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  1. Ineedscoffee

    Girl 'abuse' in this game

    Nah, he'd have Wilson......Willllsooooonnnnnn..... Damn you Tom Hanks.....make me cry over a sodding volleyball......
  2. Ineedscoffee

    I dont understand why there is no AUTO RUN KEY!!!

    How about I just give you beans and call it a day?
  3. Ineedscoffee

    Girl 'abuse' in this game

    In general sir, I'm not directing any of this towards you......... Guilty conscience much? Lol
  4. When I'm scavenging, firearm in hand, at rest. In a building, at the ready. Between towns, I have it on my back. I find it's far easier to serpentine with empty hands. If someone's chasing you with an axe, you will outrun them, I promise.
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    Girl 'abuse' in this game

    It'll continue to happen in game, out of game, etc. Because of sex. Either someone's sex starved, never had it, can't get enough of it, isn't satisfied by the sex he's having, whatever. The thing your average neck beard, mouth breathing sexist seems to not understand, is how overrated sex actually is. Hell, ask my other half, the older I get, the closer to Al Bundy I become.
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    how do YOU dress to look friendly? and what not to dress?

    How much space do you actually need though? Can opener, few extra rounds, bandages, morphine, food and water. Compass if you get lost easy. If your carrying saline and blood bags, we know what your intending. Every military rat I've ever shot has always had an absurd amount of ammo. Just reinforces my opinion that I was right shooting them first.
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    how do YOU dress to look friendly? and what not to dress?

    I hate to say this, but most coast humping, military rats have ruined several players experiences, by dressing in camo. Your average player is going to remember being shot on sight when they first started, by gi joe, more then an average joe. We associate military gear with spawn killers. We know they rush to a base, kit out in their barracks wet dream, and head back south to use it.....on everyone they see. Sure a few head north, and survive. Those are the select few you don't see. The rest are in electro, Cherno, in the middle of the streets, wondering where their kill streak reward is. I live deep north, in unmarked territory. I rarely see other people. If I do, I look at them from iron sights. If I see full camo, squeezing that trigger is all the easier, where as I'd be inclined to let a survivor pass. ....................fifty thousand people used to live here, now it's a ghost town....
  8. Ineedscoffee

    dean this, rocket that

    Bethesda this, ea that, activision there, yadda yadda
  9. Ineedscoffee

    Girl 'abuse' in this game

    Could give two craps less about someone's gender in gaming. Only thing I'm concerned with is A: are my beans safe, and B: do they have beans I can take? My single mother got me into gaming when dragon warrior came out on the nes. Raised three boys by herself, her only relaxation time was us watching her play final fantasy 1, trying to survive the ogre room. Kids these days just need to be beaten. Few good swats with a willow stick on the ass will learn them proper respect. Hell, even my fiancé loves some gaming to relax.
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    how do YOU dress to look friendly? and what not to dress?

    I generally keep it barebones and civilian browns/greens. I won't bother with a pack, as they all currently scream "I'm over here" and the hunting one makes you look like a turtle. Yes, I see your shell sticking out of the grass sniper....... The courier bag however, is beyond fn sexy. Now while I'm initially friendly, I won't hesitate to shoot if someone gets to close, if they pull a weapon or throw a punch, or if they are just being an asshat. Yes, I'm aware my shoes don't match, working on it. Also looking to ditch my firemans axe in favor of the brown, less flashy, splitting axe.
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    I dont understand why there is no AUTO RUN KEY!!!

    Last I'd heard,nits used to tape two stag 30 rounds together to make a 60. Outside of that, maybe tent repair down the line?
  12. Ineedscoffee

    I dont understand why there is no AUTO RUN KEY!!!

    makes you remember of all those times when you said "eh, we don't need sticks"....
  13. Ineedscoffee

    I dont understand why there is no AUTO RUN KEY!!!

    No son, I didn't do it for an hour, I did it for three.Don't get your little techno panties in a bunch because I did it the hard way. I don't feel the need to cheapen my experience.
  14. Freshly spawned on the coast, made my way east. Run into a circle of roughly twelve people sitting down with nothing but their skivvies. One guy in the center, wearing a yellow raincoat, no pants, wielding a firemans axe. He steps outside the circle, and proceeds to walk around the group, clockwise. I get closer, and all I hear is, and I quote "Duck.....Duck......Duck.....GOOSE MOTHERFU**ER"! The guy gets up, runs around the circle of people, being chased by the other guy with the axe. He didn't escape, and was chopped to death. The axe was placed in the circle, the killer sat down, and another stood up, took the axe, and begin circling. I ran like a little girl from that craziness.....
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    I dont understand why there is no AUTO RUN KEY!!!

    I don't understand why people think they need an auto run. I had to crawl through three different towns because of broken legs, don't see me whining. This game will do one of two things to ya: make you less of a bitch, or send you crying back to your dwarf paladin on Wow. Judging from your need and outcry for a shortcut, I bid you farewell, and good luck with the internet dragons.
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    What does your weapon say about you?

    B95: Says: I've only got two rounds, so I'm not going to waste a shot. If I need to, you'll feel it ^^
  17. Where in thee blue hell, did you find berries? 0.o I've looked high and low (cranberry joke) for berries, and have yet to find any.
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    Broken leg with no morphine

    Just gonna leave this here...... http://forums.dayzgame.com/index.php?/topic/173957-rough-night-of-survival-story-included/
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    Post Your Gear So Far

    I like the color brown...... Found a black cowboy hat tonight, passed it up, didn't match.
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    Blaze B95 Rifle

    I am legitimately not trolling. I honestly believe a mosin is better. I'm wrong.
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    Blaze B95 Rifle

    You should of just opened with this also
  22. Ineedscoffee

    Blaze B95 Rifle

    I failed geometry horribly actually......same with algebra. I can do accounting and business math perfectly though :)
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    Blaze B95 Rifle

    FormerAlso gunsmith does not dictate sharpshooter. Just because you design them, make them, etc, doesent mean your any closer to proving that a blaser can out range a mosin, Which was the initial argument. I don't give two shits about which is more accurate. I'm not talking about in game either. I want proof that a blaser can out range a mosin, which you have still failed to provide. Till such is provided, I'm sticking with the mosin having superior range. Currently, your coming across as Ken Ham. I'm half expecting you to start saying "well, in the book......"
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    Blaze B95 Rifle

    And here's 1500 yards, though this is not a mosin. http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=KA5xmQGZHc4&desktop_uri=%2Fwatch%3Fv%3DKA5xmQGZHc4
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    Blaze B95 Rifle

    Heres a modified mosin at 1000 yards. I'm not only sticking to stock data. http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=t2M1hC4c0tc&desktop_uri=%2Fwatch%3Fv%3Dt2M1hC4c0tc
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