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    log in issue

    RESOLVED: Play Rust until next patch. (Seems like every other patch I have some kind of log in or connectivity issue) :/
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    log in issue

    Full reinstall didn't work either. The weird part is that a few minutes into the game I seen a message on the bottom left saying "Battleye update successful version XXX" and then shortly after I was kicked.
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    log in issue

    Actually already tried that after messing around a little bit. Didn't work. I'm doing a full reinstall and see if that does anything.
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    log in issue

    Seems to be the case for me as well. anything low pop i cant get on. The servers that worked were all 10+ Any ideas on the battleye problem? I always thought it updated on its own so i've never had to do it manually...
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    log in issue

    Update, got into a server finally but i got kicked right away and it said "Battleye failed to update" how do i update battle eye? must be the reason.
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    DayZ and the Slave Trade

    You and your friend just logged in on the coast. You meet up somewhere near Kamyshovo and decide to press your luck and enter the big city of Elektro. You've been playing for a few days and understand the risks, but you figured why not, it's usually a fun time. After getting some food and water you begin your journey. On the outskirts of town you can hear a few gun shots. Your adrenaline starts to rush and you know you probably shouldn't enter..but you're going to anyway. You creep over sniper hill and lay prone. No one is on the hill. You look into town and can see zeds, lots and lots of zeds. No signs of any survivors, the firehouse appears to be empty so you decide to approach. A few zombies begin to chase you but you decide to sprint into the firehouse and let your trusty axe of justice bring down the retribution. You and your friend enter the firehouse and coordinate with each other to take these monsters down: "Watch out, don't get in my way im swinging" Zombie dead. After two or three more rounds of the hokey pokey they're all taken care of and you begin to examine your area. You look near the stair case and there's a man, wearing a mask, a lather jacket, and no pants pointing an M4 straight your way. You raise your hands to the sky and scream "Friendly! Friendly!" he approaches you slowly and another man enters the fire house with a shotgun, and one through the back with an sks. Your heart is really pounding now and you know you're done for. They're going to kill you and take your beans. "Get the FUCK down. GET ON THE GROUND!" One of them screams. The man with an sks approaches you from behind and begins to handcuff you. Your stomach grumbles. "Please don't kill us man come on. Take what we got, we just spawned." They say nothing as a red pickup truck pulls in front of the firehouse and honks the horn one time. A burlap sack is put over your head and they execute your friend on the spot. Your hearing is muffled and your screen is black. You seem to be in the back of the pickup truck as your screen is shaking slightly and you can't move. The truck stops and you hear laughter. They seem to be having a good time. As if your life is some kind of a joke, a game if you will to these psychopaths. You're removed from the truck and taken into a building where your burlap sack is removed. You're horrified. There are 5 other people there tied up. It appears one gave up on life and just logged out. He was handcuffed, dead, and had no signs of bullet wounds. "What the shit is going on here? What are you going to do with me?" One of them hits you with a bat and laughs a little. "Don't kill him we need them alive." "What?" One by one you see the survivors taken from the house to the truck and placed in the back. They come for you last and place the burlap sack back on your head and take you away. Your sack is removed again somewhere in the woods. Two fully equipped gentleman stand near you and you can see another off in the distance. You only assume they have this area locked down. Another vehicle begins to approach in front of you and now you're getting very nervous. I'm just going to log out, you think to your self, something very weird is going on here. The truck approaches and stop in front of you. It takes a couple of minutes for them to exit the vehicle but when they do it's a very fast transaction. The two gentleman you were worth are staring at the ground in front of them picking up what appears to be magazines and you are then shoved into the hands of these two strangers. You all of the sudden wish you could do nothing more than get back into that red pickup. TL;DR....When there are vehicles in this game I want to kidnap people and trade them for weapons.
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    DayZ and the Slave Trade

    Lol, that too! Mostly what I want to do is capture more then one person at a time. Bring them together and then do something fun. Put them in the street and snipe them all from afar?
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    So I feel kinda bad now....

    lol shut up
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    KOS, because you play too much Simcity

    If your main goal of this game is to "help bambis...protect themselves" what are you protecting them from if there are no KoS bandits, and everyone else lives in your idea of some-kind-of-a happy-go-lucky Chernarus society? Also, if you haven't noticed, the main survival aspect in a zombie survival game, the zombies, hasn't even been implemented yet. With how early this is in the development the zombies just aren't there. You see maybe 2 or 3 in a city if you're lucky. Once the devs get rolling with more optimization and zombie spawning, larger numbers, hordes, etc.a lot of KoS will stop as people will need to rely on other's to team up and take down loot spawns that are overrun by zombies.
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    laggggg

    Anyone else getting un-playable lag? Takes forever for me to spawn in and when I do I hear zombies screaming and people loading their weapons...neither is actually happening near me. If i stand still everything is normal and there appears to be no lag. As soon as I start to move my game freezes and i'm at like 1 frame every 5 seconds. Tried on multiple servers, same results.
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    laggggg

    I've had that before too. This is the first time it's been completely unplayable for me though :( going to try uninstalling/reinstalling i guess
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    laggggg

    I could play fine before (for approx 95 hours according to steam). Now I can't, and I don't think the computer elves (they're not real) came in and swapped out my graphics card. I've tried on multiple servers that are full and would only assume if there was a problem with the server's connection no one would be playing on it. And finally, you see, multiplayer gaming can be a little bit more complex than a "messed up" internet connection when there is a problem like this.
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    laggggg

    lol yes. my internet connection slowed and my computer degraded over night. use your critical thinking skills to understand this isnt the answer.
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    laggggg

    so is this known? I was playing yesterday with no problems :(
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    Why DayZ is no survival game

    The biggest problem isn't that people make stupid posts like this. The problem is that the first 3 pages of this thread consist of "this is alpha, get over it noob."
  16. Don't be fooled. Just because the OP types a lot of words doesn't mean he's not trolling you. Either that or he also believes Barack Obama listens to all his phone calls.
  17. Everything said here is null and void until zombies are added. Don't fret about where people should/shouldn't be going when the actual survival aspect of the game hasn't been implemented
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    Killed by a glitch or a player?

    Have you ever seen the exit wound from a mosin?
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    Killed by a glitch or a player?

    Don't use logic against them. They will just hurt themselves
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    When is daytime?

    Anyone know when the sun sets and rises in chernarus? With the new server time function I want to jump on a server that's like 30 mins before sunrise.
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    When is daytime?

    Nice! thank you, so if i get on a server at about 5:30 i can probably see what i want.
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    When is daytime?

    This forum/community blows. Stop trolling. I'm clearly trying to see the sunrise/sunset. And to make constructive criticism on things like how long the days are vs how long the nights are. Any visual bugs from going between night and day, etc. The servers are set to a time so there should be a specific time the sun rises and sets. Joined a server that was 18:00 (6 P.M.) and it was pitch black.
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    When is daytime?

    go away please. anyone actually know?
  24. it's probably a good idea.
  25. also, this has inspired me to play living in the sunlight and blast people on the coast.
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