knoCC (DayZ)

I only clicked on this thread because I was curious about your pic...you didn't disappoint friend.

*2 minutes after this heartfelt encounter, young Johnny, kitted and ready to face the Apocalypse, succumbed to poison ivy...*

You sing along of course...

I was unaware and was in no way trying to spam my vid. Next time I will send the poster a private message to check out a vid I have of a similar experience.

Easy kitten...I was simply sharing my similar experience with this poster. I was not trying to "hijack" his post.

I think this is a great idea. I would laugh or speak of revenge. One of the things I like about dying is hearing my killer(s) spout off at the mouth...

Not since I was in 5th grade... Gerandar gets it, I don't know why you don't.

I played the Mod and got familiar with all the towns and landmarks. I just got the SA a few days ago and I love that Balota and a lot of other areas by the coast have new buildings, landmarks, etc. that I've never seen. Makes the game feel fresh and new. I haven't even explored up North yet. I don't plan on using any of the above resources until the game has been developed further.

Funny stuff. My favorite part besides the dude killing you two was the shit talkin' afterwards. Glorious.

Russian Roulette is already in the game...it starts when you get confronted by an armed bandit/bandits and you yourself have a gun. *Bandit Roulette-An upgraded version*

If you love DayZ now and it takes you 30 min. to run from one side of Cherno to the other then upgrade to a desktop and by God you'll FUCKING ADORE DayZ...

You have plenty of time to explore every area in DayZ before they start adding more and more shit, as well as a lot more people start flocking on. Then sir, then, you are fucked! GET TO IT!!!!

When you jump off the top flight of your stairs and for the rest of the day you mumble "Fuck that hurts..."

Good deal. Make sure you pay it forward sir. I have some advice for you and some others. Not really advice, but an observation. When you are confronted by a group of heavily armed peeps in the game....do not raise your arms or crouch for these assholes. Put you hand up and let them state their business and state yours as well. I've seen way too many dudes get handcuffed and passed around like a cheap hooker. Not like a high class hooker, that let's you sniff coke off of her supple ass...but a cheap hooker who has neither coke nor ass. Sorry for yelling.

LOLOLOL!!! Good stuff. I'm still waiting for the Participation Trophy I'm entitled to for buying this fucking game...

Bruh...a training camp? I think they need to learn by experience or hanging around other veteran players. You did the right thing showing him the ins and outs. I jumped into ARMA 2 and learned by making mistakes and watching others. It definitely helped me when starting to play the mod. I did the same as you on the mod. I would help prawns and explain what little knowledge I had. And then like a proud parent, I would slowly take off the training wheels and watch them crash and burn or make it past populated Bandit havens, sometimes with a few corpses in tow. I am by no means a vet at this game, but all my experience comes by grinding it out and learning as I play as well as help from Heroes and Bandits.

Spit out my coffee...

Episode #1- 1:52 Rolling!!!! Good stuff. I would love to gather a few of my guys and challenge you boys.

My 1st goal in SA was to get to my beloved Balota...

LOL! What a great way to start my morning. I love how this shit escalated from a friendly boxing match to shooting at each other.

LOL! And it loves you back....

You had me at "Hard". Nice Post.

I'm not trying to be a dick, but I would strongly suggest you keep this game. I don't know how long you have played it or if you fucked with the Mod, but even in the newborn stage of SA, it is still a fun game. Case in point, I bought the SA on Thursday and have been trying to get to my favorite place (Balota) since Thursday night. I have been killed by Bandits, been saved by randoms, and outrun a lot of zombies. I finally made it to Balota today. As I was in the barracks I notice a dude with a gun at the entrance. Scared the shit outta me. I type and call out that I'm friendly. No answer. I walk outside and there he is, and he has a buddy with him. I think fuck, I finally get to Balota and these boys gonna kill me. I holster my gun and he asks me if I have any food. I lie and say there's some in the barracks. His boy tries to handcuff me and I run, laughing the whole time and telling them to fuck off and what not. I end up dying, but it was worth it. I will never surrender to anyone. I will be putting up a vid of this experience tonight at some point. All ranting aside, if you have spent money on this game or someone purchased it for you, you would be a fool to remove it. Think about that... Learn the game, adapt to it and fuckin survive Bruh.

I think you need to brush up on your bargaining/people skills...Yes, there are assholes who want nothing better then to watch you bleed...but there is hope friend. You can roll with me or thousands of others that enjoy this game and thrive on these encounters. You won't get a lot of sympathy from people who have adapted to this game like they should. It's a survival game bruh. If you are serious about giving it up, I will gladly take your DayZ SA and give it to someone who would love to have it.