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DayZ is FailZ (Lacklustre Infected comment)
Ineedscoffee replied to Spidey (DayZ)'s topic in General Discussion
Let's see a show of hands here. Who else bought the alpha version of the game? The one where they drastically lowered the zombies to test player load on the servers? Then said something about overloading zombies once things settle out. *raises hand* -
What's even better is when after you log in, your screen freezes up for two mins as you take a step. Teleporting much lol
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It's backception.........
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Sometimes my character doesn't save and I come back as a freshspawn!
Ineedscoffee replied to treirk's topic in General Discussion
It's actually only certain servers that do this. I strongly suggest you avoid all the servers at the bottom 25% of the list. There's a few servers I've had amazing luck with. Musky gaming, pve, civil server, etc. your best bet is to take a new toon, grab an item, exit the server. Jump around a bit, those that don't wipe the item, add to your favorites. Also,before you do leave your selected server, eat something. It works for some reason. -
Night vision goggles eh? Let me tell you of how quickly those can make you bean your pants. You'll be perched deep into the underbrush, perfect camo, perfectly still, silent, maybe a small fart here and there. Eye placed firmly on your scope, as you scan the horizon for a glimmer of your next target. You see a concentration of green shuffle off in the distance. Slowly you bring your mosin to purpose, steady breathing, and a crack fills the night. The mass slumps over. Holding your breath, you wait to see it steady, when out of nowhere...... SOMEONE POPS UP TWO INCHES FROM YOUR DAMNED FACE SCREAMING "TOASTYYYYYYYYYYYY" And axes your face......
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I spend 80% of my play time in the deep north. The other twenty is properly gearing for the trip there. Canteens, food, vitamins. After that, throw some Journey in the cassette player, and huff it for an hour. Next thing you know your running across unlooted areas like the Bashyna, and the tent end of the northwest airfield. Maybe you go far enough, and hit 8slot garage bays, teeming with goodies.
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Just avoid the blue and green ones if you must have one. Anymore, I'm leaning towards a 4pocket shirt, a black assault vest, and six slot pants. Carries my can opener, compass, few canteens, mags, Food, bandages, vitamins, few other things, and my torch. Plenty of space without screaming for attention.
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Just wanted to take a stab at clarifying KOS misconceptions
Ineedscoffee replied to fathairybeast's topic in General Discussion
Oh I grief the hell out of these call of duty estars. I make it so they cannot find me to kill me. Nothing makes a twitch streamer rage more then not finding someone to shoot at. Now if I bump into you up north, we have two options: A. You have a weapon ready, and I shoot you. B. You walk away, I walk away, or I shoot you. If I stumble on you, I will take the iniative to leave peacefully first. My Fnx is always at the rest position, only takes one right click to bring that reddot to level. -
Why does everyone I run into kill me?
Ineedscoffee replied to capt. beefsteak's topic in New Player Discussion
I laughed at this more then I should of lol -
I'd say check your video options, maybe refresh them, or change your res. might kick it back into color. If that doesent work, maybe try for the healthy status. Beyond that I have nothing.
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Also vitamins seem to help this process. Or that could just be me, as I've made it routine to take them lol
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Also lol, if you do get knocked unconscious, there's a very real chance your toon will snap out of it, and wake back up. Granted, you'll still be in bad shape, and there could be a zombie(zed) standing next to you, you could pull through. Keep in mind, it's an undetermined period of time, and people can loot you, maybe even finish you off.
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In fact, one of my goals when I spawn, is to get that status message. It's basically a hall pass for unlimited sprinting, etc for close to an hour without eating or drinking. Granted, it's best to stay stuffed no matter what.
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You keep stuffing and drinking, from a well preferably, till you get a white message on the bottom of the left that's says "my stomachs feels completely stuffed". Be careful to not overstuff, as it leads to vomiting and etc. then every ten mins after, stuff some more till you get the message again. It'll work, I've come back from bullet wounds this way.
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I've been bit. And now I'm grunting. Help?
Ineedscoffee replied to Odysseus (DayZ)'s topic in New Player Discussion
Are you full out sprinting? After awhile, shoes wear down, and you get rocks in them. Hiking at full speed with a shark pebble in your shoe could be doing it :D Trust me, I'm a completely random stranger, but I'd be switching those shoes out ASAP... -
Does your tab screen show the words "healthy" on the top right? If so, you could be glitches. If not, get stuffing more beans :p
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Were you in combat? Grey screen means your close to passing out. One hit from a zombie will knock ya unconscious. Your best bet is to find some solitary location, eat and drink till your full, chug any vitamins, and just f3 sit. Your blood will regenerate over time,but it's not a quick process. Other then being blood bagged or saline by another player, your on a very thin line right now.
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Why is the world of dayz so static ?
Ineedscoffee replied to pogosphere's topic in General Discussion
I'll answer your questions with one of my own. Where's your rising claim to fame? Why haven't you developed everyone you want in a game and released it to the masses yet? Go ahead, take your time, I'll wait. -
Also, bashyna, and the northwest airfield have yielded a few mags for me. Most don't travel that direction it seems. Do it at night,muse it's creepy as hell, but risk equals rewards.
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Cute KOS after I shout friendly.
Ineedscoffee replied to Letholdus92's topic in New Player Discussion
Best way to get healthy is to keep yourself stuffed with food and water. Also traveling seems to help as well. I also stuff any vitamins I find lol. That said always be the one seeing them first. Never let someone you don't know control the encounter. Surprise them, maintain the upper hand have a rifle, but no ammo? Most panic to much to even look if you have a clip, bring that bad boy at parade rest just for intimidation. Don't aim at them, your just bluffing remember. -
I'm sorry, I should of specified. I use the fnx. I generally refer to side arms by the caliber of bullet they use :p I find plenty in what I can only imagine, is a police station. Large three tiered concrete building, lotta rooms with shelves. Has a police feel about er.
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Considering I almost always run urban gameplay, I prefer my reddot fnx .45, with two clips of 15. 2 pockets of 80 bullets. Makes them m4 users "share" their beans lol. Fielding, I'll take the mosin anyday.
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Not sure what building it is, but I've had the most luck from what appears to be a police station. Has a three story to it, large first floor, with about three rooms, second floor with two rooms, and the third floor with one single room, that always contains an m4 or mosin.
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what kind messages you will leave on NOTES?
Ineedscoffee replied to gamer222's topic in General Discussion
Lol or I'll leave a sob story of myself once being a rich Nigerian prince, looking to bestow my wealth upon one lucky business partner from the states. He opened the bank account, and deposited the two hundred dollars to keep it open, and I died on the way to deposit the rest :p -
what kind messages you will leave on NOTES?
Ineedscoffee replied to gamer222's topic in General Discussion
Gonna leave a scavenger hunt for someone leading it a hidden stock pile of beans, a can opener, three canteens, my 45, and me just standing there, pants less,staring out into the debug plains.....