knoCC (DayZ)

Happy Birthday! I'm glad you got everything worked out... On that note, I can't wait to kill your ass, steal your shit, and run off into the Balota countryside wearing your face as a mask... *I'm kidding bruh...* (Deep, creepy voice) No, I'm not...

I have a sense of humor...I..I also have tuna, lots and lots of tuna.

That screenshot is why I play DayZ...that hippie chick dancing in the middle is impervious to the shit about to go down around her. I hope she got dropped first...

You seem a very passionate fellow about DayZ....if I could buy you a beer, I would. I probably wouldn't buy rounds because you seem the type to get really mad and start beating the shit outta random people at the bar.

We both know the answer to that...silly goose!

Dude, I have ---- ----- --- I'm fuckin' sick at DayZ; ------ -----. Go big or go home.

(eats popcorn)

Great video. I laughed, I cried, I shit myself...twice.

I'm berry interested as well...

(casts line out) There are a lot of books scattered about Chernarus Barbie, you should do less killing and more reading....

I love the sound of the ocean, especially when I've been running in the forests and inland for awhile. It is like a comfort to make it back to the coast and hear that sweet sound.

So stupid it made me cackle like a schoolgirl.

You didn't happen to catch a name did you? I pride myself on finding players like him and "rehabilitating" them...

Bruh... I almost spit out my drink...almost.

Handled it like a G...respect.

Combat loggers are shit and unfortunately they were everywhere in the Mod. Hopefully they will be less of a problem in SA. I like to have a positive outlook on everything, so until this gets fixed, do what I do. Find a cozy spot and wait for about 10 min. You will usually catch them coming back in and it is all worth it then. Oh, and be sure to send them a nice message over the mic before you light em' up, it soothes the soul...

I deciphered the title of this thread in English to mean: "Your body is a Wonderland Your body is a wonder (I'll use my hands) Your body is a Wonderland" Now I'm wet...

(Howls)

A lot less serious then some of the others on here I'm noticing...it is a game after all. I like the different levels of seriousness tho, makes for a very fun experience, especially when you kill someone who has been stalking you for 20 min. and thinks you don't see him. *cough...Briza...cough*

It's like a pissing contest and so far, you're losing... *slowly....and oh so gently, puts hand on Greaves' knee and pats it....*

I feel that something beautiful is developing on this thread...

(eats popcorn)

The lesson here, young grasshopper, is that you wasted a bullet firing into the air... You were never really in any danger. I guarantee you will end up dead sooner than later doing that "This is a Robbery" scare tactic.

I love that quest... I commend your honestly and hopes and dreams for how DayZ should be for you, but that type of thinking will get you handcuffed, anally plugged, and left in a ditch.