death by sea

[death by sea]

To the dude that gave the translate link very funny , i cant spell to welL and never used a fourm b 4   thanx 4 the piss take have a geat day  , i am sure you understood the message why not try  saying  sum ting  constructive.

Thanks to the rest of you  for  suggestions I am sure i will work through it .

Be easy on him guys. He might have dyslexia.

[Impossible to be "Friendly" in this game. Resorted to Banditry.]

[║NEW║ DayẔ Standalone Update (19/02/2014) Information Video]

Eat all now is my only problem with this update.

[What happened here?]

Grid coordinates?

[Do i look like a bandit.]

Wear a mask. U'll be a bandit

[Post Your Gear So Far]

CAMOUFLAGE IS OVERRATED

 

 

 

 

 

[Scorched Earth playstyle]

Then the server restarts.

[Things that should be done in the future regarding paper.]

I am actually campaigning for a more broader use of paper and books. If you take a look on my signature you will see what I mean.

Funny suggestion: craft paper into paper airplane! :D

[Heart is pounding - a sniper attack....]

I wish you had an "enemy at the gates" moment and counter sniped the shooter. He should have finished the job. I hope you run into him again and return the favor, and fill him up with lead.

[I am a complete coward in this game]

It's normal to feel scared. Even RL soldiers do. You will eventually get over it but that requires playing solo and risk being shot.

[dean is streaming dayz on twitch]

He just got killed.

 

I suspect he is being stream sniped.

 

Also, Rocket did something very wrong tactically. Exposing himself in the open. He got cheesed then the killer said he can now get back to work fixing the game lol.

[Stop and Listen or DIE!]

So the old man was simply saying be friendly to everyone and don't fight one on one against eighteen men. An oh, clean up your mess.

[Is this glitching?]

If it's broken, and you can fit threw it, i'm pretty sure it's not a glitch =)

I guess you are right. I suddenly remember during one of the developer videos from rocket before alpha was released, one of his companions did a little parkour like this and got in through a window.

[Is this glitching?]

I realized I can jump through a broken window in a hospital. That way I don't have to be too exposed like the usual going in through the lobby.

I hope it is not. A little parkour can make this game even better.

[The CCSD (Chernarian Creepy Stuff Department) Needs investigators for the Radio transmission mystery.]

Damn why won't we just ask Rocket and be done with this?!

[DayZ Standalone: COMPLETE list of all the books in the game and screenshots of their cover!]

Nice, hav beans for the effort, but i always wondered, are there any other uses for books? Can you use them to craft something?

 

I always end up ignoring them completely because they take up way too many backpack slots. :(

I am petitioning to Rocket to make them useful! See my signature below!

[Lets Talk About Item Repairing]

they should make it like some other games have, repairing an item restore it to full condition, but actually lower it's maximum condition. So after a while it simply can't be repaired anymore.

 

This is the best idea! 

[Breaking Arms or Hands]

I will like to see the broken hands still able to aim your gun but shaking like in the dayzmod.

[meet Alex - funniest dayz video i've seen yet..]

AHA HAHAHAHAAAA!

 

[Where to kill yourself?]

Can't find an edge to jump off to? Find a well and drink yourself like a hog until you are so stuffed and vomit. You will become dangerously hungry instantly. Wait and watch as the color in your eyes fade....

[I can't wait until KOS is finally done with.]

[DayZ ReAnimated Series - Episode 1 "Elektro Disco"]

I love it!

[My first experience with another player... (story!)]

Are you a girl? If you are, maybe that's the reason why the guys are kind with you lol!

[#Bug 2 in Elecktro]

This happened to me and I added it to the bug tracker

[The Irony of Medecine (story)]

Oh and french is my native tongue. I learned english in school in living in an english environment since 2001

Well, that's impressive. I thought you were Canadian since the story revolves around the Canadian armed forces!