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That is incredibly creepy.

Yeah it's the perfect balance of CQB rifle, assault rifle and sniper rifle.

Yes, DayZ is a highly sharded MMOFPSRPSHZAG.MMO pretty much means "multiplayer" these days...

Lets add water purification tablets, filters, and cholera!!!111oneoene wheres the link to the "you have to shit and you can eat shit and it counts as murder from whoever's shit it is" post when you need it?

Ahh, remember when the player count was small enough for the dev's to be able to do character resets...

If it was an MP5SD, you wouldn't hear it, but the bullets would hiss as they flew past you.

You mean a hack/cheat?

Coffee should heal broken bones, right?

That was awesome in Jagged Alliance 2 - your character would get all down in the dumps about fighting and killing and being injured, so you'd temporarily get their morale back up by giving them beer so they'd fight properly again... until the hangover kicked in and they got worse than before.

So they're adding a thirst peripheral that dries your mouth out so you know when you have to drink water to stop yourself from spontaneously bleeding? (emphasis for realism)

That's exactly what I said - water is good for hydration but soft-drink would be highly valued for energy -- and as the person I quoted said, calories are calories.Obviously in-game this isn't true though, as soft-drinks hydrate just as well as water and don't provide any calories. Caffeine withdrawal? It's not heroin! Caffeine withdrawal causes slight headaches and irritability -- both of which you're already going to have in zombieland ;D Plus you've got to drink a damn lot of coke/pepsi to develop a caffeine dependence in the first place... I'd be much more worried about "wood withdrawal" when all the canned goods run out and all the game has been hunted. Thankfully Chernarus' forests and stores are ever abundant.

This. You would prefer water for hydration, yes... but soft drinks have a ridiculous amount of quick energy in them, which would make them very handy when food is scarce -- just like how chocolate is used in survival situations due to high sugar and fat content and long shelf life.

You probably need a friend to come and park another vehicle next to you, then get into that vehicle to reset yourself.

If the L key doesn't work, look at the ground and try it. For some reason, the L key doesn't work when your FPS drops too low...

"Days"

This is why they pulled it out the first time. Not all heros are bandits, but it is possible for bandits to be heros.Organised groups of PvP murderers can keep their humanity up by working together - them helping each other far outweighs the kills that are distributed between them.

I think the patch notes mentioned that it was broken

Seeing this thread is about how the bandit mask makes you feel... Lets stop and consider the feelings of the character that you're controlling. Maybe they feel pretty shit after you forced them to commit those murders, and now they feel an intense need to hide their face. Maybe you shouldn't have put them in that situation and caused them this trauma.

So the Iraq war wasn't really a war then, right? Because a war requires two sides.

There's another one called Arma3, or this existing one that I heard is good, called Arma2!!!oenoeneonw#@$

Those tense stand-offs are survivors.The other reason that your statistics are skewed is because a real survivor will do everything they can to ensure that you don't even know they're there. You might have walked past 10 of them today already. The stats on the main page are interesting. 1 million players. 29 Million Spawns. 1 Million alive characters. 5 Million murders. Time played 17642486 hours. Avg life time 1.083 hours So going by that, everyone has been murdered about 5 times each and spawned 29 times each, which doesn't seem too bad. However, total_time_played / avg_life_time should give us the number of spawns (29M), but it actually gives us 211M spawns... so the statistics on the front page aren't all in sync with each other...

The answer to people cheating, is to make it so everyone is cheating? Merikur fuck yeeeeeeah!

Here's one - it draws attention to yourself and gets you shot at.

http://dayzdb.com/map

Keep your jewish-nationalist propaganda out of game forums.Global politics win... Ermirycah!