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Etherimp

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    My partner

    Bitch needs a breath mint.
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    It has happened...

    The difference is, they have announced many times that they're working on zombies, and while I personally do not write the game off because I believe they will correct the gun mechanics, they've made no official announcement one way or the other. Perhaps it's not the best example, as it's very likely that they will fix it eventually.. However there are other bugs which are "valid" complaints on the communities part. For example: when people would get stuck "dead" indefinitely.
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    It has happened...

    It's not black or white... "ZOMBIES WALK THRU WALLS WA WA WA WAW AW AW AW AWAWA".. This issue has been addressed, and is being worked on by the team.. therefor "it's alpha" is an appropriate response. "Current weapon mechanics are totally unrealistic, not fun, not rewarding, are a bad design decision, and in essence are totally fucked" I believe that's a valid complaint that hasn't been (fully) addressed, and "it's alpha, waaa", is not an appropriate response.
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    She touched my peppy Steve.

    "She touched my peppy" is a coming of age story about 3 country boys traveling across a barren wasteland, the trials they endure, and the bonds they make along the way. The story begins with our protagonist "Hoff Suppressant", exploring his own body in an amusing fashion. Shortly after, there's a montage of running, dancing, and getting in touch with each boys "inner retard". At first, I questioned the directors choice to include product placement of "Tims Place", but after visiting Tim's myself and being overwhelmed by the warmth of his free hugs, I now understand that the director was not selling out... he was planting a seed of enlightenment in his audience. Also included: A verbal bug tracker submission, and a lesson in Zombie anatomy.
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    She touched my peppy Steve.

    How can you rate something you didn't watch?
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    Things That go Bump in The Night!

    It was originally posted in general discussion. Got moved by an admin.
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    character progression ... CONFIRMED

    Whatever they do, I hope they do not tie "skills" to weapon accuracy...at all.. ever.. Whoever thinks that is a good idea is not thinking straight. Edit: To clarify, I am all for skills for things like mechanics, tailoring, etc.. But not for weapon ACCURACY/recoil.
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    It has happened...

    Funny story.. Trying to loot the tents in Stary Sobor in the mod, and zombies kept coming, and coming, and coming.. my friend fired off a DMR to deal with one, and we got swarmed, and backed into a red brick house.. I pulled out my MK Mod 0 and plowed through probably 50 zombies, and the house actually came tumbling down with all of the zombies due to the damage from the MK Mod.. I'll never forget that shit. There were SO many zeds. I actually ran through an entire MK Mod 100 round magazine and they still kept coming. Had to bail out of the ruined house and run for my truck.
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    It has happened...

    Yup... And I hope they only get harder. I was in Zeleno just now with only 1 other person on the server, when zombies suddenly started pouring down the streets at me.. I tried staying silent, at first, using the Frog gun to silently dispatch them, but ran out of ammo.. I heard M4 shots, and I was bleeding from zombie hit, so I had to go bandage myself and get back into action.. Eventually I gave up on trying to dispatch all the zeds and tried finding this other player.. he kept firing off m4 shots, but it wasn't at me.. was probably 100-200 meters away, across town. Apparently he was having similar issues.. I never ran into him or figured out exactly where he was, but I think the sound of my 1911 made him leave town.
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    Anybody having Saline bag issues?

    I was having this issue on experimental yesterday.. haven't tried it on Stable yet.
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    To the man I killed in Balota Airfield barracks

    There's nothing wrong with TTSKO.. It's the masks+helmet scrubs you gotta watch out for.
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    Things That go Bump in The Night!

    Post in the proper section.
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    Episode 3: Sniper hunters

    Thanks! I appreciate it. I'm a little over-critical of my own voice, I think.. And while I'm not military (or former military), a few of the guys I play with (Hoff Suppressant being one) are former military. If you enjoyed that one, be sure to check out Episode 1 and 2, as well as Hoff Suppressant's channel, as we play together a lot and he has some funny and cool vids as well.
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    Episode 3: Sniper hunters

    Bumpity.
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    Unknown Bandit

    I don't even mind the KOS aspect of this... I just find it incredibly laughable that this guy thinks he's some kind of badass when 1/2 his video is him camping a very well known camp spot shooting fresh spawns that can't shoot back. If you wanna see guys like this getting owned, watch my videos.. You'll see what happens when they have to deal with people who shoot back. Namely: Combat log or die.
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    Reason why Bandits rise and heroes die.

