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Now you're talking!!!
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If you like dying, come to BEREZINO.
knoCC (DayZ) replied to Johnny Depth's topic in General Discussion
It will be 36 vs. 4...his boys will probably switch sides after 5 min. so 39 vs. 1. -
I've been playing DayZ for about 3 hours now while you are still bitchin' on these forums. I was in no way dropping down to your level in my last post or trying in any way to be fair, humble, or forgiving. My assumption was correct in that you made me laugh my ass off over some petty bullshit you are experiencing. I was being sarcastic, something I would think an intelligent man like yourself would get. You lost this bitch session with your original post. Now it's like watching a car crash in slow motion. Let me write it out in crayon for you this time without any sarcasm. I like memes, gifs and vids. They are not weak, they are very humorous and enlightening. I am using my words. You are a certified dipshit. I am going to play DayZ now. Have fun pissing and moaning some more, be sure not to beat up the Mrs. because nobody agrees with you. I bet you toss and turn all night because of these priorities. Thanks for the laughs kitten...
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Maybe I misread what you had wrote...so you didn't stare at the computer screen for an hour and a half? But.....that's what you said you did. The funny thing is I accidentally posted the Ps4 vid when I meant to post Deniro, but the more I watch this one, the more it is equally funny and fits this little situation we got ourselves. I spent 20 minutes playing today...and no joke...AN HOUR AND A HALF staring at the "wait" screen. How silly of me, I thought you were being literal. Speaking of intelligence, your post was devoid of it. Stick with WoW kitten, you won't find any sympathy here. Maybe I misread what you had wrote...so you didn't stare at the computer screen for an hour and a half? But.....that's what you said you did. The funny thing is I accidentally posted the Ps4 vid when I meant to post Deniro, but the more I watch this one, the more it is equally funny and fits this little situation we got ourselves. I spent 20 minutes playing today...and no joke...AN HOUR AND A HALF staring at the "wait" screen. How silly of me, I thought you were being literal. Speaking of intelligence, your post was devoid of it. Stick with WoW kitten, you won't find any sympathy here. If you said something different, by all means, post it so I can find my mistake and correct it...
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You spent an hour and a half staring at your computer on the wait screen!?
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"Two men enta, one man leaves..."
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I usually don't read stories either, but that was very cool. On my way to find this spot. Good work.
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Stopped playing GTA V, Assassins, Red Dead, Dark Souls, Madden and BF3 because they weren't real enough for me...so yup.
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Beans for an actual vid and not some bullshit claim...
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Beans for Titties! To OP: Vid or it didn't happen... That's like me saying I humped one of my teammates under the pale moonlight while the rest of our squad uncomfortably watched around the campfire...
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I have a game we can play. I am a ambitious man with a new feature. I have been perfecting it for awhile now...it's called Hide the Sausage. I'm in Balota. Come through and I'll teach ya...Ooooohhhh will I teach ya...
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OP, you are a very disturbed and sick fuck... I like that...I like that http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eajTjs1n6T0
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I definitely agree. For me,It would be nice to see who really is Black....I think there are only about 10 of us total who play SA. And 2 females. If we are going to have face customization, then body customization would not be far behind and then we all know what would happen... 1 million + chicks running around with donkey asses and big titties...Beans for All!!!!!
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If you like dying, come to BEREZINO.
knoCC (DayZ) replied to Johnny Depth's topic in General Discussion
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If you like dying, come to BEREZINO.
knoCC (DayZ) replied to Johnny Depth's topic in General Discussion
The more I hear it, the better it gets... -
If you like dying, come to BEREZINO.
knoCC (DayZ) replied to Johnny Depth's topic in General Discussion
Meanwhile in Balota... Tell me what server you play on so I can make you and your peasants haul my luggage from Balota to Cherno. -
Running in Balota forest-Sound of Chain Link Fence Spawning on coast-Sound of Chain Link Fence Flying a chopper-Sound of Chain Link Fence Swimming in the middle the ocean-Sound of Chain Link Fence
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Challenge accepted. I dare you to come to Balota.... Actually, I implore you.
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>mfw I see threads like these >mof
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I applaud your niceness... I will try as well. Jesus, I can't do it. Your Last Rant my ass...scram fucker.
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Guy strips down to undies and t-shirt, flips me the bird, dies. Best murder EVER.
knoCC (DayZ) replied to consortiumczar's topic in Gallery
And this is why games are rated.... Please, oh please let me know what server you play on and bring yourself and your cronies to Balota...It would be an honor to skin you and wear your face as a mask. -
What do you use sunglasses for in this game?
knoCC (DayZ) replied to jimmijamjams's topic in Gallery
Night time... -
Was it Mod or SA?