knoCC (DayZ)

I fancy 6:36 so much that I'm thinking about making it into an mp3 when I'm having a bad day...

I have an idea... Step 1: Form your own click of your friends and other people who are sick of getting killed for spawning or being friendly. Step 2: Recruit more/new members by searching the forums for threads like "Fuck this game", "I hate KOS'ers", and my personal favorite, "WHY! WHY! WHY!" (this should grow your band of soldiers to at least 100+) Step 3: Join servers at least 10 deep and roll together, destroying anyone who has the balls to fuck with you or other friendlies. Step 4: You have an epiphany that A) knoCC was fuckin' right and 2) this game is truly amazing. Step 5: Copy and paste this post and tuck somewhere safe on your computer to use for future reference or to pass it along to the next poster with the title of "What Did I Do To Deserve This?" Step 6: Post your adventures for others to enjoy and as a recruiting tool. Step 7: Your welcome If you say no to Steps 1-7, then go directly to Step 8. Step 8: Sit in a bush and cry your ass to sleep.

Exactly what I'm waiting for...

Beans for titties!

LOLOL!!! that laugh, I'm dying...

I like that...I like that.

Welcome to DayZ! Maybe I'll see you in Balota...I gave you beans because you are about to experience death...a lot.

I was scavenging and saw a Zed run towards a house. I figured it was another player, but it ended up being another Zed. The running Zed started to beat the shit outta the other one so I ran over and started recording. It was funny shit. I will have the vid up shortly.

So THAT'S Heaven!

This was very cool. There are so many variables that determine whether or not you are going to be received with open arms or not. Then there is that group that doesn't give two shits about anyone or anything. Continue to make these vids, they are fun and interesting.

Can't wait until March....

I hereby declare that Balota be renamed to knoCC's Town or knoCCturnalota or knoCCknoCC will blow your fuckin head off...town. Or we could just stick with Balota.

Me neither, I mean what the hell is kicking his computer gonna solve?

It took me a while to notice that stubby penis and when i did I spit my beer.... *Between this, that post by the guy who's girlfriend filmed him playing, and the beers I've had tonight you would think I'm at a Comedy Club because I've been snickering for about 20 min. straight...

LOLLOLOLOL!!!! My kid does the same shit....

Some people are just assholes...I would have at least had the common decency to strip you naked before I shot you. I'm kidding...

No, this is extremely aggravating...

I'm thinking Vic already hit up this shelf? And to think I'm getting attacked for a Pipsi...

Sweet Jesus, please tell me you didn't click continue? You clicked continue, didn't you!!!??? FUCK ME! I wish I could give you all the beans I will ever stockpile to try and weather the approaching Shitstorm you are about to face friend...

Whiskey's right, let's up the stakes and try for a half-full server. Come over to the 40-man servers where you will forever be remembered as "Grocery Store."

LOL, I thought your name was skinbagel...I was gonna add you in a heartbeat.

He just got Bieber's rented whip outta impound...AND sold him an autographed copy of DayZ.

I tore up one of my wife beaters to see if I could make rags to use in case I started bleeding...and it worked.

You said "sissy boots".....made me laugh loud for no reason whatsoever. Do you have said picture of these boots? I got plenty o' beans.

I feel your pain bruh. The LEAST that these killers can do is announce that they are about to shoot me, or at least give me a 10 sec. start to flee the area. Maybe I could keep this site up while I play and can spam my name every 5 seconds in-game so when they see my name they can also go back to this site and send me a private message that tells me they are about to shoot me. Come to think of it, I'm pissed off too. I'm still waiting for my SA trophy I'm entitled to for buying this game. Actually, I am owed about 20 trophies for buying the game, installing it, picking my character, waving, learning to use the flashlight, nights, making it to Balota, helping others, getting stuck in a doorway, dying from a rock, eating tuna, fighting a fresh spawn, climbing a ladder, falling unconscious from hunger, eating a rotten banana, running away from being handcuffed, answering my phone while playing and dying as a result of it, sharing my experiences, looting dead Bandits, and killing a man who was following me. Actually, i'm owed about 100 trophies...