hunterkilla

If Bear licked the anus of a monkey.... would you....? that man has trained to do disgusting stuff...

Wouldnt that be a neat addition to the game.... oh no, cant find any mountain dew... thats ok I have a tin can and a full bladder.. What would the downside be... apart from drinking your own piss I so wouldnt want to eat a mars bar in the game though!

From what has been said they are using the standalone to lock down these hacking problems. at least it will be harder for hackers compared to the current system that any script kiddy can do what they want. No system is 100% foolproof but at the moment you are aware that a hacker could be around any corner waiting to fk up your game

I would only say I died from a hacker if it was something obvious like thunderdome or dancing whilst dropping in the sky, we can get shot from anywhere and assume its a hacker when you were just unlucky or stupid.....

LOL, I also had a moment like that, found a few grenades ( first time ever and i find 3 in a short space of time ) decided to take out someones tent as I thought it was in a place used to bait people and snipe them. Threw the nade and realised my character wasnt moving enough..... ahhh sluggish movement and as I ran I got hit by shrapnel. Bleeding out and lying on the ground thinking. I am going to die due to a stupid mistake on my behalf.... Thank the green mountain gods I didnt bleed out and no one was near enough to hear my stupidity and I was able to get up, bandage and run like a pussy to the nearest treeline to eat some food... For a split second I thought, should I D/C and not risk dying, but then I thought, It was my own mistake so I will live with the actions of that mistake...the thrill of actually walking away with enough life to fight another day was so much more than a DC and log in later... I still have all my stuff and a new found respect for those grenades

I thought it was don't get attached to your Girlfriend.....

So if there is fisting in the game, would you need to goto the supermarket and get lube beforehand?

I prefer pro hookers, better than those ones in the amateur ranks.... they need more practice

I have made a new skin for dayz... hooker skin... im wearing it right now....i took it off the hooker in your trunk

hmmmm does hookers outrank boobies?

Ahh another rookie mistake... never go upto Green mountain.... you never come back..... I went once... i was lucky to escape but ended up wearing a tutu and shouting "FISH" alot.... I have been searching the map for months looking for this elusive guide to all knowledge and yet to find it...maybe the LEETs are duping it and keeping it hidden in tents up the north far away from us normal sane players... or worse... maybe a hacker blew up the bible of dayz an we are all screwed

Hookers?

and I wanted to read about HOOKERS! damn OP with your lies

any reply with a picture of morgan freeman in it deserves BEANS

read it, read it elsewhere on lots of other forums. He basically has pointed out everything we know but most of us cant control on the alpha... thinks rockets been seduced by the mighty dollar... blah blah blah and next on radio dayz...... how to turn a can of beans and a mountain dew into a meal for 6

I love how people can be so patronising to new players.... If you get a map and its your first few days in the game you might not realise its universal so you put a few notes on and not realise others can see it. Then later on you get a map and notice things like " your mum" or other such lovely comments and start to realise that maybe that map isnt just your comments. So yes, I love how this forum is friendly and sharing to new players..... ( and yes I am being sarcastic about them being friendly... in case you didnt realise)

as to the OP, the problem is at the moment there are so many things that can happen to cause these things, bugs and glitches, hackers, falling off a ladder that you shouldnt etc etc... I think its best in this game to go in with a " Shit might happen" attitude and if you die through glitching you might get annoyed but know that you should expect it in its current state.... If you cant accept it, best to leave the game alone a bit till its fixed up more

It is possible, depends on the time of day you play and if you play on lo pop servers or hi pop.... the more players on the server, more chance you get hacked. I have a player who has survived the thunderdome and being glitched back to the cost, lost some nice high end gear but didnt lose all my bits. I just get away from the danger zones... load up with gear and continue on.

I always make sure I find 3 morphine injectors when I am a new spawn and then get out of dodge.... hospitals are your best bet and no offices arent so good at spawning them.....

I dont get people who say that chat shouldnt be in the game full stop... but in real life ( if we want to talk about realistic ) you might find a CB radio or find ways to communicate with people, messages on walls, radios.... hand signals.. smoke signals.. whatever... so have a way in the game that allows people to talk BUT allow those who want to not see the messages turn it off ( or not enable it ) that way everyone is happy Why should the game ONLY be played ONE way by a set group of people, sure some people dont want 3rd person but some do.... some dont want radios... but some do....

I found side chat interested and enabled me to meet up with people or watch out for potential traps, yes you would sometimes get idiots posting but that was rare and I felt it added to the game, however I do agree that for some it breaks the immersion. I do agree that it should be you either start with a radio or you pick one up, you can then have an open channel to talk to all or some side channels so you could choose a channel to talk to others and lessen the risk of being caught out by bandits... As to those who say " We dont want side channels, but we use teamspeak" well thats the same thing in the end but you use it with your friends, some of us like playing alone but meeting other survivors... let us have our method to talk without spoiling your game

I am sure alot of people on these forums havent had the easiest of lives or have issues in RL that they have to deal with. Doesnt mean we all just turn into what we despise and tell people to eat my shit.... On one of your posts you said your the nicest people you will meet in real life and yet now you are saying you arent that person any longer.... which is it. Im not going to feed your rage anymore.... I will wait to see your game and then comment on it.... nothing more

I watch Videos and interviews with Rocket and I think.... I could go for a beer with this guy or would love to have a Dayz session with him as he seems cool and easy to talk to... yeah the game has bugs but you can see Rocket is passionate about his game.. Sol...... after reading your posts...and getting a gist of your attitude..... your game better be fkin good!!!

Sols game could be a DAYZ beater, we wont know till its announced.... however he attitude he gives off would mean any company I worked in developing games would have got rid of him due to his attitude.... unless he was lead programmer and no one else could do what he did.... or he owned the company..... We all get mad at things... we don't like the bugs etc etc... doesnt mean I tell people to blow it your arse........ doesnt make you a likeable person on the forum..... and means people will not listen to what you say as they have to get past the attitude first and foremost...

OK i am reading that alot of people are unhappy with the bugs and glitches in the game and not happy with how quickly all the 100s of fixes and tweaks are getting done. Here is a surefire bit of code to solve them 10 - Check forum - are all glitches and bugs fixed 20 - If yes then goto 50 else goto 30 30 - pause 24 hours 40 - Goto 10 50 - Play DAYZ