bddy420

Doesn't really matter now does it? First of all.... how am I trolling if you chose to come here and read it? Im not being aggressive or calling anyone some childish middle school name like ohhhh Idk.... perhaps "Fucking Idiot" I'd have to be a Fuckin MORON.... a blatant FOOL to hop on a forum and just openly insult someone. A real loser I suppose. Luckily I Don't get my E-Peen hard by typin Insults. I Get my E-peen hard By typin in pornsearchs. Don't insult people's over the internet. =( Its not nice. Kind of 'tacky' as well.... But Bravo sir, Bravo.... Good Show, Jolly good. I assure you im no troll (I dont know how im really.... trolling?) As for being a fucking Idiot? Lol..... I'd say most of our species would qualify for that title Sir..... You and I Included. ^.^

You know' date=' the only one going on and on about grammar is you. I think you have some sort of fixation. [/quote'] I Do. It sucks. You don't agree? "I Concur sire, Hmmnyesss Hmnyesss Poor grammar INDeeeeed Sire!" - Hmmmnyesssss - Is how rich people say yes.... Rocket, I'm sure, will one day speak like datz "Hmmmmnyesssss Hmnyessss.... I made a great game innndeeeeed" Then he drums his fingers together as he builds his own 'to scale' chernaurus and works on a real-life virus. Rocket is actually a rocket Scientist (Huh Huh? See see Play on words, he's clever o.O) and is trying to fund a zombie apocalypse.... with.... Get this (IIIIRONY) A zombie apocalypse Sim.... So that only the good players and true gamer's win and we kill all the bitching QQing Baby mommy whining CurrBurrs. Shower.Coffee.Work.Coffee.DayZ

Thanks Axyl, PM me if you wanna chill in game. I got tons of supplies (Less now that the truck blew up) and a small group going. Games a 'hoot' but definitely a lot better with people you can trust.... (Which isn't randoms off of forums, but Ill take a risk.... thats the fun of the game for me)

o.O Thanks peoples. I sleep. Work. Just Love This game.... so much. Me and a friend (Its a friend and I you stupid fuck) Whatever.... its a game forum.... shut up about grammar..... anyways We went to a town... Secret town hush hush and he finds a CZ550, wants to test it POW Z's come flyin Shhiiiiiity I lay down and hope they pass me (idk.... im still nubbly I spoze) one see's me I guess tries to eat me I run, He runs We all run for Ice cream down at a grocery store.... oh this is after we blew up a truck o.O On accident.... And we killed them, so flash forward... K we're back in the grocer and literally like..... the town at our heels. Not kew. Puh pow puh pow start usin up the shit ton to many shells I have for my shotty and realize maybe I shouldnt be so loud? And switch to my M1. We won. Was fun times. If I glitched and died..... I wouldnt have cried. If I got back stabbed.... I would be sad but ... not ... a single tear would be had? Tsk.... bad. Was fun tho, Great game. Goodnight.

I got blah blah Zombie Kills ROAR! I got Shmeh Shmeh Murders ^.^ Tee Hee. Me killz Banditz Like Prozerz! o.o Fuck all that... Lets get some screens of who has lived the longest so I can get a general Idea of whats 'good' Longest life Screen I saw was 20 days. (I dont frequent forums often as they are filled with tons of kids under 18/20ish who expect overly nerfed Softcore Vanilla Easy mode Plz Nerfz himz gun cuz itz hurts more den mine. 'Gamerz' if you wanna call them that.)bluntz

Judging by the ones you wrote down here' date=' you haven't played any actual games. Just some pop names. Give the S.T.A.L.K.E.R. series a try, Darkfall Online you've probably never heard about and it's one of the best MMORPG's made so far (the world's slowly dieing, but Darkfall 2.0 is coming out). I can't believe you even mention "games" like "WoW" and "LoL" here. Try Entropia Universe, going mining in PvP Toxic get's your adrenalin pumping fast. EVE online even! [/quote'] Played Eve, Never played Darkfall My PC sucked, Played Mortal Online, Never played the stalker series and WoW And LoL Are games.... Yeah I even played CoD a few times. I play pretty much anything my Budget allows me to. Sorry im not so classy Mister. You're the "I Only smoke nugget" type I suppose. Snooty. Ultima ascension 9 Secret of Mana Secrets of Evermore Zelda Original Nintendo Harvest moon (yup) Sims.... dude I dont segregate my games, Play em all. Shit If someone gave me Viva motherfuckin Pinata I'd play shit. Im not a PS3 person and don't own one or care to.... They kinda hate their customers but im not going to get into console Warz! Yayzerz. Before you get all snewty with your hoity toity Shmeh shmeh I played this meehee you dont know good gemz Think. Never heard of Darkfall... Please. Also never had the Chance to play Xyson (bleh), DaoC, Rhyzom? or some weird ass shit, and there was one more sandboxy by the maker of Minecraft but I judged it on the PvP Vid I saw (Probably shouldn't of Judged based on it but meh)

