My favorite bandit moment was probably getting killed just northwest of Polano by a group of four dudes in vanilla dayz who were repairing a bus up there. They caught me with my pants down in the open and so I was pretty much a dead man walking and they taunted me in voice chat about what a baddie I was. Anyways, I respawned and did the long trek up northeast back to Polano with an akm I found in a deer stand and I watched the squad farting around by the bus for a good 20 minutes. Needless to say they scattered up with two heading east to Berezino, one staying at the bus, and one riding a bike southeast of Polano to the factory. I followed the one who rode the bike to the factory and camped at where he hid the bike. I waited until he returned to the bike, killed him, and then rode the bike as quickly as I could back to the bus where I jumped out and shot the lookout guy in the head. Apparently they weren't in voice chat since he thought I was his friend. Then I found a frag grenade on that guy's body and so I did what any rational human being would do and fragged the bus that they spent a good few hours repairing and stockpiling a lot of their good items into. I then road off into the sunset before the other two guys could get wind of what happened.