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gerbilschooler

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  1. gerbilschooler

    Zombie Horde

    It has already been clearly established that the zombies are going to change drastically in the future, when.. that is not so clear. As far as base creation, Rocket has said that permanent tents AND backpacks are pretty damn close to being ready. So I'd imagine a month at most before we get some light base building.
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    Is less zombies actually more?

    No matter how random they could try to make the zombies spawn, if one plays the game long enough, one is going to pick up on the pattern of where and how they spawn. Eventually the zombies are going to become part of the landscape, regardless of how they are utilized, IMO.
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    Hardcore mode suggestions. let it live upto its name. :)

    Everytime I hear someone call this game hard... I go and kill off my character in a hardcore server. Find a server with at least 25 people in it and go and get back to where I was in about three hours tops (where I was with a hunting backpack, Mosin, and a Magnum).
  4. I don't know man. I have similar specs (FX 8350 and a HD 7950) and get 40 plus frames in big cities. seeing as the 7870 and the 7950 are pretty much the same card... our processors are the only difference.
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    Include alcohol bottles and increase tincture spawn rate

    There is no alcohol... what are you talking bout? That Rasputin Kvass is a fermented SODA... not a beer. And PLENTY of houses spawn alcohol tinctures...
  6. gerbilschooler

    Answer my questions, oh lords of dayz.

    1. Last I checked the Mosin was still blunderbussed with a sweet camo job put to her 2. I would imagine, yes, a bandit could... can't prove my theory, but I'd wager it works how the paper and pens worked before they got disabled 3. Never connected any map pieces... can't help ya there 4. From what I can tell, the shotgun spawns in the same places as the Mosin.
  7. gerbilschooler

    Answer my questions, oh lords of dayz.

    Pray to The Sun God and you shall find the answers you seek...
  8. gerbilschooler

    DayZ Crashing and Errors

    No, he said he updated his graphics cards... I assume he meant the drivers for his singular graphics processor
  9. PLEASE don't let it end up like that... god, PLEASE!!!
  10. gerbilschooler

    ice cold ilegal gangsta dayz tactics

    Yeah! Take that shit some where else, bra!
  11. gerbilschooler

    Creepy Radio broadcast "explained"

    Been there, done that, got the T-shirt
  12. gerbilschooler

    ice cold ilegal gangsta dayz tactics

    I don't understand.... are you just listening to that shitty rapper, Necro, whilst exploiting a broken game mechanic for no purpose? "STAB YOU TO DEATH!!" god... that song had me and my buddies laughing for such a long time Necro=worst fucking rapper ever
  13. Bandwidth: 40 gigs... I don't understand... What does that MEAN? You can only transfer 40 gigabytes of data through your modem per month?!?!? Is that what that means? Cause that is fucking ridiculous
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    will we ever be able to ruin loot on the floor ?

    Hah hah! The only loot I hide is weapons and ammo! If I hit a house and don't take any of the loot, I'll even close the doors behind me so another player will still search it and get him/herself some canned sardines! You dick :P
  15. gerbilschooler

    Gun Cleaning Kits

    You took apart you brand new, pristine gun.. .started fucking with it with all sorts of scrubby brushes and cloth and shit... NOW look at it!! You fucked it all up!
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    Frames in game

    What's the motherboard you have? Cause, that processor needs to be upgraded and THEN that 128 bit GPU...
  17. gerbilschooler

    Blood Type Linked to Steam Account Idea??

    Classic...
  18. gerbilschooler

    The game doesn't feel like a zombie apocalypse.

    'Zactly... The Zone, from STALKER, was created by a nuclear meltdown... so, radiation and stuffs and way for all sorts of odd weather (Emissions, anyone?). A zombie apocalypse is just a virus spreading among humans. It would have no effect on the weather. And, seeing as we don't know exactly how long it has been since the initial outbreak (I am guessing a week tops, seeing as there is still what looks like pretty fresh blood scattered about various building in Chernaraus) so, things may not need to be overgrown or totally bombed out to hell.
  19. gerbilschooler

    Bought DayZ SA today. This is my opinion after 10 hours.

    At OP. Yeah man. Don't yell out, "Friendly!". Be more real about it... I don't know how to describe how to do this, exactly.. but I have met many a friendly.. or at least not a KOS player by saying things along the lines of, "That's a sweet fucking clown mask, man! Hey, have you seen a water pump around here?!" I mean... That is a statement likely to get you killed, lol. But, in this scenario, you are establishing, one, confidence in yourself... or at least establishing that you have no fear of death (Or dispersal of your pixeled avatar back into random 0's and 1's) and 2, that you have a goal that does not involve killing other players. Maybe this will help or maybe this will get you killed more... who knows
  20. gerbilschooler

    Translating DayZ (Spanish)

    Why would the game need to be translated? It's not exactly text intensive...
  21. gerbilschooler

    Rolling Changelog: Stable Branch: 0.32.114557

    Did it say ANYTHING about it in the changelog?!... twat
  22. gerbilschooler

    I found the rarest item

    You get STABBED!! <iframe width="420" height="315" src="//www.youtube.com/embed/cNrMKoqrt9U" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe>
  23. gerbilschooler

    Rolling Changelog: Stable Branch: 0.32.114557

    Ima scour YOUR bushes to get to grubbin' on YUR berries, boy!
  24. gerbilschooler

    Rolling Changelog: Stable Branch: 0.32.114557

    Back to Suldanessellar with you, Joneleth!
  25. gerbilschooler

    Is this OK for young teens?

    So! The game doesn't support single player so, you won't buy it for him! Now your son's mind can be safe from the minds of all those horrible "people" out there in the world! Praise Jesus!
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