THEOTHERJESTER

HAHAHAHA same thing happened to me. Its a script some guy was just messing with you. Its funny as hell when it happens.

There I was joining a simple DayZ server to behold this strange phenomena upon arriving. I apologize for the low quality I had to take the video with my phone because of the spontaneous arrival of this bizarre sight.If someone can tell me what the hell is going on here I'd love to know.

Yes a guy did show up on an ATV and started saying stuff. I couldn't hear him over the music so I left fearing that I'd be killed while dancing.

Yea lol, I broke my desktop and have to get new parts for it.

BANDIT MURDERER! >:(

i could buy this lol

You can fill the Alice packs with anything you want which means even more storage, that's what 100 extra spaces or something right?

So do I message you the app or what?

Do you guys do transportation for a stranded survivor?

Are you looking for a group or is this a recruitment forum? I ask this because I'm looking to start a big group, and I could use all the help lol

Looking to start up a group with our own home server of US 900.I like this server but its not really populated and I am trying to get more people on it. So hit me up and we will start claiming our own server! Everyone and anyone is welcome! PM me for details, also you can contact me via Steam (THEOTHERJESTER). Try to get team speak it will make our lives much easier. See you guys soon. Plans - 1) Police the server keeping it safe from bandits. 2) Help anyone who needs our help. 3) Establish a "Security Zone", an area were we can keep our gear/vehicles.

Message me more details about how exactly you plan on doing this. I have a few people who are trying to do this already, but we don't seem to have the necessary manpower or supplies for it to work. We should put our heads together and bang something out.

For that my friend you have my beans. This idea is only giving one more reason for players to dupe items.

You were saying about using other currency? Do tell me again how you wont be trading drinks for NVGs... Furthermore please reread your own post before you post them. Your grammar is worse than a retarded kindergartner's.

So basically all I have to do is pretend I am friendly to you and your friends, listen in and gain your trust to kill you and steal all of your things? There is a reason why nothing outside of the Medics works, you guys have terrible protocol. Your trade system makes no fucking sense because MDs have no real purpose besides to drink. You want to trade soda for NVGs? Are you retarded? Your form of currency is terrible, try using something of value,like AMMO, not fucking soda. I shall stalk this forum if it catches on, which I hope it wont, and try to "interrupt" any of your shitty little deals you try to make. Anyone else who is reading this has to understand you are either a mentally challenged nut who wants soda for unimaginably rare gear, or trying to trick hard working survivors. I'm onto you bandit scum...

So my buddy found a few good weapons and now after using them we decided we really don't want them anymore. The risk of using such weapons is too great and I don't want to die by some coastline noob just so he can have my machine gun. So I'm offering my Mk 48 mod 0 for trade with any of the body guards. I don't just want to drop it and waste it I'd rather it go in the hands of someone who's going to use it properly. I have 3 full mags which is 300 rounds total. PM if you want to make a deal.

Maybe I should hold onto this then lol, everyone is telling me shouldn't trade it.

It's good but its to big and too loud. We lost our car and most of our storage space was destroyed or dissapered so I need to travel light. It's one terror on the field I've had people attack me then run away at the sheer value of fire I can put down with this thing. Ammo isn't too scarce but it takes up two slots (it has box mags).

crap sorry double post

OH GOD I NEED HELP SAVE ME!!!! Please I don't really have anything good but I'll give you my AKM and/or my Glock I need a transfusion and bandaging. Ironically I'm near a hospital but don't have enough blood to make it without drawing too much attention to myself. Steam: THEOTHERJESTER

Murdered another child today, he was on top the radio tower near the NE Airfield. I shot him with my AKM in the leg, he panicked and climbed down to discover his legs weren't working. So I proceeded run up to him and murder him with an ax. Yes I know he was a child because he was talking to himself over direct chat, I don't think he knew that he had is chat locked, idiot. I actually thought he was a danger until I looted his corpse and found he had absolutely zero weapons. It was a miracle he made it up that far North without needing a gun. He probably got robbed on the way north and thought he could find something at the airfield. Too bad I ran into him. Only downside to this is that I dropped my AKM on the way to ax him, and I have no clue where it is. I am currently looking for it now, I just thought I'd share this little story with everyone. I thought it was funny. BACK OFF TO DAYZ AND FIND MY GUN THEN TO THE OTHER AIRFIELD! ANYONE CARE TO JOIN ME? PM ME!

What you would rather do though, sit down with your son/daughter and play an exciting game with them where the two of you are immersed into a alternate environment where you work together to survive a zombie Apocalypse OR would you rather play Yahtzee as your child powers through yet another "family game night".... (A chill ran up my spin after saying that, so many bad memories) I know what you are saying in regards to letting a child play by him/herself, which is something I do not agree with. If they are going to play a game like this, a parent or someone else who watches over them should be present so the little shit head doesn't start cursing me out when I turn him into Swiss cheese. The only reason why no one likes playing with kids is that they are loud and obnoxious, if people watched their kids or played with them then they wouldn't be as bad. Either way I'm still shooting at them...

Look this up . This dude is a genius, he's using some sort of voice modifier to scare the living shit out of people PLUS HE KILLS THEM!

You are willing to hand over beans to a psychopathic murderer who enjoys killing children?

I enjoy children that play these games (that sounded creepy) simply because they are easier to kill and funny as hell when they die! They ALWAYS carry so much good stuff because they don't know what they have, and all it takes is one bullet and its ALL mine. As long as they don't become good, or DayZ becomes too easy I don't really care about them. They annoy me or speak near me I spray them with a clip or put a slug between their shoulder blades. Remind them how's boss, assert your seniority and KILL THEM!