Panama Jack
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Log into the middle of camp this morning and see a member of your team 5 meters in front of me checking one of our dozen tents. Had my Glock out, seriously considered firing until hearing numerous footsteps behind me. Not having time to switch to my DMR or even go third person I D/C like shit through a tin horn (I had seen 4 [HS] on the initial roster). A loading-screen freeze and Ctrl Alt Del force close later, and I moved a ways away on a different server. Lost too much time. By the time I logged back into 49 with 2 of my guys on their way, [HS] was gone and 2/3rd of our tents were flattened. The hilarity of the thing was the overall destruction around the camp, though. 25 meter swathe of felled trees laying everywhich way through the site. Our nearby mini-motorpool was cleared out too, costing us our painstakingly procured and gingerly-nursed-to-health ATV. A few minutes later I spot a White Offroad through a gap in the canopy around a kilometer away across the valley. Right on the Western map edge. That means you lot found our pair of tents over there used by our sniper as an outlying listening post. Finding those brought accusations of map-hacking from my comrades, though I don't much care. By the time we legged it across the valley you were nowhere to be seen, be it North or South in the valley or West off-map. Though I have to wonder, can a civi offroad really knock over several dozen trees and just walk it off? Crazy stuff. I'm always logging off in a position overwatching my tents from now on. Several good lessons learned. Enjoy the crap ton of medical supplies and the Mk. 48 you nabbed. By no means a rage post, just a bitterly-forced hat tip to [HS].
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The thing gets like 2 miles to the gallon. Total BS. Tank capacity has absolutely no bearing on MPG, the ATV's consumption needs to be a solid 1/4 of what it is now. Seriously. I have no problem with throwing a half dozen Jerry cans on it, but those just cure the symptom of hyper-exaggerated consumption.
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I've always despised the notion of corporate armies. So unprofessional. Such a piss-poor cause.
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The ONLY Realistic Way to Prevent Deathmatching: Make DayZ a Living Hell
Panama Jack replied to Time Glitch's topic in DayZ Mod Suggestions
Read the first page; that's all I need to see. Splendid proposal. -
Pilot zombies (around helicopter crashes)
Panama Jack replied to ABORT's topic in DayZ Mod General Discussion
Kill them. I typically see them dropping pistol ammunition, but the real reason is so you can rummage through the Huey in relative safety. -
What we can learn from a groundhog
Panama Jack replied to ZedsDeadBaby's topic in DayZ Mod General Discussion
In my home state we call that crawling. -
Crashed helicopters a little too common?
Panama Jack replied to sunnz's topic in DayZ Mod General Discussion
I've played for probably 100 hours without ever seeing one, until 1.7.1.5. I've found 7 in the past three days. In the heartland fields around the Sobor twins. Definitely more common now. Mostly FALs and medical boxes, but I was blessed with an L85. -
STANAG / STANAG SD - Whats the point?
Panama Jack replied to KoKane's topic in DayZ Mod General Discussion
Subsonic ammunition is not a prerequisite for effective suppressor operation. It's just a way of making the silenced weapons arbitrarily more difficult to use, out of some sense of balance. -
20 words or less: Spawning without a weapon
Panama Jack replied to rocket's topic in DayZ Mod General Discussion