knoCC (DayZ)

Reminds me of when shit was about to go down with two separate groups or I was stalking my prey and I would either get a Skype call or I would switch to Desktop to start recording... When I switched back to the game I would accidentally let off a shot and either have Zeds on my ass or a whole lot of bullets in my direction.

(eats popcorn)

Damn, is that what I said? Nice assumption sir, you got me pegged. Thanks for reading what I typed and deciphering it with the precision of a surgeon. I can assume too. I assume you are one of these geeks that loves to RP. Your fresh back from the "War" and you're looking for an old Special Forces buddy who you fought side by side with, only to find out he died. Shit goes south when you meet an asshole sheriff who...oh shit, that's First Blood!

I was hoping the head of the child he killed to get that backpack would be in there...taking up 6 slots.

I really enjoyed Full Moon nights on the mod. You could see well enough to navigate without it being pitch black. I also enjoy pitch black because it is crazy as shit. I haven't played an experimental yet, but would love to have Full Moon nights on SA. I guess I never compared the moon phase ingame to real life or actually noticed.

Passenger is allowed to shoot...

So many quotables...I'll start with you sir. "Peaceful noobs." I almost spit out my drink... I LOL'ed... I spit out me drink and LOL'ed

Sounded like someone snoring...

Goddamn you're a happy little soul...it's refreshing! If you are ever in the vicinity of Balota and see a man lurking about yell or type LeeWilson! LeeWilson! and I will put my gun away...

I will miss the chain sound... Still makes me look around occasionally.

One of my favorite pastimes to do on the Mod. Get into it with combat loggers, get the upper hand..they disappear...wait patiently(sometimes up to 15 min.)...they reappear...pop em' and then talk shit as I searched their corpses.

You killed a kid for that briefcase, didn't you? Nice work...

You should keep a running record of what you experience. If I were a betting man I'd say you are about to get anally probed in DayZ...and you will revert back to your old play style with a sore ass and tougher skin. I've been known to be wrong though...

I could tell that you were all friends playing...I'm saying, friend or not, there was that 1-2 second window where your "Friends" hats come off and everyone is vulnerable to their deepest and darkest thoughts... You stared at him too long... Your friendly banter turned into something else... He had a sick fantasy of lifting you out your boots... Murder-suicide... Maybe you banged his childhood crush in the girls bathroom at the bar 5 years ago and for one fleeting moment he remembered that... Happens all the time in real life, but this is just a game...right? *Factor in your body language and innocent chatter about what your gonna do to him and Boom!.....funeral arrangements.

Thank you OP for this thread...I now know who will gladly put their hands up when I burp, who will flee, and who will fight for their lives. These dudes who want to RP like getting robbed and humiliated is fun deserve to get shot in the face.

Here's looking at you Dick Head....

I'd like to hear your thoughts on DayZ..the movie. (voice in back of my head) No I would not...

LOL! I'm speechless...you're joking, right? Oh jesus, you aren't... *Beans for giving me the best laugh thus far today...

Fuck a book, come to Balota...I'll learn ya.

You're a Monster!!!!!

"Aim small, miss small" Sorry, I'm watching The Patriot. When all else fails, grab an axe and chase em' down and head chop for about 1 minute straight...while yelling.

Snipers are...snipers. Combat loggers are shit. Actually they are the peanuts in the shit. To be honest, they are that stringy substance that overlaps the type of shit you take after a lot of Mexican food and a few beers + a margarita or 3.

Help! I'm stuck in Balota and I need a free lunch...preferably beans, water and a can opener.

Maybe it isn't the raincoat that's damp...

It was a justified kill...I'm only going by your body language. You made a threatening move toward him. I did not include when you said "Don't make me (hit,hurt?) you" before you opted to turn into a threat.