    Yeah, I'm sorry I assumed English was your primary language. I must keep reminding myself that shit poop comes in all hues.
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    A few videos for you guys!

    There should be royalty free music available all over the internet... even on youtube. That said, I had a musician friend of mine make my intro music and it works out pretty well. I have a few friends who sing and play guitar also, so I am going to hit them up for some cover music. I'm not sure if cover-music is allowed, or how the copy rights work on that. I'll have to look into it. Either way, I watched one of your videos and looks like you're on the right track. I don't really appreciate the bandity behavior, but at least you have some good action.
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    A few videos for you guys!

    You need some intro music.
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    Unknown Bandit

    Rofl... Camping in the same spot every moron Elektro camper camps in to shoot fresh spawns and feel like a badass.. ...You watch your back, UnknownBandit.. I'm coming for YOU. Unlike your normal targets, I'm armed.
  20. Started playing DayZ Mod around 1.7.7.1. I think DayZ is heading in the right direction. I am slightly disappointed that some of the "features" from the Mod aren't yet in the StandAlone and slightly frustrated that some of the "bugs" that were already resolved from the Mod are in the Standalone... THAT SAID, I understand that SA is going to be bigger, better, and more polished than DayZ mod ever was, EVENTUALLY.. and I'm more than happy to keep playing the game until that vision is realized.
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    Reason why Bandits rise and heroes die.

    Actually, language has something to do with intelligence. It indicates that you've properly absorbed and understand how to apply the rules given to you in Grade School. Are you from another country? Is English your second language? If it is, I'd give you a break. But considering it's probably not, then you have no excuse for not knowing how to properly construct a sentence. Language uses rules of logic and diction. It's not rocket science. If you grew up in America and went through K-12 schooling, you should know that "I and my clan" doesn't make any logical fucking sense, and when you say things like that it makes you sound stupid to people who read what you say. That said, regardless of diction, spelling, or grammar, everything you've said on this thread so far makes you sound stupid. I digress. Yeah, you're right.. DayZ is just a cashgrab and Rocket doesn't give a shit about his fans.. That's why he released a Pre-alpha, and has an entire website which costs lots of money every month to maintain in order to track bugs and take player suggestions. That's why he and his team constantly tweet and blog about upcoming features and the status of the development. Because when people drop a cashgrab they continue to maintain it and update it and listen to feedback, right? Oh.. wait.. No.. That's the exact opposite of what someone would do if they didn't care about their fans. Have you even used the bugtracker? Have you done anything to give feedback other than post a whine-thread on the forums and react like a child in-game by basing your play style around how the development is going? I doubt it. You do realize "better" is subjective, right? As in, what you think is better is not necessarily "better", right? And what you think is better I may think is absolute shit, right? Because in my opinion, private servers just allowed crap admins to ruin the game by making 1000+ Vehicle 100+ aircraft Starting DMR + NVG + GPS + RANGEFINDERS servers. Then again, I don't expect you to understand this. You're probably one of those crap admins or kiddies who join 1000+ vehicle servers because you enjoy Ezmode gameplay. Nobody made you buy the game. You knew it was in Alpha. You said yourself that there was nothing saying private servers would be available. Nobody is making you rent a server. Nobody is forcing you to continue playing. I am sure there are people out there who would happily trade you DayZ for another 30 dollar game, if you so wished to stop playing. Dean posted a thread that is stickied on these forums that says "DO NOT BUY DAYZ IF YOU ARE NOT WILLING TO DEAL WITH MASSIVE AMOUNTS OF BULLSHIT." (Paraphrasing).. And yet, you still bought it, and here you are on the forums complaining about it like an entitled child. You literally have no excuse to complain about this game "not being worth it", or it being a "cash grab", or you not liking it.. You not liking it is a matter of OPINION. YOUR opinion. You're entitled to that opinion, but you're not entitled to a refund, or sympathy, or the entire dev team changing their plan of action because YOU don't like something. You forgot the other part of that analogy - You know, the part where the person who eats the hamburger comes back to me and complains because there was no lettuce on it after I clearly stated upon selling it to him that THERE WOULD BE NO LETTUCE. If you go to Burger King, and they tell you they're out of lettuce and you buy the hamburger anyway, you have no right to march your ass back into the Burger King and complain, demanding your money back. If I was a restaurant manager and you did that, I'd tell you to go pound sand up your ass and get the fuck out of my store. Great. Glad we see eye to eye.
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