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  1. I need to somehow give you thirty more beans.....
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    Rough night of survival (story included)

    It's funny, I have never had a single problem with ladders. Up and down them all day, no issues. Chutes however..........
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    Rough night of survival (story included)

    Follow up, I now carry two splints in case lol
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    New gamebreaker

    Over two hundred hours, I'd say it's plenty playable for myself
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    Persistent Container AKA Tents? coming next update

    I pretty much have zero opinion on this. While I'd much rather have a 1person tent. A place to store a pack at your feet, sleeping bag to slow the consumption of food,, maybe even heal you quicker if injured (I'm looking at you broken legs). I already get by easily with the 12slot courier pack, brown hunting pants, and brown hoodie. Plenty of space for food, bandages, box of ammo, cam opener, splint, compass, and a canteen or two.
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    Dayz Starting to Creep up the polls

    What polls?
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    Good deeds?

    Saw a player zig zagging around zombies in town. Figured I'd help me out, so I put a few m4 rounds in his hip to even up the odds. I like to think the zombies were happy as he yelled obscenities at me over VoIP.....
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    Dayz 1 server

    Your post is meh
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    Cure for banditry...

    Eh, you keep your nasty chips, give it to us raw, and wriggggglinggggg..... I want campfire coffee, the kind you have to purk.
  10. Right clicking in the crawl position seems to toggle the speed
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    Cowboy hats - an invitation to shoot on sight?

    Wondering why I'm not seeing more cowboy hat/magnum duals.......
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    Base Building Comfirmed!

    Sometimes looking at porn under your hoodie is just that: looking at porn under your hoodie......
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    36.115442 - What what what...can we expect?

    I'll just leave this here http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=TO5wryDdEI0&desktop_uri=%2Fwatch%3Fv%3DTO5wryDdEI0
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    36.115442 - What what what...can we expect?

    Yessssssssssss!
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    36.115442 - What what what...can we expect?

    In all seriousness, as a northern survivor, I'd love to be able to cook my rice with my water, and to add milk to a water bottle, combine it with a pot, and have a bowl of Russian frosted flakes.
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    I dont understand why there is no AUTO RUN KEY!!!

    Electronic cig, I now smoke more, thank you dayz lol
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    36.115442 - What what what...can we expect?

    We'd better start complaining now then.......allow me: Rabble rabble, rabble rabble rabble. Rabble rabble rabble, rabble? Rahble, rabble rabble rabble, rabble rabble. Furthermore, rabble rabble rabble rabble, rabble rabble rabble, rabbbbbbllllleeeeee, and finally, rabble!
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    I cannot win this week

    Get off the coastline, stay away from the military sites, and large cities. Only one type of person your going to encounter there.
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    Pants constantly ruined..

    Saw that to, only thing I could think of, was that he : http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=4pXfHLUlZf4&desktop_uri=%2Fwatch%3Fv%3D4pXfHLUlZf4
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    Glitched and Cant get out. Help Please....

    What worked for me, was wall humping as close as possible,then logging into a server with high latency. Teleported me outside several feet. Look for servers in yellow or red.
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    Girl 'abuse' in this game

    Ever see the scene from Book of Eli?
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    Girl 'abuse' in this game

    Plays as one, or identifies as one? Your move, fomo........
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    Feeling remorseful...

    That's uh, that's pretty cold man. You trip Girl Scouts when they run out of thin mints to?
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    I dont understand why there is no AUTO RUN KEY!!!

    He can out talk me lol, it's a tactical retreat :p
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    Will they make any of the zombies faster than us?

    I wouldn't mind if a couple of them were faster. Different stages of decay, etc. could dictate this. Not all of them though.
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