dusty_nuttles

Were you looking at the flowers?

Seems to be a trend with you. Interesting. Everybody is immature but you, noted!

What is a TL;DR?

Sounds like operator error to me.

If the server IP is 69.39.239.32:2702 do NOT JOIN. I got wiped on this server the other day. Hardly anybody on it too.

Dam and here I thought you could gear up in 5 minutes. What happened to finding that geared up player, head shotting him and taking his gear in 5 minutes? I played those servers today and they were all 40/40. Somebody told a fib! Make sure you add this one to the list of non-5-minute-gear-up's!

-1 for not going in to 1st person.

This has happened to you as well? Your not just joking around are you? I told me buddy (who was present every time I picked up one and mysteriously died) that I was going to pick up another and he literally yelled at me: WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT? Totally pissed.

I was going to put a thread up on this, but forgot about it. True story, every time I pick up a bible I mysteriously end up dying in the next few hours. Happened 4x, no joke.

Absolutely brilliant. Looking forward to more episodes! The guy in the firestation was devoid of response, no idea how to reply lol.

Nothing.

You really need to type what you mean instead of thinking it.

Waiting for Host.

See your original post waaay up there? 5 mins work is a waste of time? 5 mins to be fully geared vs. hours.. ??? Your saying NOW that the engagement itself takes 5 minutes, but in your ambiguous post way up there says 5 minutes to be geared up. How in the hell am I supposed to know your taking about the engagement itself. Didn't know I was a mind reader. You even contradict yourself in your first post. One second its 5 minutes, then its 15 minutes. Which is it, 5 or 15? The fact is it never took you 5 minutes, it took you 15 and considering how your connecting dots, it was probably more like 20-30. Its a very low percentile chance you spawn close to an area thats populated enough for you to run into a fully geared player so your running at least 10-20 minutes to get a location thats populated. Then you have to find a geared player which adds more minutes. Then you engage, kill, loot which adds more minutes. Probablility wise this is a 20-30 minute venture 75%-80% of the time. The thing is you never said until that mess of a reply that you were talking about the engagement time it takes to kill and player and loot his body. Not once you said that. What you said was it takes you "5 minutes to be fully geared" VERBATIM. Never been killed by another player, ok chief, whatever you say. The way you connect the dots and write, I wouldn't be admitting to being 36. If anyone used your backwards logic of telling a tale it would never take someone hours to get fully kitted, but more like 5 minutes because I'm not referring to the time traveled (because its relative right?), just the time it takes to engage the loot and put it in my inventory. And to put the final nail in the coffin, I've got at least 300 kills (which is lowballing here) and never once was I killed by a player that wasn't fully geared. Never once killed by side-arms. Been shot by side-arms plenty of x, never killed.

Clips are rare and small. Plus I shot a zed in the chest on experimental and she walked through it. Not my cuppa.