Banana Boat

I've had DayZ since the end of July and have been playing it since, mainly MP, some SP. (I like to have a bit of variety in DayZ) but anyway, on to the story. I freshly spawned outside of Elektro, armed with a double barreled and a makarov. (Yes, the two WORST guns in the game. If I spawned with a hatchet aswell I'd have picked the hatchet and trashed the DB)... So I head into the city. The server I was on had around 15 players online, around 10 or 11 of them were bandits sniping eachother in Balota airstrip so I knew that I had a chance of getting some loot in Elektro, so without hesitating I head to the brick houses and find a Winchester and some food and cokes. I head up to the firestation, nothing there. So I go to the supermarket and I find a tent. Boom, beautiful. I then head up to the hills pretty happy with my find and not worrying about anything. I plan the next two or so hours out ingame. I set up camp, keep my favourite gun in the tent, try raiding some hospitals, the usual. As soon as I set up my camp I hear someone in direct. He said to me "Yo bro, nice camp" I turn around to see a survivor who had no weapon, no sidearm or backpack. (He was a total noob) I reply in direct to to him and after a bit of talking we finally agree to work together. At the time I thought "Woohoo, a guy who I can trust" and we spend a couple hours getting gear and supplies for our camp. By the end of the day we had an SUV which was fully repaired, a FN FAL, a DMR, Revolvers and a CZ with one mag. Plus a few more tents, so we're doing amazingly for a few hours work. (I took screenshots so I remember what we got) I added him on steam and we agreed to meet in the morning for some more farming for items, and thats exactly what we do the next day. This continued for several days and we gradually got more and more skilled at looting and stealthing, etc. By the end of the week we were both heroes which was pretty awesome. Two more days pass, and we both log on to find our six tents, full of backpacks, rifles, pistols, food, pepsi, bandages, blood bags, etc had ALL been robbed. Even our vehicles had been stolen. There was literally nothing left apart from what we had on us. This was a big shock to us both, as we had got so far! So we decided to try and start another camp, but in Elektro we got sniped then robbed of our gear. We were back to square one. We had nothng apart from the crappy double-barreled and a makarov. I call him on skype and we both think what the hell, we have enough food and drink for us to head to NEAF. Thats right. North-east Airfield. The lost airfield of Chenarus. We thought it'd have some good loot there because no one ever goes there. I myself, had never gone there before. We spend around an hour heading to NEAF through the woods in the middle of the map, looking in deer stands and stuff, but there was no luck. We were relying on NEAF to bring us back to being awesome. After a long journey, we arrive at the airfield. We look around everywhere and find nothing. This is the weird part that forced me to share this awesome, but so extremely strange DayZ experience that it bothers my mind until this very day. You ready? We decide to head back and hopefully die from the zeds or something, when out of the clear blue sky came around twenty players, from out of the buildings we just searched. Then an SUV and a beaten up UAZ arrived. They were the cars that were stolen from us... And this is the best part. The guy who I teamed up with started walking towards the whole army of players who just ambushed us. He blasted one guy in the head and picked up his revolver. Then four other players started chanting whilst the army of psychos were walking toward me. He then shouted out some kind of chant, and everyone, I mean everyone started shooting their shotguns at me. I ran away trying to dodge the shots but one clipped me in the back, then another, and another. I fell to the ground, passed out and losing blood. He then ran up to me. MY friend, who I had teamed up with for so long, removed a hatchet from his toolbelt and started hacking away, whilst singing. I swear to Jesus Christ this happened. No kidding. I have no idea why he'd do this. Maybe for the lulz? To prank me? I dont know. After that minor wobble, he stopped playing DayZ altogether until a week ago. If this was a prank, I'm gonna get him back so hard he'll be forced to post his experiences on to a thread like this. Like yours truly. I apologise for any grammatical and spelling mistakes in this post. I'm on my iPad at the moment.