deceitfulburger

Hahaha! That's excellent, If only you had recorded it!

Wow. Probably why teamspeak etc is essential. I like how he didn't even verify you, XD. Nice.

Ouch, natural exploits FTW.

Reminds me of a Limp Bizkit song, keep rollin' rollin' rollin'

... I-no. There's nothing I can say to that.

Wow, I don't even...

Wow, my story has been rendered irrelevant.

DayZ 1.7.2.6 Beta 98220 Come join us. Currently there are only 2 people that play. We like to mess around. Post here and I'll send you details.

Yeah. I added you on skype.

You must have mumble. And DayZ 1.7.2.6, with beta 98220. We probably only want 6-7 people for this. Must be over 16. Just post here if you're interested. The owner and I won't be on all the time, but you're free to play even when we're gone. We mostly just like to screw around.

Like I care, why comment if you are not interested? Like I said. We just screw around and hunt each other. No server has 100% uptime. I meant we won't be on all the time. And we will accept more people.

I have the same Processor, get the 660 Ti. That's what I've been looking at.

A torch is a flashlight. (a quick google would have told you that) But I think it depends on how fast your computer is. WhenI play on my shitty laptop, flashlights don't work. But on my gaming desktop, I've never had a problem.

Stop downloading porn ^_^. Nah, but sometimes it happens to me. Not very often mind you (maybe twice a month) but just wait a day or so, your internet might be crappin out..

I FUCKING LOVE YOUR MANIACAL LAUGH.

SOOOO close. Damn, that woulda been so funny if you had had bullets and owned them.

It dissapears to better camouflage yourself. It's a feature in ARMA.

Chased a guy around some random town playing The Baddest by Krispy Kreme. Got us a huge train of zombies then was kicked by BattlEye for high ping. I HAVE NO REGRETS.

No but srsly. Cooked meat is da bomb.

Get hax Use hax Infinite beanz ???? Banned.

http://www.just-another-group.com/ Go here and sign up. The clan is currently recruiting. You should be admitted within a couple hours.

Helecopter crash sites are different for every server. They're randomly generated. And each time the server restarts they get respawned somewhere else. And choppers only spawn on Skalitsky Island.

Looks fine to me. I run the same CPU Phenom 2 X4 965 black edition 3.4 ghz but my gfx is just a GTX 460. I play on max settings 50+ fps.

I'm not saying it is bought. And your response was well written. I'm just saying. These people pay $150 Canadian dollars for people to play for free, and as soon as an admin bans someone its "admin abuse". Or "HAI U CANT BAN ME SEZ IN POST DAT U CANT BAN HURR HURR". I'm just saying these people that host servers with hard earned money should be shown a little more respect. It's pretty sad when admins have to resort to their own devices to catch and ban hackers because the cheat detector isn't the greatest.