TheRedScare

A truly dedicated bandit. Sacrificing a helicopter just to blow up someone else.

Someone else (a friend possibly?) has your CD key and is online on that server.

Why are there so many military vehicles on that server? It seems like you are playing Arma instead of DayZ....

Perhaps 1 or two small broken down private helicopters could be in the map.

For anyone confused by the above statement.

I logged into my favourite server, it was roughly 3AM, I looked around the big shed next to Stary's military camp were I spawned back into just in case I could help another player by donating some bullets into the deposit box he calls a head! All clear. "This is too quiet for 30 players online" I thought to myself as I cracked open a can of Guinness. I positioned myself so I could get a nice clear view of the camp whilst still being concealed, checked to make sure my PKP was loaded and leant back in my chair. 20 minutes and 8 pints of Guinness later and I began to hear a low rumbling noise, "Definitely a car" I said to myself. I scanned the roads coming into Stary until I saw it. An armoured SUV. "Fuck" I thought, "This is going to be tricky". One part of me wanted to just spray the car till it blew but at the same time the opportunity to snag an armoured SUV was within my partially inebriated grasp. I decided to wait and see if the driver was going to stop and get out to loot the tents, slowly but surely the car rolled to a stop outside the medical tent. I saw the driver in through the windscreen, I took aim at his head and prepared to fire when I realised it wasn't just him in the car, "Crap!" this is going to be tricky, I now had to take out the driver and also mow down his friend before he drove off with the precious! I decided to take the less elegant approach, I could tell his friend was in the middle of looting a medical box which would give me enough time to shoot the driver then him. I fired the first shot and it hit the driver right between his eyes, my heart began going crazy as the thought of owning an armoured SUV was driving me insane, I quickly moved my sights to the medical tent and began spraying like mad to cause it to collapse, finally it fell giving me a clear shot at the poor guy who had no clue as to what was going on. One well placed bullet later and he fell. Giving me full access to the car, I proudly swaggered over to my new prize and hopped in and started up the engine and drove off....into a tree which caused the car to explode because it's hull was nearly destroyed and tree's are the ultimate force of evil in DayZ.

And then crashing it and killing yourself!

Don't download any programs from youtube or similar sites offering hacks or FPS boosters etc. Ensure your server had anti-hacks installed. Never give out details/passwords/keys.

I don't actively seek survivors, I wait at high risk areas, and often stalk them back to their camp. Its much more profitable than KoS'ing right away. Although certain situations call for it.

Not understanding the joke are we?

Don't forget being able to buy beans with micro payments!

Rocket just posted a picture of a tasty treat. OBVIOUS FORESHADOWING OF THE TASTY TREAT WE CALL A STANDALONE BEING RELEASED SOON! Anyway, nice work on the mod and the standalone mate! I am currently studying games development and I hope to someday bring Ireland glory in the games development market!

I finally made it back to my camping spot earlier today. I was getting settled in for a long stay when suddenly some guy misjudged his landing abilities whilst flying a little bird and crashed into the warehouse blowing it up with me in it.

Nice! That first shot was beautiful!

They aren't actually zombies they are infected. Anyway since neither infected nor zombies exist in real life people can make them whatever they want to.

What exactly is happening? Cause your post is too vague at the moment.

*Ok. [email protected] Enjoy.

*Your *[email protected] *Thanks mate, give me your full e-mail address please.

What are you talking about? It is what keeps DayZ alive, without bandits it would be boring. No challenge, no worries.

Thesis : CAMPER ON SNIPER HILL AT BALOTA Thesis has died.

Right go to the settings in DayZ Commander. Make sure @DayZ is not in the additional launch parameters. And go down to the DayZ Directory and make sure its for @DayZero or whatever your day zero folder is called.

How do you launch DayZ?

You are starting DayZ with @DayZ. The server you are joining doesn't like that so you need to ensure your start-up parameters do not include @DayZ

Badass bandits do not kill guys then kill their friend who could have shot you but didn't to see if he could reason. A good bandit would have stalked them until they led him to a base or camp and held them up, got them to drop their gear and start walking.