Jonah_Hobbes

PU Scope is ok

Yeah I discovered this a couple of weeks back. Tis amazing

Yeah I've noticed a drop in ammo since the last update. Lots of guns lying around but not much ammo.

Since the last update I've found, maps, drinks, baseball caps and shotgun shells

Green Mountain is clear. It has the usual Z activity. I would have put money on Green Mountain having an increase in Z numbers. Strangely this is both reassuring and alarming at the same time. Good: that we have not got the Infected working together in groups as we saw in the Black Forest Bad: Why then the Black Forest?? What is happening there that we don't know about? I will continue to investigate J_H

To some in the CCSD the infected, those monsters are dead to us. Hence the term "the dead'

Have we got a roster?

As CrazyKage and myself have submitted CCSD reports I implore fellow Agents to explore further afield. As I have stated I do not believe this phenomenon to be isolated to the Black Forest alone.

The Chernarian Creepy Stuff Department http://forums.dayzgame.com/index.php?/topic/168707-the-ccsd-chernarian-creepy-stuff-department-needs-investigators-for-the-radio-transmission-mystery/ Our role is to investigate the strange and scary in Chernarus. We started off by investigating the weird radio transmissions coming out of Elektro, (See above thread).

Gawd lighten up you misery.

CCSD Agent Jonah_Hobbes reporting in Due to an increase in eye witness accounts of this phenomenon. I restocked, checked my map and proceeded south to (091 075). At approx (092 074) I made first contact with 2 Infected near the fork at the path. As I continued towards (091 075) I encountered a further 2 Infected and shortly afterwards another for a total of 5. Once I had established that there were no further Infected in the immediate area I then involved myself in a short and quite stressful engagement with my pursuers. Thankfully I managed to dispatch them all and presently the Infected pose no danger to travelers in the Black Forest on this server. This encounter poses a worrying issue. Are the Infected now establishing themselves into groups? This concept leaves me aghast. Fellow agents of CCSD, as CrazyKage suggests we must investigate further afield. Although I dare not think it, I believe this is not an isolated incident. Over and Out. Jonah_Hobbes CCSD Field Agent (Australasia Branch)

CCSD Agent Jonah_Hobbes reporting in My Mission was to investigate reports of a Zombie, (Infected), Horde in the Black Forest at approx coordinates (092, 073) (092,074) I chose x2 low population Aussie servers, (Musty and Arma), to lessen the chances that a) The horde had been wiped out by a survivor/survivors b )The horde had been "trained" to the location by a survivor/survivors The server times were approx 13:30. Gorka appeared normal and unlooted when I passed through on the Musty server, although I did not spot any Infected. I ran to the coordinates and completed several sweeps of the area discharging my sidearm approx 4 times on each server to clearly announce my position. The result was: I did not encounter any Infected. I Repeat I did not encounter any Infected. My conclusion is that I was unable to replicate the encounter of Window Licker and Faramon My recommendation is for all CCSD agents who are not involved in other operations to focus on investigating this anomaly.

I'm going to log in look for some ammo and then investigate the Black Forest on behalf of the CCSD. I'll post if I find anything.

Buying the game. I've gained 10kg.

In my day we had to find this stuff out for ourselves...

I work in Cherno on night shift OK maybe not, but half of the campus I work on has several run down and often empty villa-style buildings which I've nicknamed 'Cherno". it's pretty eerie as some of the buildings could be picked straight from the game. Pity nobody gets it when I say "Heading up to Cherno" :( Rocking up to one old flat topped building I instantly thought "SNIPER!!"

Disagree, in hot weather with a corpse voiding itself I reckon you get flies pretty quick. Still wanna wear those Brown Cargo Pants?

Glad you managed a "Randal! Noooooooo!!" at the end.

I've seen that on Tosh.O or something on Comedy Central it won't be him.

Lol does it crap. Take it from me, I'm either pretty trim and dashing or a gut bucket. I tend to yo yo by 30 odd pounds, (13 kg). When I was a pork-monster I woke u one day and thought f**k this I need to do some thing about my weight. I started by shambling about 3/4 of a mile around 1km and increased that by .25 km every day for four days. I also increased how much cycling I did. I lost 3 kg in the first week and a half and as I kept at it it took me a couple of months to lose 10 kg. I've recently due to injury and lazyness put back on 10kg, but luckliy apart form the beer belly I'm still fairly fit and have started running 5-6km a day for 4 times a week. If I keep this up I reckon I will lose the 10 kg in 6 weeks max. I aim to increase my cycling again and will try and burn 1500 calories 4 days a week and cut back on the beer. 1500 calories 4 times a week through exercise always means I lose weight. You just have to work at it.

Wait til your a little older and it turns into an unresponsive tool.

As NotFish sort of says, you are not a fresh spawn then? If that's the case see Hutch's post above.

Not in Standalone and not a friend, but I shot and wounded a guy who ran across the map to help me with my broken legs, back when I was a serious noob in the Mod. I was prone in a barn trying to drive off respawning zombies with my ol dinner gong Lee Enfleld. I was waiting on this guy who I'd contacted over Global chat and was getting nervous as I was running out of ammo to keep the respwaning Z's at bay. Anyhow I's just shot this Z and out pops another horrible looking one and I opened fire only to discover I'd shot this hero/medic who was dressed in a ghillie suit, (first time I'd ever seen one), who had come to save me. The tragedy/Farce? I broke his legs with the shot and he had to use his only Morphine injector on himself and thus I was doomed. We decided for him to shoot me in the head and end it. Mate if you are out there playing the SA - sorry again.

NE has been quite for the last couple of days. I spent some time watching the erm "view" through my scope for about 20 mins and there was nothing, (I do enjoy the architecture of the hangers). I wonder if the availability of weapons elswhere is starting to have an imoact?

Quite Like Romeo Foxtrot's idea.