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I find the narrowminded logic of the cod player allbusiness fantastic... "he has no gear, must be a noob" Funny cuz.. you have guys who has prob twice ur game time, and 3 times ur lifespan also dies to bugs, then get's back into the game.. And you kill them, calling them a noob.. When infact, if they had the same equipment as you had, in a fair firefight they would rip ur head off and feed it to a goat.. But hey, if you wanna be ignorant and call them noobs, go right ahead..

@ATR there's usually people on arround the clock.. So finding someone to play with is easy.. However this recruitment post is abit outdated, so wait for an update on it. If you don't get a response from Jim, he is prob playing diablo 3 :P

I fear nothing, because i am GOD!.. jokes aside.. Im a pure bandit, through on through, i don't open up at try to use 10dmr rounds to kill a person, simply because i can calculate the exact distance to the guy im shooting so i'd rather wait for that one clear shot.. The number one thing i fear is server lagg and crash.. If those werent a problem, then i would have something else to fear, but atm.. that is the main issue for any bandit that actually tries to survive, rather than hunt helpless people in cherno/elektro..

Sad to see the lack of creativity by the people on the forum. -Oh well, was worth a shot, it's better to have a spot where they tell people about the most evil way they used to kill someone.. "I shoot them in the back for beans" It has creativity written all over it.. And now since the beanwar is impossible, that post wont get many of those simply pointless replies anymore but still.. I will keep updateing my list of ways to toy with people :p

Jokkl, second post you drop in, simply to act like a keyboard warrior! You sense of concern for everyone is astaunding, you are really sucha helpfull guy, trying to help everyone who is "abit behind". How very nice of you...

Jokkl, he was part of the FOXHOUND program, but enrolled with U.B.C.S after clearing out after the incident with Shadow Moses..

Sounds like duping to me, not that i care... I hunt overconfident "good sniper teams" solo. Over confidence will kill you, not that you think you are good. I hope you are, i truly do. That way it wont feel so easy while i stalk you.. Kind Regards, Your friendly neighbourhood 7.62

So many unoriginal ways to kill people here, have some creativity atleast :p For those that do, there is a post up on the forum where you can post ideas, or creative ways of killing survivors, we could try and put them all in one spot! =) would make for a fun archive

This was on a night server. Last Night.. It's pitch black outside, and raining when 3 navy seal sniper's come over a PBX that looks stranded by the shore north east of Berenzino and the lumbermill. One of the guys check's if it's working, and to our great joy, it is in nearly perfect shape. We refueled it and then headed out to pick up a seal infiltrating Elektro. Minutes later after picking up the Seal we had at elektro we then continued to our next objective. The island in the middle of the ocean.. It looks deserted, but one can never be sure, so we park the boat abit from sure and get in, apparently unseen.. We neak up through the woods, crouching.. trying to not make a sound to alert whoever could be camping there.. Place look's deserted, it's nearly to quiet here we thought, so we sent a spotter up in the radio tower to spot for us while we covered him.. The island seems empty, so we get back to the boat, after killing a cow, and roasting it to get some long needed food in our stomach we were ready to set our next objective.. Problem was that, at this time we didn't have a clear objective, as one of our seals found it interresting to disconnect in a moving boat.. So we waited for him to come back, wondering if he would spawn in the middle of the sea. Minutes later. . . Phoenix is back.. We can continue, when we suddenly hear over our teamchat that he spotted movement along the shore.. We slow down the boat and turn our vision to shore.. We saw a light moving up and down.. Someone was running with a flashlight, and we got a good idea.. Let's check him out, so we all head to shore, then plotted the direction he was running and then we crawled into ambush positions... "FREEZE BOY, TURN OF THAT FUCKING FLASHLIGHT RIGHT NOW!" "MOVE A MUSCLE AND DIE!" We proceed to check his backpack, sadly he is butt naked basically.. Freshmeat we reconed.. We didn't wanna kill him, we aren't that heartless.. So we told him to turn on the flashlight, and then he saw the decked out seals infront of him.. We told him to follow us, and then we brought him to the boat.. We got him to jump in and then we ended up bringing him out to the abandoned island.. Where we dropped him off, to fend for himself.. "he thanked us for the trip, but as he couldn't see where he got left off, since you need NVG's to see where you are moving durign night, while in vehicles, he simply wrote.. "Thanks!" We responded with a certain "Anytime mate!" "Enjoy your stay!" Inwhich i think he figured something was wrong, as we drive away we are laughing so hard we are crying on mumble.. Fantastic moment in DayZ, and one of the funniest event's i've been a part of. Big kudos to whoever we jacked, the fact that you didn't disconnect makes you a legend with our gang.. We will always remember you.. Your name started with T and was short, and this was on Norway 1/De54 don't remember which oen it was.. Not that bad of a story all in all but :p It was bloody hillarious

no problems mate!

