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    Fairground/Amusement Park

    Oh ho... those who have ventured into the zone know it is a way less hospitable place than Chernaraus
  2. They changed the spawn locations, mang ^_^
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    Compass broken?

    I know EXACTLY how to fix that compass thing. When you are in game type Alt F4. If THAT doesnt work then, reformat your hard drive!! And if that doesnt work... take your head and smash it into your computer until you go unconscuiouss... then respawn as a person that is not wearing their jimmies in such a russled position!!!
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    Compass broken?

    Jeeesus!!! Why Aren't MORE people jumping forth to help YOU?!
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    Found a server hopper in Balota [VIDEO]

    I don't understand... he more than likely WASN'T a server hopper and logged or was kicked off under extenuating circumstances... as pointed out: why would ANYONE log off right in a prison?! Especially someone who makes a thing of server hopping? If they were any good at server hopping or put any strategic thought into it. They would go out a few tens of meters before logging off...
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    Character broken, can't play anymore.

    Damn dude... That is messed up for sure! I wish I could help ya, but I got no more ideas than what's already been suggested!
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    Character broken, can't play anymore.

    Well. You could get someone to come and kill your character, assuming another player is able to see and interact with your character...
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    Character broken, can't play anymore.

    I am sure, at the very least, your first character will be fine with the next character wipe they do. Seeing as you already bought another copy finding another solution is not so urgent ^_^
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    [NSFW] John Wayne Bobbitt Plays DayZ

    And what are you replacing it with? I like computer specs...
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    [NSFW] John Wayne Bobbitt Plays DayZ

    What Grafix card you got for this video?
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    Lets have a Party at Berinzo

    That'd be AWESOME!!! But... they need to get chem lights back up in this bitch!
  12. Well, how noble of you... twat. Go run and tell mommy that little Timmy is breaking the rules.. .waahwaahhhh. Little Timmy is trying to have fun in a different WAY then me!!! I was just trying to shit all over his good times cause I am such a fucking class act when I realized that whoever was hosting the server WAS BREAKING THE RULESS!!! Oh MY GOD!!! I HATE people who break the rules.. so I went and told on them. Cause, you know... I have nothing else going for me in my life. So I like to be a little tattle tale bitch.
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    People are absolute dicks on this game!

    I ALWAYS expect a death as soon as I get some good loot... It's the way it rolls man... Sadly... I am still alive and fully geared right now and havent been playing cause I got's bored... I wish my character would die so I'd start afresh on the beach where any tiny piece of loot is hitting the motherload!
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    [NSFW] John Wayne Bobbitt Plays DayZ

    What's up with the shit quality?
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    T3N RDS no good when crouching or proning

    Let's get some terms straight here, just so we know what we are talking about. "Tactical vests" are the ones that stand erect on the ground, like there's too much starch in 'em. And "Assault Vests" are the ones that lay on the ground like any other piece of clothing. Can we agree on these terms? Cause I was getting confused reading some of these posts as to which vests were being referenced
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    Gtx560ti or HD7770?

    Well... the 560ti will win in MOST cases over the 7770. I would definitely go with the 560 ti, unless power consumption worrries you, lol.
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    Hide server player count

    You have my beans, sir. But, I am sure there must be some glaring technicality that makes this unfeasible... wait for following posts
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    Can I carry 2 guns

    You can. You have to have one on your back and you have to carry the other in your hands. If you want to use anything other than the second gun in your hands, you have to drop it on the ground.
  19. Why'd I give you my beans?!! Sounds like you're sitting pretty tight with your goddamn ribsteak... it just sounded so good. I was thinking that maybe I could get in on it too if I brought the side dish
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    Custom faces?

    BTW, my earlier post that got deleted was a joke on Orlok's picture of a donkey (or a ass)... I don't know the man and have never engaged him in any forum discussions... just s stupid joke that I was not aiming to offend anybody with. And. Yes. When I first realized that one could make custom faces for Arma... INSTA PENIS!
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    Where are people finding the Mosin?

    I have found a Mosin in a house... one that has a piano in a room with a bunch of shelves... can't remember more than that.. I would bet the mosin spawn rate in these places is low. Another building to check(a building that has never failed to have a gun atop it for me) would be Police Stations (That's what I call them). Its the building that has three stories and on the second there are two doors out to the first story's roof and the third story only has one room you can go in and in that room on one of the shelves should be either a Mosin or a M4
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    T3N RDS no good when crouching or proning

    Yeah. I DID notice that the Tactical Vest sits weird on a female character (the shoulder straps resting on air). I have not noticed any weirdness with other vests on male/female characters... will be looking now. Can't remember if I experienced the black blocking the scope when I was a female character with a vest or not... but, in light of recent information, I imagine I was.
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    New to the Mod. Couple (probably dumb) questions

    Usually, as a fresh spawn, I will be at least 50 meters away from the nearest zombie... So, yeah. Sounds like some bad luck man
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    New to the Mod. Couple (probably dumb) questions

    I have never had that problem of spawning INTO zombie agro... so I can't help ya there. But, maybe try some fresh spawning. Remember that zombies as well as loot spawn when a player is within 150 meters or so... so maybe you have just been spawning into a place where there are already lots of players
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    New to the Mod. Couple (probably dumb) questions

    You get within about 30 or so meters of a zombie in the mod and you best be crouched and not sprint crouching! The zombies in the mod are, once you get used to how they agro, a cakewalk for the most part. I don't really know how much different from the SA they are as I have not had near the dynamic nor the degree of encounters with them as I have in the mod. What I do know is that it is way easier to get away from the zombies in the mod. You just gotsta break the line of sight (same principles as SA... just a bit different). Anyway. I'd say stick with playing the mod as it has a LOT more content to offer than the SA. It will be YEARS before the SA has near the content the mod does
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