#Fiasco

I love spoken word, so I wrote it as I'd read it =)

I see you walking around near me, I have no idea what you're carrying and what your intentions are. You may also have something I want, rather than play the 50/50 game of whether you're going to murder me, I'll do you first. Simples.

Bye! By the way, arguing on the internet is like slapping a disabled child. It's frowned upon.

Thank you very much for all your help and time, I feel I should reward your help but instead I must decline. You keep zombies off my back with your shiny M16, but nothing hits harder than a pipe wrench to the head, so quiet, so clean. I feel a twinge of sorrow as I pick up all your gear, bah, who am I kidding, now I feel SUPREME! Thank you random Balota Airfield guy, my thoughts are with you.

I'm extremely interested in finding a UK based group of mature people. I'm 31, played Arma 2 and DayZMod since it was launched and would love to basically find some people to hang with in DayZSA. My Steam is Aegeus760, I look forward to hearing from you!

This may be a well known thing for veteran players, but I realised today that you can right click [shirt] items and 'Tear up for Rags'. This will supply you with a varying amount of rags to use as bandages and seeing as actual bandages are rare as rocking horse shit, this was a life-saver, literally!