Frytek

Guess what... You cant play multiplayer on one key with your brother... And it is not a bug. It protects from piracy (kind of).

Erm... begging for views or comments is shit. I thought it is tought that it is a mark of bad child rising? Shitty pixelstorm. Playing Origins. Squeeky duck voice. Noobly played (who the fuck drives a car onto the runway in any Dayz mod?). Killed by a pistol, with a long weapon in hands... The verdict isss... Guess it... NO. PS: Not scary at all, just annoying.

I have your graphics card overclocked to shit limit. Processor overclocked to 3.2 GHZ, 2 cores. I have 4 Gb RAM. And I get 30 FPS on medium low. I guess you either have to play some overclocking with the graphics card or it might be just that its a laptop. It is, right?

You cant prevent this. There will always be a hole in the system. You cant make it work without hurting people with unstable internet connection for example.

Suggested before aswell.

Not sure if already suggested but here goes. Currently, the terrain affects only vehicle speed and sound you make while running. Terrain should also affect the speed you run or walk (you dont run that fast on wet field). But it should also have side effects like a possibility of getting yourself into pain, or screwing up your leg in extremes (running downhill or on rugged terrain). It should also expand into how good your footgear is. The better it is, the faster you run and have lesser chance of getting an injury. On a shitty terrain, footwear should also get damaged easier. Aight, waiting for opinions now. (If it gets into KoS again, please yard it mods)

I want to eat roots! I want to eat flowers! I want to eat high protein larvas! I want to drink milk from cows! I want to drink blood from animals!

I personally like flying on a broomstick. If I cant find any, I drive my feet.

Epoch sux. Honest opinion of mine. As guys said:bad idea. I dont think zombies burn coal in power plants so you could hack into a bank. All the mods destroying dayz, maybe apart from dayzero, in one... sick mans idea. You simply dont put everything in one. You want to run and gun you play butterfield, you want to build a fucking house, you play sims, you want to play trading and doing quests, play Skyrim or whatever. Explain to me one thing, why would I need gold for in Apocalipse...become a dragon? Shame on you for such idea! Please, fresh players play vanilla first, then try mods. I literally just said everything people said before me but who cares. If you are a troll, then gratz.

@Mercules. You should be more thoughtful. You wouldnt stop a charging, rabid man with one hit even in a skull. It is fucking short for a melee weapon comparing to hatchet or sword or axe or whatever. You would use long shit so you wouldnt get your hands bitten and it deliveres more power by the laws of physics. Again, where would you take your baton torch from when you get off the sea. Police at my place uses gum or wooden batons not fancy flashlights and I dont think Chernarussia is a rich western country to use them by law enforcements. So no where to find them. Im pretty sure a steel pipe would crush your head easier than your flaslighty.

Story cool, gj, you had to work on it for a while. Suggestion:more likely a biological weapon instead of chemical. Immunity can be for life forms like viruses. If it was chemical, all people at the area of that shit would be affected. Third world war would be a fucking nuke fest IMO. I feel strong affection of your person by U.S. Bad thingie its that one sided. Otherwise than this and few cheesy moments as you said, I liked the story. It was original and interesting to read.

My...whole...KOS...wtf...months...few...july...2013... Anyways, firstly got eaten by zeds. Then killed by bugs. Then killed by players. First ever kill(with a hatchet). Learning basics. Sniped down lots of times with AS 50. Blood rush a lot. More bugs. Good old dayZ...

Cheesus, maglights can be bought in my countrry ( eastern europe) only through interwebz. And its fucking expensive. You cant do starting kits. You want to piss on the first part after spawning? Oh no baby. You wont. The most common melee you would find would be some metal pipes in cities, hatchets and other tools in the countryside. Damn, 'muricans piss me off with their "we haev supermarket with guns so every country has it too!". When I hear walmart on the dayz forums, my blood just boils. Be honest, would you fucking think a zombie would stop in front of you and started swinging his arms? No. He would fucking ran you over and bite you till your bones are shining. Your mugfuck light would do shit to him even if you managed to hit him. So please, use organs mother nature gave you (such as brain) aand dont post that kind of ratshit.

Wtf Inception. Erm...nice lettuce. I always knew you are a turtle. I would like to see bread like prodducts you could make of wildly growing crops. And some wild fruits to eat. And mushrooms(eatable ones) if cooked properly.

Step away all, Im archaic languages specialist lvl 67. T Edit: ninja'd -_- He means: I need some Dayz server files! I have a host for my server! I need co admin pm me if u want to be one! But I need latest Dayz server files modded(?) You are all welcome. I feel google translators hands here...

Or they dont want it to be forgotten about. Anyways would be cool to have it soon.

No emotions. No feelings. JUST JOKING MWAHAHFAAJGHA!!11!1AT FUCKING LAST! Or is it...just a mofo Rocket or Valve troll... If so...Ima cut my vains if it was unnecessary hype.

Siberian go die. Seriously. Idea good but only handguns or short melees. Your ideas are kind of disturbing. No offence. (I woul like to do human centipede in SA though...)

If they keep on balancing the game, enfield, dmr and m 249 will have same value in game. If no gun is better than other then theres no need to look for better ones because there is none. Please add a weapon or buff existing instead of removing, nerfing. Guns should be deadly. And better wound system would be great.

If you did some research earlier you would know Dayz is a mod(which is free) for Arma(which is not). Totally worth to pay for Arma though. I dont see why u think noone plays Dayz... I think mod will be perfectly fine without you. As you see world is constructed the way that nothing besides birds singing and wind blowing is for free. Better get used to that...before you grow up.

I killed all my teammates by mistake. Then they took a revenge.

*Hang yourself on a lamp.

You could put me as a side character, fighting bandits at Cherno Plaza, or destroying AN 2 with a lighter while taking off you know what I mean :) 'Yippe kayey motherfucker' (Hope you wont only look at those with 500+ posts lol)

Okay, so I thought I would make a thread with random ideas of mine. Here goes... In my country, which is Eastern Europe, we have very little gun powder based guns, there is a shittone of airguns (not to be mistaken with airsoft). So low damage, quiet, reloading dependant on what type it is, and being able to carry lets say a hundred pellets per inventory slot. More tool based melee weapons for sure. And a type of a huge market made inside of big magazine like building with high roof and shitloads of shelves, a lot of space. Maybe some kind of guns from museums like these really old ones(WW 2, WW 1, maybe ultra rare muskets) that would first need maintenance to be used. And some melee weapons like swords, war axes, pikes, spears, morgensterns and so on. Maybe even plate armor, chainmail to find there, that would protect you well from zeds and melee weapons but slowing you down. Temperature thingie, lets say the farther north the colder, so you would REALLY have to worry about being cold, finding warm clothes etc. More ranged weapons that are not guns (javelins, bows, crossbows, slingshots lol). Self defense weapons (pepper spray, tazer). I think thats all for now, let me know what you think and feel free to add something. And as always Have a nice day :)

About an animation series of Dayz with forum members. And the topic contains quite a doze of off topic.