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So picture this, you've been running for hours, searching for a pond to drink from. They've implemented more zombies, but it became self aware, and they are out of control, to many to handle. Towns aren't safe. You finally hear the heavenly slosh of water beneath your feet. Kneeling down, you take a sip. A reed sticking out of the water a half inch catches your eye. Right as you turn your head to see what's there, the reed explodes out of the water, the sound of "Whooopwhooppwhooopwhoopwhooop" fills the air, and you get shot in the face. I propose we be able to snap reeds surrounding the water, and use them as a breathing apparatus. Bring danger back to the woods. Sure, some yuppie would piss his pants from the sudden shock, bit I'm sure many will agree, it's worth it. Your clothes will take water damage, and you might get the sniffles, the potential rewards far outweigh the risk. Also, the Zoidberg sounds somehow added in would be great, thanks.

North to the wall, winter is coming.......

Bubba here thinks it's a glass pack for his exhaust....

Your not alone........ Zombie noises travel with you it seems. In a small town, eating and drinking can be heard well over 30clicks away it seems. There's times when I'll be across a field in the tree line of a town, I'll hear someone crack a soda can. I hit the dirt, bring my scope up, and wait. Few moments later, someone always moves in the town.

I play both styles. For combat, I prefer first person. However, for exploration and travel,I love third person. It really pulls me in. I did the same for Skyrim as well. Way I see it, if you have to use third person for combat camera exploiting, you have no sack.

I do this lol. I keep myself geared with the bare essentials, and store my magnum, and two stacks of ammo in a yellow case. However, one hotkey later, and your asking yourself if you feel lucky. Well do ya? Punk?All warfare is deception :p

Well now chicken little, games been out for about a month now, in early alpha. Take your craziness elsewhere. Hacks will destroy any game that those in charge have given up on. This one seems alive and well eh?

It does resemble the us thing is the patch is backwards, the stripes and stars are also hard to make out, even on a pristine shirt.

I love it. Reduced spawns means more incentive to hunt players. Count me in, twice!

While any civ can pick up a weapon and effectively put it to use, maintaining it is a different story. Your average joe isn't gonna know how to gut and care for these firearms. Therefore, if one is found, I'd expect it to lose quality during use.

See, if you were any good with a Mosin, that would of only been six shots instead :p I personally don't get butthurt if I'm killed on sight. Way I see it, you've just given me something to do lol. Now while I generally won't kos, any area I'm looting in is mine, and it will prevent you from taking my soon to be things.

Ok "hero", wait till an unarmed player one hit ko's your self righteous ass, takes your gun, then shoots you with it. And don't try to tell me that doesent happen, because the rest of us knows it does.

Vanessa Carlton, thousand miles.......

Beans for you lol

I stalked this barracks rat (player in all green tsko camo, green ballistics helm, gasmask, large pack and m4) across four different towns. Every time he stopped at a well, id put a bullet in into the well, causing the ricochet noise. He would panic, and bolt into a building without any water. I'd then wait for him to emerge and move on. Surprisingly enough, he didn't log. About the third town in, he started screaming friendly. Guessing he was dehydrated, I ignored it. He cared more about his gear then his well being. He booked it south, keeping to the tree lines, didn't do half bad at staying hidden. We hit outside of what I believe was Berezino. He stops to check the sign, I put a bullet just to the left of his noggin into the sign. Will say this, he was good at going prone fast. I'm losing my shit laughing, he pops up, and books it into town. I stay back about three seconds, and tail him. He heads into one of those apartment diners, and I see him kneeling. I zoom in, and see his hand come up,like he found water or food. Right then and there I shoot him in the head. I've heard less offensive things from truck drivers losing on call of duty lol. He was slightly upset.

You also leaned something. No matter where you are, never log out inside a building.

Aquamans no ones bitch, next time, you'll think before saying green lanterns better.....

Without an epipen, morpheine, saline or a defibrillator kit, it's time to start sayin your goodbyes. Johnny's daddy, taking him fishing, when he was eight years ooooollllldddddd................

Lol you beat me to it

Ah, I see you've found the rare boomeraxesin. This little baby requires to hands to throw it. The idea is that when either end connects with it's target it will also fire off a round, inflicting an additional casualty. Sure, it could fire back at you, it's a risk willingly taken for science though. I'll give you 2.50 for it. It'll take up shelf space, and not everyone walks in here asking for one. There is a market though, and I do have a guy who knows all about these, lemme give him a call. Might even be worth 3.

Well Sally, it's actually quite simple. Did ya get shot? No you say? You found yourself a hero. Did he pull your pants down, setting your tween heart a flutter? You've got your rough and tough, grizzled twilight bandit.

I went there on my first spawn when I bought the game. Filled up at the well, noticed it was abandoned, left. I love the potential though. Just imagine sniping people trying to swim there for an atv battery or something.

Easily bashyna for me. Was in the bottom back room looking for a hunting pack. Two seconds out of the doorframe, myself and some barracks rat make eye contact and freeze. Thankfully, I always keep my magnum up and ready to fire, he had his m4 at rest. Sent two rounds at him, both ate wall. He was a quick little military leg humper though, and sent half a clip at me. I ducked back into the room. If we had shrapnel, I'd of been dead from splinters. Somewhere off in the distance, William Defoe screamed "there was a fire fight!" This part might of been in my head. I sent four rounds down the hallway at him. Apparently, he knows .357 rounds hurt, and ducked back. I didn't even reload, just swapped to my bare bones mosin. Mashed the range to 200 in case, and brought that beast up. Good thing to, cause all I saw was his scared little ass kicking rocks out the door. Instead of juking left or right, out of my target range, he thought it was best to make for the propane tank. A quick rightclick brought me where I needed to be at, and I sunk one nice and deep between his shoulders. Went down like I paid him. Sprinted to the body, and sent one more into the back of his head to be sure. Checked his neon green 35 slot pack, kids a server hopping hero. Mags, clips, all the usual beach camping gear. All ruined. Decide my brown civie gears better then his crap, when two yellow cases catch my eye. Pop em open and find two stacks of magnum ammo, a compass, and the mother of all loot, a completed map. Then the scary part happens. Neither him nor I killed the damn zombie in the yard. It sneaks up behind me and yarls, about pissed myself...... Now that I think of it, I'm running across more and more people at Bashyna. I only visit for the hunting pack, might be worth setting up shop in the woods.