I know the feeling, but i tend to ignore easy targets, i like the thrilling feeling of hitting something that has a fighting chance! ;p

I lack the nerve to travel alone, i become so paranoid when i do it! I see people everywhere, and hear zombies behind me when i don't look arround for 20seconds... scares the shit out of me! might be cuz i roll on night servers tho..

Well! Firestation doors can be shot through if ur close enough with an ak, or further away with a sniper.. It all depends on the distance though! You can also shoot through walls with M107 & AS50.. Depending on the thickness of the walls.. Supermarket windows can also be penetrated, even with pistols!

Im gonna keep updateing this post with new ideas that i get, currently im gonna work on a trap revolving arroudna fully repaired car in a desolate spawning place! Just for the thrill of hunting a moving object, knowing you can either loose ALOT of time repairing the car and stockeing it with supplies, or walking away with another murder on you tab. Maybe it's harsh to do, sure.. I could see it that way, but.. This is the reality we live in, it's an outbreak, people are dieing left and right, and im sure, one of these days.. I..Will..Fall.. So im just doing what any many would do.. Living my life, before a hungry pale creature takes it away from me, or a fellow bandit finds me in his crosshairs! -Z

le sigh! codplayers! xD jk

The gloomy tale about you and you militia storming Stary sobor sounds familiar.. It migt have been us that you met there, if it was sniper fire comming from north of the hill, we were in the process of looting the military camp there, but it was dead empty, thats when my mate spotted someone in the streets, three people crouching up the streets. that's when i dropped the one in the middle with my trusty M24.. Might not have been you however. This was on one of the chicago servers i believe. If it were you guys, then well.. Supplies were scarce, and we needed food and water badly. Specially since the supermarket was cleaned out. Sorry incase it was us!

"Umbrella Corperation thanks you for your continued support. " Umbrella Corporation <- typo mate ;)

Just formatted it! Please come with ideas' date=' incase you want me to reformat the archive! [hr'] We need more stories fellas, i know you are all a bunch of respectable creative lads and lasses, so do share your ideas with us! And you will be credited in return! Looking forward to seeing more ideas! -Z

@Grizzly, do you mind if i move that up in my post with you? Obviously with your name in it! Hillarious idea tho :D *Edit Please add a title to your story mate! #ninjaedit haha, and you did as i was writing!

I find it hillarious that people are crying about zombies actually beeing a freaking threat now :D I will feed on your tears, and have no regrets of doing so! All you are to me, is canon fodder and target practice! I cleared out both supermarkets in Berezino, including the big apartment complexes there.. I pulled zombies left and right, but i simply went indoor, and took em down.. Nearly died to a player after killing them, but hey, it puts much needed tension to the game, as now the zombies are equally scare as any survivor mid town with a winny.. So please, just continue crying! You are to few to get people to revert back to the old mod. Don't like it? Fantastic, then leave the game and let the people who enjoy it, continue to do so. Don't force rocket to dumb it down so imbeciles can run through cherno/elektro without pulling a single zombie, and then getting geared, just to go on the shore and kill new spawned folks for bandages! All in all, grow some balls and learn how to freaking adapt! -Z

Funny that the survivors HQ doesn't have a post, where they state the ways they got killed by bandits, would be a blast compareing the two :D

@shredergenetix That is blood hillarious... Never log out close to the airfield.. It's just beeing reckless, so you pretty much deserved that clip you got :p

It's pretty easy to know if it's an experienced bandit.. Or a clueless survivor.. It's all in the movement, nothing else.. But then again, you won't spot me unless you got eagleyes, and are able to predict my movement :p So far i've lost countless people up in the mountain by just out sneaking them.. I guess guillie helps abit with that!