DaSergeant

Bro,there are no zeds once your infected and most villages dont have high places.Otherwise I try and jump off buildings.

Hello, fellow Post-Apocalypse Chernarus comrades! Have you had the weird moment when you want to die,but you can't?The respawn/suicide button is disabled on the server I play,which isn't a problem if I wasn't playing on Veteran.Darn lasted 3 hours running around Kamenka,looting pepsi and beans,decapitating zombies with my trusty axe when all of a sudden the zombie I just killed with its dying breath infected me post-morthen.So what can I do now?Antibiotics are rarer than gold,and noone in Chernarus appears to need them,when they had alchocol to dissinfect wounds.Anyway I start yelling in DC that I am In Kamenka,slightly infected and dying,ready to just give away my backpack of items.5 Cans of Pepsi,4 Cans of Beans,3 M1014 Shell Mags,map,clock,6 bandages,1 toolbox and alot of flares and noone even made a attempt to attack me.Appearantly as soon as your infected,zombie spawn rates lower,because there where no zombies in the town.I thought most people didnt belive me so I kept scanning town for zombies.All of a sudden a wild blueberry appeard on the road,evident was his jack-ass knowladge of not being to remove the hatchet from his inventory,yet I approached and I gave my ACU backpack and my gear,at this sight the blueberry froze up,and a minute later ran through the way he came like a olympic champion neither taking any gear neither killing me,so I can respawn faster. Interrestingly bandits prefer players with hatchets who have nothing but the hatchet and a single bandage for some reason than a guy filled with loot.So if anyone is reading this,next time you see someone request an execution,be kind enough to give him atleast that.

Found one today,drank it as I was dying of thirst.Is this the start of a lot of bad luck?

Gather round,fellow survivors! I made my accounts to share of my tales of adventures.As most stories on this thread,mine begins at Green Mountain.Me and my friend,we didnt want to take into account other players,so we wanted to host a private server,while he was trying to host a server,I hosted a so-to-say SP server,(Bare in mind this was in 1.6.0.1,there was still a editor and I you could easily host SP broken LAN servers),because there was no melee and I was a sort of admin,I gave myself a single AKM with 3 Mags and headed to play singleplayer while my friend was attempting to host a server.After 2 hours of playing I had a car and more ammo for my AK and a revolver,a shit ton of beans and pepsi.I decided to go to Zelenogorsk for bandages.Because my luck is low as my accuracy I found nothing but empty cans. I headed to the giant tower,there where a few military zombies,I made nothing of this,I fired a burst of 7.62x39's at em.I inspected them and found a radio on one of the saps.I buried his body as I have been a conscript myself IRL and I have a deep respect for the military,anyway.I noticed there was something odd about the radio.It was written in cyrillic (Russian letters for the unaware) and when I pressed RMB on it there was a option 'use radio'.A weird-assed transmission came in mostly static and morse codes,some coordinates and finnaly in english with a deep "movie-russian" accent this message "Leave Green Mountain,QUICK!".I told my friend of this,who was still trying to make a server so we can play Co-op,he made nothing of it. I was creeped out as hell,but I was like - I have a sturdy AK come at me bro!- next thing I found was a mass grave near the tower.Next thing I hurd where agroed zombie screams and my legs snapped and I died a second later.Because this was a very old version I had a editor and in it I chose a characther near Kamenka and created myself a 10 man squad of AI survivors. I equiped myself and all of them with AKMs,spawned a truck and shipped out with my private army to Zelengorsk Radio Tower.We shipped out of the V3S truck and started guns blazzing to the tower,the AI from ARMA is pretty damn accurate if any of you are ARMA maniacs like me.My men quickly made a perimitter round the tower,I set some tank traps and wire barriers to set a perimiter,threw some lights inside,made a few fires to keep a light,placed my team as guards all around the tower.It was 23:00 outside ingame and in real life,so the immersion was total. I was camping zombies from the top of the tower with my AK,for the fun of it.And all of a sudden my characther with his deep monotone voice started saying- '2,3,4.....9,10,DO YOU READ OVER?' - If you are a season ARMA player you will know,90 % of the times if this question is asked by your char. automaticly,the unit mentioned is dead. The he started screaming '2,IS DEAD', "3,iS DOWN','4,IS HIT!". All I could say was 'WTF?!,no way a Zed got in,no way he killed all of my units!' And when I got to "8,IS HIT!",I hurd a loud static noise,then SNAPP! my legs where broke,I turned round and my fires where extinguished,my chemlights where gone and all I could do is fire at the only doorway behind me,bullet after bullet flew through the doorway to no avail,then suddenly I hurd a Zed scream and I died... From then on I have never gone to Green Mountain again,3 days ago me and my friend where flying in a chopper to find a bloodbag for some New Guy we picked up,because he was dying,we went over Zelenogorsk by the FNGs request.Suddenly the Main Rotor and Engine broke off mid-flight,the FNG didnt know how to eject and my friend thought he could pilot the chopper to the ground safely,I personnaly as a coward jumped off.I broke both of my legs on landing near 3 player corpses spread around a red house,again hearing the static. Might have been a sniper in the forest,might have been a glitch,might have been a hacker.But no way I hell am I ever returning to Zelenogorsk.Hey,if you find what keeps killing players near Zelenogorsk I might share some beans over a fire,thats if you live to tell the tale....... As a epilogue,I will say that while there might be some decorative elements in the tale,I did lead a 10 man expedition to the Tower,we did lose the chopper,we did die in that god forsaken place.If you get by mistake near Zeleno,or If you hope to raid some items,you better think about it again,Its never worth it....