SomebodyEpic

I fucking disagree.*

small penis

How dare you even consider buying an "Xbox One".

Rumor has it that if you increase the size of the pixels making up the letter "i" in Rocket's reddit name by 69x you can clearly see the secretly embeded release date in binary code.

i herd this game copyd infestation survire storys

How long have we been saying that? Everyday, the next day will be the day... making the same conclusion over and over and expecting a different result. Insanity.It's been confirmed, DayZ is never coming out. It was all a social experiment crafted by the devil "Dean Hall". Driving us slowly into insanity. insanity

http://i.imgur.com/0BHHo3c.png I guess we will know that it is time when servers start popping up everywhere.

Shots have been fired.

It would be so funny if he was referring to Project Zomboid early access coming out tomorrow...

Dean Hall, master of foreplay.

I had a dream that Rocket sent me an alpha key, then I spent the rest of the dream trying to figure out how to use it... lol

http://dayzmod.com/forum/index.php?/topic/666-dayz-nut-up-mode-challenge-yourself-son/

nauseapls no

Omg he referenced hacking. mods ban pls

Oh so joyous are the tears of entitlement.