=\ My Doctor advises against this... = (

Saints Row Sucked I fuckin know its supposed to be silly..... I mentioned games like wow, noob.... just mentioning games I've played.... I applaud your EXPERT opinion and the level upon which you validate posts is remarkable. @Vherid @Sam..... I know bro.... I know.... I can't get to baked, I sit in the woods forever scurred. @FlyingMonkey ... Thanks Man. I like when people I never met before like me ^.^ No sarcasm, I mean.... who doesnt like being liked. @Publik TL;DR? Teh fuck? @..... Racecar (Teehee. Race car) Ummm I am superkewwwl All my friends like me at school and they draw like.... MAD Doodlez on my Trapper keeper and my Comp Books. THIS ONE DUDE! He draws Ubbbber Cool S's.... Also.... people need to stop trying to be 'kewl' by criticizing others on the net Bruh, Broski, Broham, Bronerino, Bro Bronham. Dude. Man. (Even though I criticize peoplez All the time IRL and In game.... I personally Dont like those kids with the nasally voice.... God thats gay (I dont hate gays) I hate when people SOUND gay.... make sense? I Digress.... Fuck you. @Budiak Bukowski? Whats a Bukowski? Sounds Dank. Also I heard weed makes you cool o.O It doesnt? My god... the time I've wasted...

Chic 30? I stole it.

I speak from the heart bruh.... I give my mind and fingers no time to sit and convey a well thought up ummm though process and add all the lil things like dot dot dots for mental pauses of stupidity and even add my inner brain umms when I iz thinkin. In short I don't think and just blatently spit dumb shit..... figured everyone else does it today I MEAN.... shizzy dizzy haz you SEEN dat Youtube? FuhHHhh.... Wuh? Not to mention the buhgilliganIslandaires of tons of shitty Moaning posts about Wah wah this is hardz Even though this is one of the easiest games I played (And by far the most suspenseful and entertaining) which is surprisingly odd... I mean.... how can such A MIND NUMINGLY EASY FUCKING GAME...... be so fun.... my favorite is when you are in game and people ask for controls.... basic fucking controls.... those are probably the SAME motherfuckers postin about how hard it is..... Try playing Armas 2... I bought the game like 2 weeks ago. I started Day Z like 1 week ago maybe a week and a half. Go play Takistan life or something. Maybe check out the Mother Fakkin ummm Keybindings.... How hard is.... Mannn I recently read... nvm I need to burn one alrdy My mind is everywhere HMU With a PM for Skype/Steam lets go shoot at each other then we can flame the forums ^.^ Oh.... pardon my spelling and grammar az it is Failz. I assure you sire the intent of my ladder statement was SURELY to be facetious, when I take the time to do so I can execute quite a spectacular display of vernacular capabilities. Ok now go and check Dictionary and make sure vernacular was used in the right context.... Ive LITERALLY given up since highschool . 25y old 26 on august 9th. I Want an MP5sd for my Bday

STICKY THIS! ^.^ If not.... can people please post the tales of their longest Characters? Honestly Balls a requirement.... When I dies with my Oldest char I spent a full day on the coast just..... =(... welll..... You know =(. JUST so I was prepared for another long life. I talked to many players who never had a char past day 3 and they wonder why the games just meh. Day 2 Grocery store.... meh. Day 3.... Hmmm Day 4.... WHat was that ? ? ? ? ?FUCK?! Oh.... A zombie. Day 5.... Yeah im pro, tree lin.... SHIT... oh... a cow. Day 6.... Yellin at yourself for not bein deep enough in the woods. I start my car IRL and floor it out the drive way so I dont attract bandits. Day 7.... I wake up have beans for breakfast, Run 15 miles to work non stop all through the forest, going prone every 2 miles and watchin my back. Day 8.... Mall bathroom, man walks in I YELL "ARE YOU FRIENDLY!? GET ON THE GROUND, TURN AROUND!!! KNEEL.... Dont fuckin Move... Dont Fuckin Move.... Im fuckin friendly Im fuckin Friendly!" Allz Im sayin.... is see how long you can live I've talked to a few IRL and In game friends.... They've def gotten (Gotten.... wow... Grammar fail) more lootz.... nearly everything in game. They just destroyed the game for themselves. You can play GTA All the way through and be boss.... or you can use cheats.... Cheats suck. Blastin to the end sucks... Try and see a painting the way the painter saw it. Watch a movie through the directors eyes. Read a book.... with.... the.... writer's brAAAAAAAIiiiinsss.....? Play a game the way it should be played. (Again people play however you enjoy it... Me personally? If I wanted a deathmatch Shootem up I'd play BF3... love that game. Fuck CoD) Also you guys rock.

