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TheWeedMan

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  1. TheWeedMan

    incentive not to kill everyone you find

    Lmfao...WTF a warning for being homophobic....seriously!!! For saying the G word?
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    incentive not to kill everyone you find

    Why not have a single Anal inventory slot where u can hide rare shit.....it cant be looted only passed! Bandits would then need to give flowers and chocolates before gaining access or force feed people until they shit themselves...this would be time consuming of course which allows for time to be saved by a hero wearing a pink hat and carrying a tub of KY. KoS cured because KoS'ers and bandits are gay.
  3. Absolutely nothing wrong with the blurring and greying...it works exactly how its supposed to. If you dont like it then you heal asap...the whole concept behind it is to make you feel more vulnerable and isolated....job done imho. Yeah its not pretty or graphicly orgasmic but hey...neither is dying! Essentially thats what is happening, your character is dying from blood loss and you experience greyout and blurry vision. But just to pacify the QQ's, they should replace it with tunnel vision and a white light with cool smoke effects and as you move towards it you see your life flash by and friends, family and GOD stand in the light waving to you urging you forward while angels fly around with harps and trumpets....just to make it look better of course!!!
  4. TheWeedMan

    A few Suggestions

    The ability for groups to control towns, block it off and control who enters and leaves. Make it a safezone etc Generators running on fuel can run lighting and water pumps. Oh and obviously the more you try to barricade and control the more you have to defend. It should also be destructible too....maybe driving vehicle's into barricades could destroy them or using axes could put a hole in it to sneak teams in to gain control....this then presents the danger of controlling too big a base. Fuel sources only regenerate every few months to make it scarce. This will encourage people to come out and hunt for it, fight and die for it. With fuel needed to run generators that keep towns running or fuel vehicles...this will create tension, fueds, trades and exploring. Cut trees down with axes for wooden planks or logs to be able to build cabins, treehouses, fences, blockades. Introduction of nature's dangers....leaches in water, ticks or snakes in the grass, all of which occur if you stay in one spot too long and bites can make you sick. This may help to stop people camping areas to Kos. If a sniper wants to camp an area and just kill for shits and giggles then make them work for it....try sniping with no anti-venom etc Add more dirt, mess and destruction around the place. For a place overrun with infected that probably caused mayhem, panic and chaos it looks awfully tidy. It needs fires, crashes, mess, blood...you know, all the things you see in the movies when the shit hits the fan. A bigger variant in buildings. Too many towns and buildings look the same. More realistic looking infected/zombies, more gore and grotesque please. The stones found around could be used to sharpen knives, bayonets and axes. Face scarfs and headwraps in the same colours as the bandanas are. This could then be used to display gang colours lol. Denim and leather waistcoats and a gerry helmet for biker gangs. Would be cool to see other gang type clothing instead of every group looking like military crews.
  5. TheWeedMan

    Eggs, simply eggs

    You sir may have my splendid beans for making me lol
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    Eggs, simply eggs

    Lmfao eggcelent eggsample
  7. TheWeedMan

    origin of species

    Lmao The Book of Eli comes to mind here....i can see it all now, full squads on the hunt for a book cos one guy got killed reading the second last page.
  8. TheWeedMan

    Up to 100k desync on nearly every server!!!

    Cya ;)
  9. TheWeedMan

    Rolling Update Rev. 0.30.114008

    If you actually took the time to search the forums, reddit or the devblog you would see that they have hired more staff...but instead you make YET ANOTHER QQ thread. Get back under your bridge!!!
  10. TheWeedMan

    thx guys

    Thats why he was shot....server hopping!!! lol
  11. TheWeedMan

    Complete Noob

    Mumble and Teamspeak will only work for you if you have a group of friends and a Teamspeak or Mumble Server to join. You can use voicechat ingame to communicate directly to others. And yeah your character will always be the same on every server...unless you die. Also note that this is not a game yet, its the alpha release of a game to be so character and server wipes do happen....dont get too attached to your gear (Golden Rule of DayZ).
  12. TheWeedMan

    Military tents beside NW Airfield and Balota?

    http://dayzdb.com/map/chernarusplus ;)
  13. TheWeedMan

    Military tents beside NW Airfield and Balota?

    Tents...not found any others yet. Bases aplenty!
  14. TheWeedMan

    Combat Logging -,-

    Im hoping the devs decide to add a proximity logout into the game....where If you've fired a shot, been shot at, aggro'd or came into a close proximity of a player not on your friendslist then you cannot log out for a set period of time.
  15. TheWeedMan

    Shooting from inside vehicle

    Driveby's ftw
  16. TheWeedMan

    A few Suggestions

    Or...the server automatically detects players trying to do so and spawns them 100mtr away.A simple log of players that have contributed in some way or another to the base would have immunity from the 100mtr spawn rule. Or...the 100mtr spawn would apply to anyone not listed on the base owners steam friends list.
  17. TheWeedMan

    Wish I could do this with a baseball bat in DayZ

    I did prefer Crouching Tiger dubbed....a dubbed film is only as good as the dubbing....if done well, its so much WIN!
  18. TheWeedMan

    Starting equipment

    I think everyone should start with a water canteen and a knife...the very basics of survival. The knife should be throwable for hitting rabbits etc and sticks rubbed together with tinder can make fires to cook it. Sticks+knife+ducktape = spear for hunting bigger animals and protection.
  19. TheWeedMan

    What maps would you want in the Standalone?

    I dont want to see a NEW map as such but I'd like the map extended with the addition of a large city with undergrounds and sewers etc
  20. TheWeedMan

    Wish I could do this with a baseball bat in DayZ

    Is there a dubbed version? I dont mind subtitles but on a 60" screen I miss half the movie reading.
  21. TheWeedMan

    Doors

    I just want doors that open the correct way....inwards lol
  22. TheWeedMan

    Settling Down - Bases

    Im hoping the forest density improves and they introduce treehouse building with placeable ladders....my minecraft building skills will then be put to some good use lol
  23. TheWeedMan

    A few Suggestions

    Hmm no offense but have you read Rockets view on vehicle's?
  24. TheWeedMan

    Wolves, Bears and Wild Boars

    One of my suggestions are Snakes, Leaches and Ticks all of which appear if you camp a spot in grass or water for too long.
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