tanel66

You're a douchebag.

This is truly awesome, props to OP!

Basically anything can spawn in a deer stand.

This is the funniest story i've read so far, i hope this is true too :D

I saw a guy fighting off some zombies, and I decided to help him out, so I took out my crappy makarov and aimed for the head on the zombies. Sadly, the lone survivor ran into my gun and I accidentally shot him in the head. Whoever that was, im very, very sorry.

Hey, my IG name is "Homie" I usually play on the UK servers, and I am one stealthy ass ninja. I'm mostly friendly, and say so in the chat too, but if you get too close to me, you leave me no choice but to kill :c

Ability to use flares to cook would be just great, someone should put that in the suggestions thread.

Hell, I'd love to get some matches, I already have a hatched and a hunting knife, but it seems like tinderboxes are rare as hell...

Logging in just to find 3 bandits outside the house i spawned in.

Hello everyone! So as you could tell by the title, I kinda got myself in a pickle. So today, I just logged in to DayZ, hoping to do some awesome surviving, and apparently, i picked a bad spot to log out, i logged in with 5k blood left, i quickly noticed and bandaged myself. Once i bandaged, i had 4K left, and after eating a bit, i now have 5K. I'm actually really afraid of dying now, because I got an alice pack, a remington, and an AKM. Beans only give 200 blood, and I can't use blood bags on myself (I don't have any, either.). I don't have a tinderbox which i could use to make a fire, and cook some meat, so i really don't know what to do. A little help please?

Bootcamp really explains it all, so not really necessary.

This, is actually a really good idea. Needing a vehicle to get to a new region? FUCKING GENIUS PS: This is not sarcasm, i really think this is an AMAZING idea