deceitfulburger

Without these people spending money for these servers there wouldn't be a DayZ you fucktwat. You're retarded. These people spend money so your sorry ass can play. The least you could do is show em some respect.

GUISE GUISE. Don't bash this guy, maybe he has a flashlight fetish!

Trucking through Elektro. Me with an axe, buddy with a winchester. See someone in the big department store. Run up to axe him where some ammo is. He didn't like my question.Shot me. I axed him why he shot me. He shot me some more. I kept axing and axing. But he wouldn't tell me. So I got angry. So I yelled, TAKE IT TAKE IT IN THE ASS YOU BASTARD. He dies. Bandit kill goes up by one. I bleed out. Friend has been sitting on the hospital laughing his ass off. I respawn. Find another axe. My quest to find the axeswer to my eternal question has only begun.

Go on a low pop server. Send me a message and ill come to you if you have beta 95417. Ill come with an epi-pen. Where are you ingame?

Just wait for it to go away.

RLY.

So I was playing and came across a hacked vehicle. (I made a cheat report thread). Am I allowed to keep it?

I'm not on my computer icomrade, but when I am. YOU HAVE MY BEANZ

This story begins as me, loaded out with an AKM 3 mags, M1911 ya know, the basics. When suddenly I spot something black and shiny. Could it be? YES! A car. Although it was hacked, I asked around and apparently I was free to drive it around for shits and giggles, because it would despawn with the next server restart. So anyways, after trucking about doing whatever, I started to get bored. So I drove along the coast waiting for some lucky survivor to give a ride to. Then I see him. being chased by some zombies. Driving past and yelling "want a ride?" I finally got his attention. He hopped in, and we took off for the NW airfield. Now, this car had some things in the back, nothing really of note, except a double barrel crossbow, some ammo for those, and some more basic stuff. Stooping near Nadezdhino I let him hop out and grab the shotgun. Then we went on our merry way. Finally arriving at the airstrip, I dropped him off near the firehouse, and watched him. Sure enough he started to turn in my direction. So I hit left shit and peeled out and his shotgun shot hit the ground behind me. Being a devious bastard, I drove around and collected some zombies that weren't already aggro from his shot and drove by him again. Leaving him with a giant train of zombies. Then I drove about 100 meters away and shot his legs out. Watched the zombies eat him. Drove over the zombies that ate him after he died. Looted his body. Then peeled out. Ended up flipping the car because I turned and drove over a hill going about 110 km/h. Hopped out, ran in the forest. And logged out. Satisfied after a funny turn of events.

*Gulp* Nawwww.

Bumpedy Bump.

Holy shit. GOOD THING I HAVE NOKIA GRENADES!

They must be made out of Nokias then

Chooses Chuck Norris.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA. "I have to axe you this question." pfft BAHAHAHAHA.

So, um, yeaaaah. 14 years old. Not annoying. Not a newb. Microphone and stuff. Yeah.

O RLY?

Them the shit. Lmao.

It's still funny to own them once they try to screw you over.

Yeah.

FYI, I did make a cheat report topic on finding the car.

You have my beanz good sir.

Cause I want to drive it around #derpherp

I'm pretty sure the server is US 1520. What should I do with it. There's like nothing inside. Can I keep it?

Can ?I drive it around?