Mephistopheles (DayZ)

C'mon, everyone has one or two of these sheer moments of stupidity.You perhaps had it recently, or at the first time that you decided jumping on the bandit bandwagon. I'd like to look back and laugh on those moments. So, if we share, we can all laugh together, i suppose? This happened but a mere hours ago, i was stalking around Elektro and it's surrounding Sniper hills, looking for someone to kill and steal their goodies, fair and simple. I listened to the shots coming from nearby and decided to investigate. There was a sniper group of two right behind the Power Plant firestation, sniping with DMR's. I decided to wait until one of them got a kill and went away to retrieve the loot, as i didn't have THAT much of an ammo in my AK, and eh, i suck at aiming. So, he went away and i started to slowly creep towards the first guy using the DMR, i creeped up as close as 10 meters and unloaded what was left of my ammo. Assuming that his friend would come, i quickly pressed the gear screen and took the DMR, all jolly and happy because i had just got a DMR with near to zero effort! I ran up the nearby hill, to get a vantage position, switched to my newly acquired DMR, and pressed reload. Nothing. I looked again and pressed it, hoping it was lag. Nothing again. I pressed G only to realise that, somehow, i forgot to take the mags along with the DMR. I had a brand new, shiny DMR with no ammo. Such a feeling. I decided to tease the guys over side chat, telling his friend to give me the DMR ammo as a prize, but no avail, i was soon flanked, and after a five minute chase, down on the ground. I saw the guy emptying a clip into my corpse right before the *You are dead screen* So, as i said, my fellow Bandits, what's your most embarassing stories?