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ZombieShark.... Now bear with me here: The waters off the coast are far to friendly to move around in. With the islands and shipwreck being possible destinations, we should have measures in place to keep you on your toes. Those of us inland have the threat of players and zombies when looting/scavenging. This is where the ZombieShark comes into play. Once a peaceful man eater, the zombie shark bit off more then it could chew, when a shipwrecked zombie bit back. Our benevolent shark, let's call him......Bruce, had just sworn off fish from his diet, finding them friends, not food. Sticking mainly to people, the accepted spam of his peers, he saw a slow moving nosh floating near the shipwreck. As he took the torso down in a single bite, he noticed a slight sting on his nose. Typical of humans, to fight back in the face of hopelessness, his shrugged it off, and finished his snack. The next few days proved difficult for Bruce, as he began to rot from the inside. Eventually, his mind slipped, and he ate everything that came across his path....... Imagine yourself, out in the water, puffy jacket in sight, then your screen coloring fades as your bumped slightly underwater. You try to swim away, but cannot, your legs missing son!!! Turning the camera, the last thing you see is the all consuming black orbs of Bruce's eyes.......which grow larger and larger, leading into the message "you are dead". The occasional floating backpack, leftovers of Bruce's last meal, would also be a fun idea!

Outstanding, I cannot wait till your removed, shitstain.

And the reason the rest of us are, and will continue to discredit everyone of your posts junior. Warcrafts that way sport, don't let the door hit ya. I think you'll find a level 1 boar far more agreeable to your liking.

I'll buy it again, just to spite you. Oh, and son, this is your second troll thread. Keep it up, your get em all locked. Thirdly, I use a .357 to kos bub.

Someone better lock the thread. This moron just opened the flood gates....

Beans, and not the crappy ones, you get refried!

This is a soviet timeline, I don't see why scientific warfare such as this wouldn't be around. Perfectly possible for abominations to make an appearance.

Once we have our Monty Python bunny, I'll consider it square :p

Well, I do see plenty of posts complaining about oceanic travel via hacking. Who's to say Dean won't add in more seaborn destinations? We already have a nice sized isle that takes a good moment to reach.

Long as I can find some tin foil, a hanger, and tune into some Ccr, I'll wait for as long as it takes....... It aaaaaaiinnnn't me, it aaaaaain't meeeeeeee; I ain't no fortunate one, nooo

I remember it like it was yesterday. Blue skies, few clouds, just spawned. Took a moment to get my bearings, then headed east. Followed the road. I had just finished eating, He saw me first, I shouted to stay back, he kept coming. I did the only thing I could, I pressed A. It was over in a matter of seconds. The foot strike to his head put him down before he could effectively resist. Poor Goomba..... Lol in all seriousness, my first kill came from clearing one of those house restaurants. No story, no elaborate spy vs spy, nothing. Just quick, clean, and over before either of us could blink. Bumped into each other around a blind corner. I had my .357 raised, he had an m4 at rest. People, if there is one thing to be taught, always keep your firearm at ready when your clearing any enclosed area.

Short of lining the clouds up so your swimming northwest, (clouds blow east) I'd say grab a volleyball, and set up a dialog....

If I can get a quick clean magnum headshot in or not.

Anymore, if one approaches me, he gets one warning. He persists, well a .357 round is a good deterrent. I won't go out of my way to hunt them, but you don't turn down a free bean delivery service :p

As an fyi, I've noticed actual Bambi's pay more attention to looting, and avoiding other people. Someone walks up to you, put him down, then check the area for more.

I was being held up on some dirt road north out of one of the sovy's. My bandit asked me to drop my splitting axe, which I did. He asked me if I had any form of firearm, I lied and said "nope, just that axe, and my can of bear spray." He said bullshit, and to drop it on the ground asap. I complied, and dropped a crafted splint, as I had guessed most have yet to see one. He knelt down, and stared at the ground, waiting. His m4 was raised and everything, had the drop on me. The moment I saw him look downward, I mashed my hotkey to bring my loaded magnum out, and yes, I tested to make sure it worked. Perfect top of the dome headshot. Followed by another, then another. After it was over, I asked "you ok buddy?" He responded with what I can only describe as an angry squawk. Put one more round into his noggin to be sure, then helped myself to his beans. Told him I'd leave the bear spray there to commemorate our time together, and scurried off.

While a new feature such as this is nice, I'd rather be able to dismantle, clean and oil my firearms.

Lol god the terror......nothing but dark water underneath you....I can almost hear people saying "no, nooo, I said noooooooo" as they try to out swim it.

warn ya now sir, that stations my yard. i defend that plot of land aggressively, across all servers. other then that, congrats on your find.

son, what determines if i kos you, is if you wander into my yard. it'll be done in first person. ill use third person later on in the woods, to see how your gear looks on me in the world.

You guys hear about my new tat? Grew a sack and finally got a tramp stamp. So when I bend over, all y'all see is It's Alpha

You dress like a barracks rat, you just signed on the kos dotted line.

Time to stock up on mosin ammo, and watch for barrack rats. It's a good day...

But now you have stuff to do! This is good day, dah?

I'm actually hoping he removes first person for a week, just to see how butthurt these kids get