knoCC (DayZ)

(eats popcorn)

Be patient my child. We will find out soon enough what Rocket has planned for us. Until then we will just have to trust "Him." No need to feel "Betrayed" by what was said a year ago. I'm not trying to be "Cross" with you, I am just making a point. I think that other guy "Nailed" it with the walkie talkies. I guess we will all have to wait and see what has "Risen" in the upcoming weeks.

Hopefully they will implement licking into DayZ...that way I can smear myself with assorted berries and wander around the woods and what not, hoping somebody wants a taste while this song plays on repeat...http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zxo7wLU1KgU

Laughing so hard right now and I haven't began to sip or smoke...

Bruh... When I was playing the Mod there was this one dude who would play songs on his trumpet...funny as shit. He took requests so we heard a little bit of everything. A great time was had by all as we roamed the countryside and the coast in one big mob.

Fuck the beans, you can have all of me...http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zxo7wLU1KgU

So are you Rafterman or Joker?

Trust is hard to do in this game, but when it works...And Oh God Does It Work, it is beautiful... (One lonely teardrop runs down half my face. It stops. I have to squint my left eye really hard to get it to continue to move. That doesn't work so I tilt my head to the left. Ahhhh, there it goes.)

Oh sweet Balota I'm coming home, coming home Sweet, sweet Balota

(slowly raises hand) Hookers, Titties, and Cocaine didn't fit in the "XXXXXX" so I came to the conclusion that he wanted a "Priest"

Refreshing to see a female playing this game...you should post vids of your interactions with other survivors. Good luck.

I am watching Episode #2 and lierally spit out my coffee at the encounter at 4:30. The hopelessness, despair, and sadness in this dude's face from 5:22-5:25 is pure gold!

I've never seen so many grown men (I'm assuming here) piss and moan about a fictional video game. It is entertaining and sad to say the least. As for the video, you could of at least talked to the dude in direct so we could hear his excuse. He wasn't going anywhere. Would have made the video enjoyable as well as somewhat believable. Something to think about next time. I hope to see you in the countryside sometime in the future, I would slay you and your whole crew just for this shotty video alone. Not because I'm an asshole or a Bandit, because I watch DayZ vids for the thrill, skill, humor, and human connection. I got none of those from yours so after a very short deliberation, I would like nothing more then to find you, surgically blow your head off your shoulders, and wear your face as a mask as I roam the forests of Balota. Thank You for your time...

Breakfaaaaaaaaassssst!!! *singing*Harpooooooon Maaaaaaaan

First off, Props to Dyslecxi. You did an awesome job of explaining and backing up your playing style and showcasing your skills. Based on this and you acting like a grown ass man, I will try 1PP as I am a 3PP'er and have never played DayZ in 1P. This video and AJC's comment reminded me of a video I posted here a while back. I knew I was being hunted so I recorded to see how my Ghille would hold up under extreme measures. My first thought was how would have the video looked if it was in 1PP and would I have felt more or less in danger. It was a very intense moment and I'm sure it would have been heightened even more had I been in a different POV. I really like how you can get a glimpse into how different people play when they think there isn't someone 5-10 feet away watching them : http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lUemS9rpOE4 I am very new to DayZ and am unaware of this 1PP vs. 3PP debate. I play the game because I enjoy it and I have fun. Just some unbias perspective...

I subscribed. Nice work....I think you are on your way. I'm the type that likes to see heroic actions or funny shit so I will keep checking back on your adventures.

Rollerskates!? Bruh.... Keep it bikes, mopeds, etc. Rollerskates, kick scooters, and skateboards have no place in the DayZ world. That's like saying let's implement a traveling circus where we can all ride the Ferris Wheel and play games for neat prizes