Cpt. Spaulding

I have yet to play any Day Z installment before downloading the SA this morning. However i HAVE played some War Z. So i was a bit curious. - Spawn in. Beautiful sea and shore. "Oooh, i can see my own feet. Kewl. Now, where's my inventory? Can i see behind me? God im so lost..." - Guy comes running at me from a hangar. He looks like my clone. And quite mad. Bumps into me. Stands eyeballing me and tries to bump me some more. - Guy brings up clenched fists. Looks up at me and advances. - I panic. Mash my keyboard and manage to bring my own set of fists up. "Come at be bro!" - Wild flailing ensues. Up becomes down and left becomes behind me. Confusion. - I manage to win, in a way. - Guy stands there. Head down. Blood pumping like a little garden fountain from his head. - Steal all his stuff. I now have TWO flashlight batteries! I'm almost RICH! - Hit him one more time in the head where he stands and turn to be on my way. Two houses away i bleed out and end up unconscious.