MAD Frank

my son that has gotta be the biggest pile of bollocks ever spouted on these forums, read it again pal, and 'ave a proper fink abaht wot you jus said. 4-5 year old system, phenom II, radeon(LOL)6850, 1080 p, MAX SETTINGS, up to 70 FPS lowest 30 - 35 in fuckin cherno. XD Geezer you made me piss meself larfin' but i gotta call bullshit, fuck me you ain't half gotta sense a humour sunshine, i'm cryin here lol AMD + radeon(LOL) = console

nice one shrub you done good son, a real man don never run from a fight an you got revenge fer donnie by doin the first mug in the house.

playin sumink else

a snow zone???? a fuckin snow zone? you mug

listen pal, i don know wot a bandit in this game is but i know wot he aint, an thats a soft headed, needy, friendship seeking loser. A bandit ain't nobodys mug.

'Friendly don't shoot!!!' 'Bang lol'

dont get all lairy wiv me son, i was only sayin its a good way to save yer legs if yer hide in a tree close to a big city and wait you CAN meet some mugs sometimes. i never said every payer in the woods is a mug so dont have a pop at me just cos you keep getting yer head blown off

right, listen i aint no mug, i know this is a zombie shooter with survival an all that I GET IT SON, but cam on wheres all the food gone? me an my mate was searching every town on the map every house every shop every fu^^in apartment and we founf nothin to eat oh yeah, you might find 2 apples ina orchard whats got 60 apple trees or one berry for every 20 bushes, sure you might be able to scrounge a 25% full tin of sardines from some mug what tried to shoot yer then had a cjhange oh heart WHOOPIE DOOOOOOO!!!! look... felllas... stop making this game into a hunt the fu**in dinner game, all we ant to do is run about pop off a few shots have a bit of aggro with the locals a bit of a dust up no hard feelins nothin personal ITS JUST A SODDIN GAMEM but no, not anymore, now its 'come on lets check them apartment over there again, we might of missed a courgette' i aaint no quitter son, i never walked away from nothing in my life but i gotta tell yer this game is muggin me right off.

i like this part of the map an all, what makes me laugh is how many geezers just seem to think they is safe in the woods and away from the towns, if you find a nice spot out a sight and keep yer eyes peeled sooner or later some mug is gonna saunter past yer without a care in the world like, couple of shots later yer upgrading yer gear and off to find another little hidey hole an do it all over again like..I dont stay out of the towns mind, i just know that in this area whats between a few busy places there is always gonna be a few mugs with there guard down and there eye off the ball, patience and a good aim can save yer legs a lot of walking is all i'm saying

Yes. The direction of standalone, the general lack of progress and the many bizarre decisions all point to one simple fact, when it comes to developing a game Rocket has no clue.

look I'm all fer this early access pre alpha business it works sweet for some games but cam on Devs pull yer fingers out and get a bleedin move on, the map looks great LEAVE THE MAP FORHGET NEW TOWNS AND SHINY LAMP POSTS stop adding CLOTHES WILL YER and start work on the Broken unplayable broken engine. Every time I get an update me heart sinks when I read through the nonsense patch notes, always plenty of new items and additions to crafting etc but never ever ever any real progress with zombies or loot spawns or ballistics or FPS issues or LAG or player movement EVERYTHING IS GETTING WORSE NOT BETTER. LOOK, CAM ON FELLAS, a jokes a joke, I'm all fer a giggle and a laugh but this is getting embarrassing , we are getting close to Q3 on rockets wacky road map and we are miles away from a truly playable game, LIKE I SAID LEAVE THE MAP ALONE SON STOP WITH THE MAP WE DONT NEED NO MORE FU£$IN TOWNS SON we need smooth fps and no lag and HOTKEYS THAT WORK THAT DONT REQUIRE 20 STRIKES ON THE KEYBOARD TO REGISTER. SORT THEM PRIORITES OUT, you hired a load of artists when you should of hired a load of serious coders you are talking aboit PS4 but the PC version is looking absolute (excuse me French) SHITE

listen me old china I don't know what your game is son but we'd all appreciate it if you'd go and play somewhere else. you cant type in no accent cos an accent is what you sound like when you talk, it aint a thing what you see in words like in books an that so do me a favour sunshine and do one

right, lets get this fuckin straight standalone is out but we cant buy it unless you know some mugs called musty we might be able to buy one soon but then again we might not dependin on bugs what aint bugs but they still need to be checked when it comes out its gonna be with no motors or helicopters and dogs were bullshit what aint gonna happen so, what is going on, who's in charge and when can I get me hands on standalone? blimey it's like trying to get information out of a bloody call centre in india

listen right i'm running down to elektro on me jack like when this zombie goes all chuck Norris and knocks me out with one jammy punch now, I know this game has its problems, god knows if theres a bug in this game Ive fuckin died from it but this is taking the piss because I was 10 foot away from this zombie and i run past it way before the attack animation happened but it fucking knocked me out anyway sort of like the game decided I was going to get hit whether I dodge the zombie or not and I did dodge it but I got hit anyway wtf???? so that was one now get this the other one was going round baloti airport looking for a gun right, everything was going great and I went up this watch tower to check for weapons and that then me leg broke I didn't even fall off the watchtower thing, just went prone in the box at the top of the ladder like a right mug and the worser thing is there weren't no gun or nothing there anyway so basically I've died cos I used me last bandage up in the hangar so ONCE AGAIN this game has mugged me off every time I play I die from bugs so me an my mates call it BugZ now like a joke but we aint laughing son

nothing works right I got killed by the blood not working right I never even seen the map mate