knoCC (DayZ)

^ This 110%! I have yet to be handcuffed by anyone nor will I allow it. Karma is a muthafucka and you did what any respectable person would have done. I hope you said something to this chump as you felled him. I think he got off easy. If it was me, I would be running around the forests outside of Balota wearing his face as a mask...

This is one of the best stories hands down I have read on these forums. Most of the tales woven by people sound way too exaggerated and dime store novel-like.I was laughing so hard I was crying. People do change playing this game and Psycho is a perfect example. You need a dude like that in your crew who will not hesitate because when shit goes down, some people fold. I hope to cross paths with you boys someday. My advice to you would be to get extra locks for your crib and to pat down your boy at the front door when he come over..

I only clicked on this thread because I was curious about your pic...you didn't disappoint friend.

*2 minutes after this heartfelt encounter, young Johnny, kitted and ready to face the Apocalypse, succumbed to poison ivy...*

You sing along of course...

I was unaware and was in no way trying to spam my vid. Next time I will send the poster a private message to check out a vid I have of a similar experience.

Easy kitten...I was simply sharing my similar experience with this poster. I was not trying to "hijack" his post.

I think this is a great idea. I would laugh or speak of revenge. One of the things I like about dying is hearing my killer(s) spout off at the mouth...

Not since I was in 5th grade... Gerandar gets it, I don't know why you don't.

I played the Mod and got familiar with all the towns and landmarks. I just got the SA a few days ago and I love that Balota and a lot of other areas by the coast have new buildings, landmarks, etc. that I've never seen. Makes the game feel fresh and new. I haven't even explored up North yet. I don't plan on using any of the above resources until the game has been developed further.

Funny stuff. My favorite part besides the dude killing you two was the shit talkin' afterwards. Glorious.

Russian Roulette is already in the game...it starts when you get confronted by an armed bandit/bandits and you yourself have a gun. *Bandit Roulette-An upgraded version*

If you love DayZ now and it takes you 30 min. to run from one side of Cherno to the other then upgrade to a desktop and by God you'll FUCKING ADORE DayZ...

You have plenty of time to explore every area in DayZ before they start adding more and more shit, as well as a lot more people start flocking on. Then sir, then, you are fucked! GET TO IT!!!!

When you jump off the top flight of your stairs and for the rest of the day you mumble "Fuck that hurts..."

Good deal. Make sure you pay it forward sir. I have some advice for you and some others. Not really advice, but an observation. When you are confronted by a group of heavily armed peeps in the game....do not raise your arms or crouch for these assholes. Put you hand up and let them state their business and state yours as well. I've seen way too many dudes get handcuffed and passed around like a cheap hooker. Not like a high class hooker, that let's you sniff coke off of her supple ass...but a cheap hooker who has neither coke nor ass. Sorry for yelling.

LOLOLOL!!! Good stuff. I'm still waiting for the Participation Trophy I'm entitled to for buying this fucking game...

Bruh...a training camp? I think they need to learn by experience or hanging around other veteran players. You did the right thing showing him the ins and outs. I jumped into ARMA 2 and learned by making mistakes and watching others. It definitely helped me when starting to play the mod. I did the same as you on the mod. I would help prawns and explain what little knowledge I had. And then like a proud parent, I would slowly take off the training wheels and watch them crash and burn or make it past populated Bandit havens, sometimes with a few corpses in tow. I am by no means a vet at this game, but all my experience comes by grinding it out and learning as I play as well as help from Heroes and Bandits.

Spit out my coffee...

Episode #1- 1:52 Rolling!!!! Good stuff. I would love to gather a few of my guys and challenge you boys.

My 1st goal in SA was to get to my beloved Balota...

LOL! What a great way to start my morning. I love how this shit escalated from a friendly boxing match to shooting at each other.

LOL! And it loves you back....

You had me at "Hard". Nice Post.