Isamu7

Seriously guys, you are all like those freaks seeing Jesus's face in their own poo.

Sick of the blurry vision? Go to your video settings > rendering> deactivate postprocess and put rotation blur at 0. Sick of the colorless? Learn to get the "healing/healthy" status properly. Now shut up and get out.

Yeah, that was like that time when I was watching that StreamerHouse "Inigo" guy on twitch.tv. His screen colors were black and white so he was obviously desperatly in need of health, he even asked to his squad if they had something to heal him and obviously they hadn't. So I tried to explain him through his tchat how to get the "healing" status in details. He tried to get it for litteraly 5mins and then his friends and he mocked me on vocal like "I tried and it doesn't work, enough with your bullshit dude huehuehue what does the fox say?" (I didn't get that last one) People think this is a myth because even though people explained to them how to get things done, they are too lazy to do it properly or they are just too stupid.

Not a good idea. Why? GTA5 and Lindsay Lohan ! Remember? It was fun to hear that though.

I prefer to SILOS instead of KOS. It's more cruel because the morphine is rare. (SILOS = Shoot in legs on sight)

Yep, happened to me a lot as I always look under the beds in the military barracks. I believe that press 'C' instead of 'X' is more safe to not trigger that bug.

/facepalm. Go google "defibrillator" then come back to apologize about your stupidity. And stop fucking watch TV !

Not the point? But what point? That guy is bitching all around about the pricing of the game (and yes, I didn't say the alpha because we will get the game eventualy without paying more) because Dean said that the alpha will cost 10-15 bucks at some point. Well fuck a duck, things changed and so the price. And what? 10-15$ for the alpha access and then 20$ more when it's released. Because don't tell me you thought you would have had the game for only 15$. Good deal for us but a total ruin compared to their work put in the development. ... oh-wait-a-second...Here is our " WARNING: THIS GAME IS EARLY ACCESS ALPHA. PLEASE DO NOT PURCHASE IT UNLESS YOU WANT TO ACTIVELY SUPPORT DEVELOPMENT OF THE GAME AND ARE PREPARED TO HANDLE WITH SERIOUS ISSUES AND POSSIBLE INTERRUPTIONS OF GAME FUNCTIONING. " again. Basicly meaning that you don't purchase a product as a customer since it's not a finished product -obvious is obvious- but you're supporting the development of the game as a crowndfunder sort of (except that you also gain the access to the alpha/beta as a tester and the final game without giving away any more cent). Not happy with that? Well, farewell or see you later when it's released and/or reviewed. He's not happy about the current state of the game? Well better wait already. Same map? I don't remember there was a military base in the north of Kamenka and the south of Vybor, or a wrecked cargoship in the far NE or that 90% of the building were enterable. That last one makes chernarus totaly new for me already. Same engine? What the actual fuck was that statement?! We don't have to see script kiddies at every corner of the map because the entire engine had been reworked Same zombie sounds after 1 year of development? Who the fuck cares about that to be changed in an early alpha?

While in game, press shift+tab, click on "web site", add new tab, google "DayzDB map", go on the first web-site that show up. If you need to watch the map again, just press Shift+Tab again. Quicker, more detailled and take no slot in your inventory.

KOSer's are simple as this : (I'm bad at doing quick meme so...) Alan : We can't play DayZ together. When you see someone, bad things happen and people get hurt. Mr. Chow : Yeah. That's the point. It's funny !

THAT IS NOT WHAT HE'S LOOKING FOR D': ! (caps mod to remain true to the title of the thread)

There are my thoughts about the mentality of those snipers.

Yep, just happened to me as well. Anyway, I was tired to being afraid to come across someone with my 30 hours+ gear