knoCC (DayZ)

You said "sissy boots".....made me laugh loud for no reason whatsoever. Do you have said picture of these boots? I got plenty o' beans.

I feel your pain bruh. The LEAST that these killers can do is announce that they are about to shoot me, or at least give me a 10 sec. start to flee the area. Maybe I could keep this site up while I play and can spam my name every 5 seconds in-game so when they see my name they can also go back to this site and send me a private message that tells me they are about to shoot me. Come to think of it, I'm pissed off too. I'm still waiting for my SA trophy I'm entitled to for buying this game. Actually, I am owed about 20 trophies for buying the game, installing it, picking my character, waving, learning to use the flashlight, nights, making it to Balota, helping others, getting stuck in a doorway, dying from a rock, eating tuna, fighting a fresh spawn, climbing a ladder, falling unconscious from hunger, eating a rotten banana, running away from being handcuffed, answering my phone while playing and dying as a result of it, sharing my experiences, looting dead Bandits, and killing a man who was following me. Actually, i'm owed about 100 trophies...

Whoa, whoa, WHOA! A million bambis were shot, raped, and had their pants stolen on the side of a road so that these books could be made and traded... Soooo, wanna join my Book Club?

I will be showing some houses and property today in and around Balota. I warn you that this is a very seedy and dangerous area, but I have called it home for over a year with minimal problems. I will be here most of the day and I always greet people and wave so don't be afraid when you see a Black man running about. If you need items or are interested in looking at settling down here, give me a shout in-game. My name is knoCCturnal. Be warned. There are many unsavory characters, but with the right amount of patience, along with the nerves to protect yourself, you will be fine. *On a side note: I like to swim, watch sunsets and sunrises and look longingly into the eyes of fellow survivors. Be safe and see you in the B!

"You can be my Wingman anytime..." Shit, wrong forum. Steam:knoccturnal_daydreamer

I delightfully disagree sir. There is and always will be someone in Balota. Maybe the Balota you speak of is somewhere up North.

Welcome to DayZ. Come to Balota and ask for knoCC, he has...candy.

I'm impressed by a few things. Let me elaborate: 1. I read the first two sentences of your post and stopped. I then skimmed down to the bottom because it was way to long of a novel for me to hear another person bitchin' about the game. What caught my eye was that you said something about being too hard and maybe not the game for you and that you didn't mind the dying constantly and what not. I went back to the top and read your whole post and I enjoyed it B. All of the responses have been great from others. I was expecting a lot of "Fuck off", "Eat a bag of cocks", and the like. (It is kinda early tho so we won't hold our breaths.) 3. The only advice I can really give you besides the obvious Alpha is that you should try downloading the Mod and playing it for a bit. I think that is what you might be looking for as in terms of action and gameplay. If you bypassed the Mod strictly to buy and play the SA , then I guess that would be your choice. And D. I love the mod and all the great times I had on it, as well as all the shitty times and bugs. Those compare nothing to how SA is now. It is hard and frustrating, but I knew that coming in as did all of us. I have had great times so far and believe that everyone can enjoy the game. If it's not your cup of tea then that is good for you to find out early. I hope to hear more of your adventures if you stick with this or decide to play the Mod, if you haven't already. There are many resources that others have provided so definitely take advantage. Good Luck! P.S.: This may be my most open and non-sarcastic reply ever, so for that I say...Fuck You!!!! Love, knoCC

I can confirm that I got a sleep-induced half handjob from Wifey and I am off work today so I am patiently waiting for her to come home after work to smash, but I am contemplating doing it myself as well. I can also confirm that Balota didn't spawn the usual loot either late last night or this morning.

Would have been hilarious to see all them dudes get picked off by a sniper and you get rescued...

Those look cool. Sooooo, is it too early to order my " Beans for Titties" shirt?

It seems like the fellow in the back right corner opted to not drink the Kool-aid...

DingDingDingDing, We have a winner! If I could hug you, I would. If I could buy you a beer and a nice "Working" lady in-game....I would. If I could join you in sniffing illegal substances off of said "Working" woman's buttocks... I would.

Haha! This is DayZ. This is maxotaur's story.

I just got off a server where for the past hour I met 2 friendly ass dudes who I rolled with for a bit....got knocked unconscious by some screaming kid, met back up with 2 dudes, got scared shitless by random spawns in the street and in houses, got separated and chased by an axe wielding fuck, made it to Elektro and ran into about 6 or 7 friendlies, and got my ass knocked out again by some weird fuckin guy. He ended up getting shoveled by one of the others. It was dark and hard to navigate and I lost my way more than once, but it was fun as shit. You should try it bud.

So....does this mean the Berry picking party is postponed?

LOL! You beat me to it, well played sir.

Them canvas short pants are sexy as hell....too bad I can't wear them on my head. Like the 40's version of Mom jeans...with duct tape.

Nice pic. Vehicles (mainly cars at least) bring a whole new survival and morality to the game. Imagine you are trying to get to point A from point B....you just need a ride. You see a vehicle driving and you shout for a ride. Either you get one, they drive past, or try and kill you. Let's say they drive past (90% of the time) and low and behold, you see the same car gassing up or looting a building or whatever situation. What do you do? A whole lot of options. Are you gonna continue to make your way on foot to your location or cut your time down by 80% and take advantage of the asshole(s) that denied you a seat. Vehicles are a must because they can drastically turn you from pacifist to Bandit to murderer in a heartbeat....well, at least me anyway.

I enjoy the night servers and it makes me yearn for flares. I really hope they are implemented into the SA because Lord knows i could use a few right now...

It is very hard to see and the fact is your life can be gone in a FLASH if you aren't prepared. I appreciate you boys trying to shed some LIGHT on the subject, but let's face it, it's not a big TURN ON right now.

You can have all my beans for that name... See you in Balota!

Good plan. Listen up TeamBerries, make sure you all gear up and grab whatever is of value and bring it to the church. No one is allowed to be armed except me, because I am a Holy Man. So make sure to drop all your shit....I mean gear at the 1st pew and everyone watch the door for trespassers. This oughta give me enough time to cleanse you all of your sins and grab what I...we, what we need for our berry picking adventure. P.S.: Ammo...bring lots of ammo.

(Single tear drop forms on left eye and slowly rolls down cheek; loses momentum and clings on cheek. Shakes head to make it roll further, doesn't work.)

I don't know even know or care what you typed...beans for titties!