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Hey guess what, the suggestion forum is exactly what you're talking about. 90% of suggestions are stupid and unrealistic.

A majority of them are terrible, the only person who I think pulled of a decent lets play was CHKilroy.

Wish I had it, it seems to improve your capabilities in game by a lot. Someone using Track IR will definitely have a benefit over someone not using it.

I have seen this excuse so many times it's not even funny.

DayZ is the new minecraft. It was awesome at the beginning, but as soon as it gained popularity it became a terrible community with a promising developer forgoing to make a genuinely unique game better, and instead wanting to make as much money as possible.

Hah, good luck with that.

You see, bronies are the new furries nowadays. Furries used to be a very vocal fandom, and would actively flaunt around and point out they are in fact a furry. After a long period of trolling and hate directed towards furries they eventually learned that people don't like it when you try to shove something down their throat, and that's why you don't see a lot of hate directed towards them anymore and they mainly stick around in their own communities. Although I have to admit, bronies are a whole lot worse than furries. I mean for one, they infest forums like crazy. I've been a longtime member of multiple forums that were eventually torn apart from all of the drama and bullshit caused by these guys. Hopefully they'll eventually get sick of people not taking them seriously, and retreat back to their own forums and communities. Seriously, no one likes you guys except yourselves. Don't pretend you're bridging the gap between gender stereotypes, you're not. Don't pretend you're promoting love and tolerance, you people will passive aggressively hate someone if they dislike your mediocre show. People don't hate you because they think you're "girly" or "gay", they hate you because you're genuinely annoying. No, it's not this magic "Vocal Minority" that's giving you all a bad reputation, most of the fandom is actively vocal about the show and their fandom.

All I'm saying is, people are going to actively try to fuck things up for you and since you're literally allowing anyone to know where you're meeting it's all going to go to hell eventually. (Which I sincerely hope it does.)

You do realize that no one is going to take "federal charges" seriously when it comes to DDoS'ing? Really, very few people ever get charged for DDoS'ing. Using it as a passive insult only makes people laugh.

Uh, when will you guys learn that these meetups will never work? Normal public meetups are already tough, you're just making it next to impossible by naming it a "Brony Meetup"

A majority of clans are completely incapable of doing any of this communication, the only groups I've seen that are capable of this are groups that originally played ArmA 2 before DayZ came out. But really, you'll have a tough time finding a halfway decent clan.

"But I don't know why I was banned!" I highly doubt it, I assume you were messing around with some scripts you found and got caught. Either way, bring it up with the Battle eye staff, DayZ devs can't really do much about your ban.

And this warranted a thread how? Seriously, no one gives a fuck.

DayZ is pretty awfully optimized compared to the base ArmA game, it's really more of a problem that needs to be ironed out during the development and there's honestly not a whole lot you can do to goet it to run better.

If you don't use a mic in DayZ, you better be prepared to get shot in the face for not responding fast enough. Seriously, get a mic. Even if it's a shitty mic from a dollar store, not playing with a mic is silly.

One main rotor assembly, one engine part, four scrap metal, nine windscreen glass, and thirty jerry cans to get it completely repaired and fueled up. Although I believe the windscreen glass is optional, but they can be pretty useful against the random stray bullet that might managed to get to your cockpit.

Funny how the idiots on this forum can't differentiate between sarcasm and trolling. OP is obviously making fun of the majority of threads that are posted on the suggestions forums every day.

Eh, death already isn't really that big of a deal considering you can get back equally good gear in an hour or so. With most kills not being from explosives or headshots, this would pretty much mean as long as you have someone with you your chances of dying are slimmer.

I also propose we have hookers and blackjack in DayZ, because it wouldn't hurt to have hookers and blackjack would it?

Yup, ATV's were in fact produced in the 1960's and onward. Besides, it would be completely silly to see a survivor driving around in a shiny new sportsbike, and where the hell would you find one if it was in the game anyways? In the various small fishing towns and large forest areas?

Most of the vehicles in the game are pretty much old, cold-war era vehicles since the country the game is set in is a war-torn russian country. Sport bikes in a russian rural country with cold-war era technology would in fact be pretty out of place.

This is hilarious, drama like this is really damn entertaining.

Well obviously no, I just figured since Chernarus seems very rural that the likelyhood of there being a shopping mall would be rather low.

A shopping mall in a war-torn russian country seems a bit...unrealistic doesn't it? I mean, I'm not one to stifle someone creating new models but I doubt it'd be put in the game.

DayZ is suppose to be about player interactions, not interactions with an NPC. Besides, putting NPC's that do something vital that only another player can do to you removes the incentive to work in a team.