Really Old Man

Nice people are a rare and beautiful creature. I've heard rumors that nice people don't attack you on sight. Some even try to have conversations with you, while others wave at you while walking down a coastal road. However, nice people populations are threatened by an invasive species known as Kill On Sighters. These "KOSers" are a dangerous species of players that have moved into the Nice player's territory. KOSers will not hesitate to kill you and t-bag your corpse Nice player's numbers are declining. If we don't stop it, DayZ will be all but void of Nice players. You can help stop this by donating one can of beans. This can of beans will show your love for nice players and tell the KOSers that you're fed up with them. Please, act now before it's too late

I miss the days when Berezino was a quiet little town in the North

XD That sounds like an awesome way to escape a group of bandits.

Yea don't listen to that nub. What settings do you normal run?

Use your aggressive feelings boy. Let the hate flow through you.

1. Tasers 2. Chloroform 3. High heels does sound fun 4. Custom made Burlap Masks 5. Boats

Along with these locked containers (which is an awesome idea and reminds me of Fallout 3), another way to prevent these quick gear ups would be to truly randomize the spawns. I think that having player spawns completely randomized around the map would make gearing up slightly less harder to do. Instead of having all the spawns focused on the east or south coasts, have them focused all over the map.

Those questions are pretty easy. I haven't held anyone up yet, but if I do, I'll take what I need from them and ask them three questions: 1. What is your name? 2. What is your quest? 3. What is the airspeed velocity of a swallow?

Good god, this game is turning us into fashion critics o-o

clanaod.net Navigate to the DayZ section. Great bunch of guys and a really big clan that's not just for DayZ.

Zombies must have 100 Repair

FALSE! It would actually lower it.

Valuable lessons can be learned from this:

*Nuclear launch initiated*

Don't worry my child, Cthulhu forgives you.

You're breaking the rules!!! Now we know where you are!

While it would be funny to see Brad assassinated, I think anyone wanting to hunt Bounties should find the KOSers and hunt them instead. And with a forum section for Bounty Hunting, It'll make the game a whole lot cooler. That dude you killed earlier might come back around and post a bounty on you. However, for any sort of basic Bounty system to work, there would need to be a way to limit name changes. My idea for that would be to keep one ne and one name only for a character. That way, in order to change it, you'd have to die. Now I shall get into some more sadistic aspects of this bounty hunting. The person who puts out the hit can make special requests, like have the hunter video tape the victim being tortured while handcuffed so they can relish their suffering. FYI, this is the longest post I've ever made here *confetti rains down from the ceiling along with the sound of noise makers*

Psychopath Simulator 2014

Yes, yes it does.

Don't go telling people all the secrets of the North! We want all those psychopathic bandits and bambis to stay down south.

I miss when the NEAF was nice and safe from most of the snipers.

The new two handed animation for the axe looks a bit weird but it's deadly accurate, tried it on a zombie. The bad thing with the axe wielding is a bug where it gives you insane speed when sprinting. If you think punches up running was fast, go check out axe raised wielding. New lighting with gas lamp working nice. Oh man, that lighting is awesome!

Oh okay, that kinda puts my mind at ease.

Oh god. Not the heart attacks.

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