No ways to differentiate Bandits ever..... its called don't be a F*cking Dumbass. Riddle me this... Its the end of days and the Dead.... if you want to call them that walk among us.... You, your BOMBShell D-cup blondie wife.... and two kids whocares and dumbshit are walkin along. You tell them "Wait in these Bushes Im gonna check that shit up there" (Tsk OH EM GEE.... Who would leave them in the bushes?) Me you over critical fuck now shut up and listen to the story. So..... you go to get food for annoying family.... MEANWHILE George Diphole and his Flatchested Wife An'noyng with his Son Shuddup Decide to waltz ur way.... HE TOOOOOO Decides "I hate my fam.... HEY.... stay in that shed... Ill be back" ... . .. . "Shoulda fuckin let me buy that quad" He mumbles as he perilously walks to .... what'd I say? They goin to a barn? Idk.... George and Man A are goin to a barn.... Man A see's George First... Man A Has a lot at stake.... He can be a dipshit like most people In DayZ and yell HEY MISTER! IM OVER HERE!!!! IM FRIENDLY I HAVE A GUN!!! ARE YOU ALSO FRIENDLY WITH YOUR GUN!? Im surviving and low on food.... you probably are to.... lets be fwendz.... Or do you think he'll shut his noobcaked fuckin mouth and just observe then blast if it gets dangerous? Tired of seeing all the "Mister Mister who is Sniping me.... stop.... Wets be fwendz!" (By the way I only killed ONE man unprovoked, 3 men when I was provoked. 4 kills total, I ran into only 2 others and we passed our own ways and ran into a grp of 2 man and woman who saved me but NONE of these encounter's were.... by ANY means 'fwendly" I had guns in my fuckin face the whole time. The couple saved me life. The random dude and I Continually yelled "Fwendly" as we slowly backed away aiming at one another until we got out of sight.... which I hid and watched my tracks for 15-30 mins and thanked the man for keeping his calm) Stop bein fuckin dumb...

Bare bones real quick: You get stressed and mentally fatigued the more death you see..... shit yo I would. You shoot your 15th 14 year old.... your 100th 20 something and watch as they crawl toward you..... I wouldnt be all.... ^.^ Moar Beenz! So A 'face' or some meter that reddens with the ammount of pain/violence you see..... also you can add some type of 'trust' shit.... i dont fuckin know like.... say Jack and Jill just met.... red. They meet again red. Again Orange. Again orange green so on so forth. (Nope Friend meter is GARBAGE.... noob) Ok ok ok Scratch that.... but back to the ummm what was it OH the ummm Psyche meter.... yeah that shit would be sweet. Add Alcohol/Bud(Fat chance =( for Fat Spliffs)/Cigarettes/ or take painkillers to calm yourself..... ease the stress.... relax. Alternatively to Reduce th.... OH MY FUCKING JESUS.......... Dude.... To fix the whole Bandit mode.... Shit .... Well Violence on the Oly other 'living' would take a toll.... right? I mean fuck If I.... Man my mind wanders so yo..... ALTERNATIVELY... (I don't ever want to see bandits any type of 'nerfed' or at ANY type of disadvantage) alternatively you can sit around a fire and you can reduce stress with friends/other survivors. Stress could raise..... raise.... Lol wow my grammar has gone to shit.... RISE at a slower rate when going with someone.... Honestly this mechanic is alrdy in the game..... in each of us. When I loot WITH someone Im less stressed and play longer. When I loot alone.... I freak out, do my job, go watch cartoons, repeat. OH.... and alcohol/drugs of any sort put you at a Huuuuge Disadvantage.... no one wants to be drunk with a zombie on your ass. No one wants to be ripped and have to get in a gun fight (Actually.... naw... naw I dont like gunfights high I panic) And Cigarettes (Like Real life) could have a small cherry glow that could be seen at night some distance. Idk what negatives for red stress..... maybe ummmm screen shakes now and then? Maybe it can force look left and right quick? I dont know Im sure ill be flamed or something.... EVERY post I see eventually turns into hate anyways. Comment I forgot to mention Fatigue.... yeah.... I can't sprint for 1 mile.... Im 6 foot 180. I 'look' in shape. I doubt a survivor is gonna just Run town to town lol. SOME kind of fatigue. Also.... shit I can NOT Crouch through an entire city..... Making players plan out 'stop' points to take a break would REAAAAAAAAALLY be a pain in the ass for us all. It sounds much more in depth, harder.... a lot more bullshit. More realistic. But meh.... might make it beat boring and no fun I dont know. We'll see how many Baby QQ'rs come ragin BUT NOOOO'Z Me not run fast and Wahh... idk what they say.

Not my idea.... = \ I stoled it.... god damn me and my honesty. There is a 2d top down UOish Zombie game out there someplace (I forget where) Costs like.... 10-20. They have a system like that, Its very genius (Why do I always spell Genius, Genious at first? Fuckin moron) Im sure I, rocket, you, someone would have thought of it sooner or later, if its not already being implemented..... the stress idea.... Bongs would help to.... Melee weapon annnnnd Destresserizer. (I Honestly don't like bongs, said it to be trendy YOLO!) Its hot in here =\ I would honestly love to see some psychological stress factor in game.... no human can stand to see THAT much death and decay. 20-1200 (Most I've seen) Zombies killed and you're just all mentally hunky-dorey? ha. Hunky dorey.... is that real? Is that how its spelled? what ever.... but yeah... let alone being alone for DAYS on end.... Getting shot at.... I mean Our mili.... well Idk where peoplez be from so Im not gonna talk about any Military in particular but even our Militaries Snap out from all the death and carnage..... and they aren't killing All day EVERY day. ALONE... ALWAYS... NO COMM... ouch.