban for their own stupid mistakes.

I'm willing to trade for a legacy Ghillie Suit. Send me a PM and we can work something out.

My cousin has a friend who says this never happened.

I have yet to find a ghillie suit at a proper spawn point since this patch has rolled out. Anyone else having this issue?

Blame the watermelon.

Go to the suggestions or bugs subforum. This is an alpha and still has MANY bugs. This is not the forum to spill tears in.

The grammar, from the title to every post, is absolutely terrible. Other than that, this thread is TL;DR. It's an alpha, get used to it. Go make a constructive post in the bug forum or the suggestions forum. I really don't want to see this crybaby shit in the general subforum.

Stop playing on US servers. They seem to attract the most cheaters and scrubs. Something to do with the water in the US, I think it changes the testosterone to estrogen ratio and makes all the people here pussies who can't play the game as a game.

This seems to be the case with a lot of the admins I have smoked or been shot at by. I posted a while ago about a server admin finding our camp within 6 hours and trying to steal his car back, which he was unsuccessful at. Mind you he also had a radio, which as far as I know is not a normal DayZ item.

If admins are really doing this in a game... Society is really headed for the shitter. BRB gotta cheat in a game to make my pee pee feel like a man.